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My date told me about her Mexican mom and how she was always super cheap
I’m gonna take her to a nice restaurant
If we start dating I want to buy her some new clothes

Because you pay?

Girl on all fours with her pussy spread wide open so I can pee inside from a distance

Lack of experience
Dating really scared the fuck out of my until I went on a few date
Most people get over it in high school or middle school
We’re just late to the party

comfy music for your night youtube.com/watch?v=Tq3WKps7X-o

i like this album a lot

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>McDonalds Drive-Thru didn’t give me a fucking straw in the bag
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Business idea: make women pay for dates

is it in your drink?

dont kid ursrlf he would mount yuo and Pierce ur Harry bp

please give me money, im starvimg

>putting a needle in their arm that could potentially have fetus enzymes or dna from another baby in there

Why are Americans like this?

youtu.be/HrUYKKaUDHo

I have no straw and I must drink

how do people balance alcohol and working out
i feel too shitty in the mornings to do anything

drink less

Do what the government tells you!

Excessive drinkers are not known for their success at the gym

Sending sexually suggestive texts to a girl and she’s responding with the same energy

>business sim game
>dont hire any minorities or women

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fuck you guys

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I went to the gym in the morning today after drinking two 6 packs yesterday (I also didn’t eat anything)
Thoughts?

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proud of you
i'd vomit

youtube.com/watch?v=XOjGqCmch-U

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told her “we’ll find something else to do” after she said she doesn’t really watch tv and she said “for sure”
What’s this “something else” bros

you tell us

Play wii

Anyone have the black/turkish man with large penis pic?

fuckin duh

Mop the floor.

>of course bro let me just look it up for you

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tell me how to get a gf

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Reading uncle Tom's cabin rn

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Ask a girl you like out after getting to know her reasonably well. You go on a date or two then bang and then date

Sex is for virgins
Real Chads stay celibate

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The truth comes out

Very happy with my relationship and career but I cant help but feel sad I never fucked an asian (from asia) and smelled her feet

>shin chan
redpilled show

Thoughts on this black endeavor?

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dad is calling me a retard for cutting me

he thinks it was an accident

Sitting at the park bench with a Dominos pizza lads. Doing some cutie spotting with their Chad boyfriend's. Haha.

Tinderchad said he likes ABGs more than FOBs so I’m gonna have to say that’s probably a good thing

Just do it

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Why should I care about this in the slighest? Rappers do things like this all the time for the "hustle"

I want to steal someone's gf and mindbreak her in front of them, desu

You should love yourself and stop cutting, mexibro

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I have a gf...

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But I fear doing this may distress the other man psychologically so I will refrain from it.

>dropped just over $200K
>for five homes and a plot of land
BRUH that kind of money will only get you one trailer around these parts

How would you mindbreak her? Extremely incel tier post desu. I feel like you'd just scream projections and insecurities at an unsuspecting woman until the man came up and told you to leave his gf alone

ABC are disgusting whores with gel nails and make up like a nigger
Big pass

>white men don’t live life on easy mo-
Literally all you have to do is be white and you can easily pull a 7/10 brown girl

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It’s only a toesniff...

My windows don't shut correctly and when it gets windy the wind blows the blinds and it makes this annoying smacking noise all night

kill yourself, degenerate footfag bastard

lol

I'd have beaten up him up and tied him up to a chair with gagged with her shitstainned panties watching me fuck her in the ass in front of him.

Bon appetite.

take the blinds down, hang dark colored sheet over the window with thumbtacks to hold it in place

youtu.be/zU7yUHBTPJk

Have to go back to the hospital in 40 mins lads.

You should see a therapist

Just a quick one between the toez

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stop obsessing over poopoo, sodomite faggot lol

Is she typical for Australia? How is usual her appearance?
youtube.com/watch?v=LIxgJbuz3Lo

are you down by the river?

more like theRAPIST haha

You should be hanged from a tree for this type of shit

12? 13?

Nauseating

>see I’m spreading them for you already, just put your tongue between my toes...I know you want to!!!

Your reaction?

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watching movie

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Reminder that the feminist cry of “Kill Your Rapist” is a white supremacist dogwhistle, complaints about street harassment are also anti-black racism (Black Lives Matter!), and #MeToo is an antisemitic canard

I should kick your ass for posting this

I know you got a semi from that pic so say whatever you want
I won

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american classic
youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

Mozart is a basic bitch choice of composer

please tell me it's real

he outed himself before he finished the thought

is it weird i have no interest in meeting male friends?

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no, same

Candace Owens is such a cunt jesus christ

Try Skeleton; not as intimidating as it looks on TV.

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i prefer cross country skiing

I wonder if she’s like this because of her fetish for white men

no
males are shit friends desu

always wanted to. love bodyweight steering.