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my stress level is too high and i cant work

frozen by anxiety

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in my head british women give off more obvious signs of interest or are straightforward in that regard
that's not based on anything just what's in my head

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa

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that sucks bro you just gotta calm down

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will literally never be able to have a drink and not think "corr, could go for some gear right now" ever again, for the rest of my life

worth bearing in mind before your first time taking it; you will spend every drinking session for the remainder of your life thinking "this would be x10 better with a few lines" (which is objectively true)

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So we can fight back against this admittedly invading force then?

THEY'RE TURNINGBTHE FRICKING FROGS GAY

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you a mechanic?

meant for

Hello Peru.

powerful

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Yeah you'd be correct. It's the same with European women in general. If a girl likes you, it's much easier to tell so you can make moves on her
American girls pretend to hate you and despise you when they like you. And mock people to see how they respond as a way of shit testing. No wonder so many men over there are virgins if the women there are obsessed with mind games and being cunts

>teehee i do drugs btw :v

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>i'm british
>i hate you british people btw
pick ONE

>Bro, dude just...

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barfed in my mouth a lil bit

You should probably stop drinking then

have to go outside then

>invading force
how
they're not subjugating or ruling you and neither are they wanting to destroy the country

want a euro gf with smelly breath from not brushing her teeth in the morning

long weekend comes to a close
with its fall comes the looming menace
we live only to suffer

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we're all in here lads

I have pretty much, unless there is gear available

they know they don't belong

the gf is REALLY cute lads!

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so what is that tweet gloating about?

For God's sake leftypol it's Easter, pipe down.

would rather learn farsi
same alphabet but easier and a more human like language

>

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If you can't do cocaine without taking alcohol as well, you might have a problem

if you're this upset with your situation why not just off yourself

I actually don't drink very often now just for that reason
I'm alright up to a point but after 8 or 9 pints I usually end up getting a bag

not yet decided if it's slight narcissism or general cowardice
perhaps both

yea but no one speaks that at least you can probably talk to the entire middle east if you learn arabic

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*ahem*
this was for this gentleman

persian girls are peng though
arabs can be pretty munted though there's some hot syrians and stuff

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...

Melvin you're alright you have us we love and support you

There’s a pain in my heart and it won’t go away

would put my willy in lily allen if she so proffered it to me
not going to say much more than that

Castle park.

20 mins

See you there my fellow dudeweeders

104489144
don't @ me
I don't care about catyank's freaky looking face

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what if it was a male alien and you didn't know that

you stuck your will up a alien boyhole

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i am a scientist

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Lily Rose Beatrice Cooper

>wtf dude you cant just like say the n word on an anonymous right wing anime website

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Nearly 4/20 lads

Got your spliffs rolled?

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there's a peng erotica like that let me go get it for you finlad

why do you keep posting my pic

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>anonymous right wing anime website

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>le right wing is le based!! The Pepe army!!

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I only drink microwaved Roiboos tea

what are you going to do about it *dabs*

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second bag of Galaxy Caramel Mini eggs down the hatch

government needs to ban easter

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literotica.com/s/birds-of-prey-bisexual-edition
guy's stories are long as but worth the read as they're decent scifi in addition to being good erotica

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Two more girls than leftypol ever got.

>why do you keep posting my pic

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wish i was still a student. we used to have a grand old time on 4/20. admittedly we smoked weed all day every day anyway desu

dainty virgin hands

what do normies want? money to just be handed out willy nilly to the poor?

user... I....

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genuinely funny post

getting sick of that frog now

>what do normies want? money to just be handed out willy nilly to the poor?

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haha this was me, only got 1 (You) in the end

>wish i was still a student. we used to have a grand old time on 4/20. admittedly we smoked weed all day every day anyway desu

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post your face catyank

going to tell my grandbabies about my service is the epic meme wars of '15-'16
god what a time that was
us against the world, brothers in arms
don't get camaraderie like that anywhere
praise kek and shadilay my 'pedes, i'll pour one out for those who didn't make it

oim arry I ate noggers

um excuse me there is nothing wrong with having virgin hands

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Please kill yourself.

>post your face catyank

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the latest purchase

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hello 2004

heh...blaze it, dude!

ahem
*points at the bluetooth logo*

fuck off

when is world war 3 happening lads

The lunch.

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bluetooth was around before 2004

White slag meatloaf and spider mash..?

anyone excited to Game of thrones

yeah but this one cost 50 quid

Never, those smelly bratwürst sucking Hunnish menaces have been neutered like puppies

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you look out your window at the cold grey dawn
it's 7 o'clock on a monday morning
pour a cup of coffee, better make it a strong one

they certainly saw you coming

we're going to have Cold War 2 instead now we're in the post-information age

the midget dies