>So user, we had a look at your Linkedin profile and you only seem to have 6 connections, don't have a profile picture and rarely if ever try to join the worldwide conversation. Could you explain yourself?
So user, we had a look at your Linkedin profile and you only seem to have 6 connections...
Liam Lee
Brandon Howard
I dont have a linked in profile and have no plans to make one though
also I sincerely doubt I will ever in my life find myself in an interview similar to the one depicted in your picture
Nathaniel Bell
Well you see I never had many friends, and in college I was never into the whole party scene and didn't meet many people who I felt i had any genuine connection with. I assumed I would find a job upon graduation and that would lead me into a point in my life more centered around my career and I would make friends as I want along but it just hasn't happened. And no one wants to hire me, and now I'm 25 and competing with people 3 years younger than me for entry level positions I don't really even want. My life basically feels meaningless so uhh idk but can I have the internship pls? :/
Kevin Howard
>"says here you only have 5 internships and only 2 years of experience."
Christopher Campbell
Wow, I literally never want to get a corporate job. Imagine all these hoops you have to jump through just to apply for a job you statistically won't even get anyways.
Colton Morgan
>We're a forward thinking, global organisation looking for future leaders and world changers. It sounds like you're fearful of working in the global economy. I don't think you meet our criteria, user.
Julian Bailey
>user
>has a pony tail
let me just see your application again a minute
Grayson Jenkins
I would rather kill myself than work a job which OP proposes
Matthew Miller
>We're sorry... uh, what was your name again? Yes, you. user. You're not what we're looking for. We're not looking for bookkeepers, we want strategists. We're not looking for bankers, we want champions of the capital market.
>You're welcome to apply next year or you could apply to our HR department.
Isaiah Jenkins
I'm not comfortable throwing so much information about myself on the internet.
I use linked exclusively to find new opportunities. In fact I think social media is a bad influence in one's happiness and mental stability, I would rather join conversations and make significant connections in the real world.
Isaac Powell
>uses Jow Forums, an anonymous dung beetle taxonomy board
Andrew Ramirez
>I don't like explain myself, next question.
Noah Rogers
Just suck it up and make a proper profile. I just started using it properly a couple of weeks ago and I already have 100 connections, even though I have 0 friends. Add people you went to school with, even if you never talked to them. Fill out your profile as much as possible and include keywords so recruiters will find you.
I'm the same with not wanting any information about myself online, but I'm looking for a job, so I just suck it up and do it. I've heard of many people having success with linkedin, and a lot of employers expect you to have a profile. But if you're doing fine without, cool.
Josiah Jackson
this
I just add a bunch of 500+ connection nerds from my school and have suddenly got loads of invites to connect
Alexander Sanders
Yeah, self made millionaires don't need LinkedIn. Also, I might have some friends that need this position more than I do. Here's their contact info instead
Adam Wright
Go fuck yourself
Tyler Phillips
im not apart of your system man
Robert Morgan
im a shut in neet that plays vidya and works for their parents' business and rarely go outside otherwise and i didn't even apply for this job so you guys can fuck off
Ian Morales
We're a forward thinking, multinational organisation looking for the brightest young minds to tackle the global economy. You'll be a perfect fit as part of our Global Burger Flipping Analyst program here at McDonalds.
Nathan Turner
>that panel interview pic
>redhead in horn rims
Not even once.
Jordan Harris
Well you see the only reason I have a LinkedIn profile at all is because the upscale hookers I buy with my profits from trading illegal internet funny money want to see it to verify my identify
Ayden Foster
I hope one day im in a scenario like this so i can tell these stupid crackers to fuck off then cry racism when they dont hire me
Austin Russell
Smaller companies have less hoops.
Nicholas Smith
i-im not working here or anywhere
Kayden Clark
Sign the contract bitch boy. Flip my fucking burgers now.
Nicholas Kelly
Hunter Jenkins
>Sorry we didn't find you on any social media
>We can't offer you a job
Jose Jones
Spot on
Joseph White
How to test the hypothesis that the underperformance of major corporations (e.g. IBM, Motorola, GE, etc.) corresponds to the proliferation of HR?