Coworkers ask how did you spend the weekend

>coworkers ask how did you spend the weekend

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Why is he red and nervous

I fucking hate this. And keep saying the same thing. Went out with friends.annons what should I say?

Just b urself

Now they just ask me if I had a good weekend

tell them that your looking for a teamplayer

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I enjoy being a rich neet , not having to worry about idiots asking me how I spend my free time lol. Good luck wagekek

Canned questions deserve canned responses.

Good thing my coworkers are all boring fuckers who dont do anything either

I spend my time on here! What do I say or do

“How was your weekend?”
“Good you”
“It was good, I...”

At this point I just nod my head and drop the occassional “mhmm” and “oh wow”

Tell them you troll nazis on a Sri Lankan baby tortoise molesting forum.

>Smoke weed
>Get massage
>Go to a local bakery
>Eat good food and visit the sauna

I like relaxing, though I could never tell all this to them

>get stuck on team with 3 "chad" coworkers
>they start talking about their sexual experiences

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>coworker invites you to go hiking on the weekend

LEAVE ME ALONE I JUST WANT TO SLEEP ALL DAY

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kek

> in my 20s: "went to a party, went drinking, etc"
> in my 30s: "not much just took it easy"
> start to realize my social life is dying because all my friends decide to get married and have kids at the same time.
> its all over if I don't make some drastic changes

I hate that question

1 more hour lads....

after that I will never ever ever ever EVER wage again......

>nothing special, you?

it's not that hard

>What about you user?
STOP

> fap to hentai
> lose money on crypto
> fap to loli hentai
> dreamt of killing yourself
> sleep

Just be yourself!

This is normies in general, has nothing to do with Chad.

Attractive normies in particular love to talk about sex, their binge drinking and parties incessantly.

I have drug binge weekends, sometimes topped off with a 3 some with my lady and another girl. My reply is always

“It was ok”.

It’s an inside joke now between me and my lady

that actually sounds worse than doing nothing. Unless you are talking about your main body pillow and a second, nice but not as nice one.

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Too each their own user. I enjoy watching sun rises from the terrace of a “night club” listening to some proper music while dancing the weeks worry’s away. My life style isn’t for everybody, I’m content as fuck user

how does one become a rich neet?

I guess so, godspeed then, I sincerly hope its all you ever want. I have three sons on my 2 acres and fuck my wife 5 times a week.

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Just say you were fucking around on the internet. They most likely don’t care what you did and are just trying to make small talk. Bee ur self

Work 3 12s a week
Average 12 hours of sleep on my days off

What's the fucking point :D

Interaction from this morning:

>you do anything last night, user?
>yeah, went to see the new mission impossible
>oh cool who'd you go with?
>nobody
>...you went by yourself?
>yup
>and you had fun?
>yup
>sheesh user. That's no good

Fuck off

Anyone else lie about being a Norman? I don’t drink alcohol but I have to lie about it because of my age and appearance, Normans are disgusting cretins.

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sat in the dark playing old games from the 90s

Lmao.

>coworker

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i know that feel. all my friends moved away and i just stayed put and wagecucked. i have a fuckton of money and zero going on in my life

>who’d you go with
>not asking if you enjoyed it
There is an agenda.

>coworkers ask what you do for fun

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