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I want OKLAHOMA COCK.

LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS BELONGS TO MEXICAN BVLLS

is that the guy from radio head

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I just want a big strong mexican bf snuggle with and give my gringo butt some good loving

unplanned anal sex is nasty

barbecuing chicken
what are you doing with YOUR life?

gay. can confirm

Would you go for a big strong (5'3") CHI bull?

yes

Planned anal isn't that much better.

kill yourself

no

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i just want 60 dollars, deposited on this bank account

6769 7450 7631 0682

kill yourself

I'm not into anal but I'd go for a cute brown bf too

Tights are comfy to wear under shorts or pants when working out

Hola, que tal Chinito

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yes its cuter if their smaller

I said 'hi'
how'd you guess
I like you better when you smoke
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I want a qt grunge bf

what are those numbers

for what

clothes

Gay ass nigger

insecure incel

i want a qt barista gf

Is public nudity illegal where you are?

Hello, I'm going to build Bronx in Sim city 4

I have downloaded quite a lot of buildings for this

What are some key elements this city needs to have?

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Drank too much yesterday
Ended up vomiting

Hola

I just wanted to say to my mexican and canadian brothers that you are the best and my favorite posters. No one can bantz as hard as you guys and it's so next level it goes right over everyone else's heads.

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neighbor asked me to come over for dinner next week
dunno if i should

do you guys ever wonder why girls at subway are always so lucy goosey?

yeah
delete this picture pls

Aww, thanks. I'd also like to say that even though I rail on your country a lot, I still appreciate your good contributions to the world and consider you my comrades.

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Would you get in trouble for wrapping a towel or rag around your waist and going outside like that?

yee

Do you have boobs? Is that why?

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>grunge
>qt

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not yet

go! family dinners are cool

>just stop being afraid 4Head

I’m transgender but the other way around:)

from now on i will not interact with any male socialist

Anybody ever had a jealous and ugly female roastie sabotage your relationships with other girls because she didn't like you?

and what is that

So why would it be illegal to be outside wearing only a towel, assuming it doesn't show anything private?

doesn't have a family, she's like mid to late 40s, but i'd feel bad not going

Female to Male transgender

so female socialists are fine?

give me gf getting advice

I'm the only person that sabotages my relationships thank you very much.

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What's your problem with socialists

Become someone worth dating. Probably start by getting off the internet.

I've had a jealous, not ugly, roastie sabotage my relationships with other girls because she was in love with me.

if i was worth dating i wouldn't be dating you

bay plaza mall, for sure

I am a libertarian socialist.

me too

yea this happens to me too. but i forgive them for the cockblock because they aren't doing it out of spite.

>europeons celebrate easter on 4/20
haha imagine that

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fhp

>libertarian

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I am blasted drunk and it's 1:42 in the afternoon

If you don't go I hope you remember it every time you feel lonesome, especially as you age.

what does this mean

Wait Wait hol' up. They celebrate Easter on Hitler's birthday? The resurrection of Christ on his birthday?
Coincidence? I think not.

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I'll join you soon once I properly wake up and go to the store.

on a SATURDAY??? somebody call the cops, oh heavens

i went outside for a smoke and FUCKING BEES AND BUMBLEBEES ARE BUZZING RIGHT NEXT TO MY EAR

FUCKING CUT IT OUT, YOU MAKE HONEY FOR ME, STOP THAT!!!

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fantasizing about being a girl too much...

fantasizing about a having a gf

F H U C K
H E R
P W O O S Y

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i want bee to notice me

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::small smile::

Did you get the corndog dick already?

have to start wagecucking soon

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>NO BEE YOU CANT JUST BUZZ IN MY EAR ALL DAY I DONT WANT YOU TO SET UP A HIVE IN MY BRAIN STOP THAT

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sorry, bud
my parents prop me up with their money so i don't have to work until i find my passion

back in high school the chicano kids were really chill and i hung out with them a lot
I wonder what some of them are doing now

whoah, mama, who is she

Hung over and NOT happy

It sounds like it would mean a lot to her.
Once I volunteered to provide the music at a Christmas Day dinner for people in my town who have nowhere else to go. I felt great doing that.

>hmm? why yes, i do hate when bees buzz in my ear, how could you tell?

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*annoys you*

we're in prison

very strongly doubt denmark looks like that

NOT happy and hung over

I'm going to set up my own work over the summer most likely

i’d love to smash a tranny’s head with a rock

uhhh so this is kind of hard to explain. but i think some shady people want me to work for them and i just don't think that i'm the type they're looking for

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