/smg/ - Stock Market General

Weekend hibernation edition

How did you guys do this week? We are halfway through earnings, what's your plans and plays for the next week?

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Robinhood
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Educational sites:
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Free in depth charts:
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Premarket Data:
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money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
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Earnings Report Calendars:
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Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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CNBC Live:
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Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread:

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Daily reminder to invest in low debt companies, no matter that the trips say (_*>*_)

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first for smokestacks

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I got fucken Bogged.

Good advice.
Though hopefully my etfs make a positive turn come monday.
Meanwhile I'll be watching the HMNY stocks tumble like
youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

Dude post losses plz, I need to see

Second for this could be yours if you buy GIS and KHC now and reinvest the dividends for 35 years

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My 30 cent gains on my etfs were wiped out today because of the tech stocks. Not much but when you consider that I don't have much on the line yet, it adds up. Especially as I'm now 20 cents below my starting point.

already own 5.

this seems like its asking to get JUST'd by some tidal wave or even just a minor storm

can we make it flaot?

me on the roof

HMNY paid 20% interest on a 4 day loan. That's an 1800% interest rate! The 5 million was to GET THEM to aug 1!

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MRO 3months, bullflag or expanding wedge? MPC did well in earnings so there’s a good possibility MRO will as well imo.

Overall even week sold oil at sight gain earnings picks about even slightly up, some biotech got fucked in the ass though.

im the ded chick on the right

inb4

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you are really paying that close attention to the company? dude.. trade the stock.. its a shit company everyone knows that.. you don't have to waste your time going through their filings

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>CDP is up 44% since E3 dip
Where my GPW bros at.

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Holy shit grim you're my favorite

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kek, the first line in their SEC filing has a typo

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>not using the original art
Predictable tripfag fail. But I'll admit to having a sensible chuckle

so much doggo love. entire picture filled with slobbering joyfulness

What is the original art? I'm relatively new here.

ironically you guys have just as useless post....and have trips and names..baka

ISHYGDDT

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Wheres the Friday Podcast?

Where's the one where he interviews college kids about seizing the means of reproduction?

>Big5Guy is a shareholder of MoviePass

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he let us down

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hes skipping out on it today, his mom and dad are making him go to speech classes on friday so he can learn how to pronounce words.

He gonna dissapoint us like he has dissapointed his parents

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You see that smudge in the background in the water? That's me. I'm the floater who died.

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BASED

@ me when robinhood supports OPRA

wait
that leftmost news article
>stock is suddenly trading at $14
do the writers for these rags honestly not know what a r/s is?

Hloy fuck I forgot about this. I still want to hear a bimbo try and say what a short squeeze is.

Are those people legit retarded or did they run the company into the ground on purpose? Who benefits from that?

its on there now

I'm working on it, let this math tide you over

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I accept this shitpost as interest for the video you owe

How many fucking shares are even out there for HMNY?

Random general question: How long does it take for robinhood to approve a new user? Been waiting a day now

smg could probably become a major shareholder in HMNY if we tried. Lets save this company and turn it into a hentai printing press

its sad

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At this point HMNY is like highlander. There can be only one share, and the last one holding wins the sole moviepass.

lurk moar faggot

I don't think we could leverage it that hard. Its entire identity is built on moviepass.
wait.
Crunchyroll.
What if...

Took 3 business days for account approval, still waiting on funds tranfer.. but that could just be my bank.

you are missing a shit ton of dilution here tho m8
theyve been diluting heavily for a while now, and lets not forget the stealth dilution from the 250:1 r/s

KEK

its on there but

Buy OPRA
!
Unavailable
This stock is not supported on Robinhood.

now this is already a much better idea than the one they had

Guys.
What if we bought out HMNY and turned it into a better crunchyroll.
Only, instead of just running animu, we print hentai and sell generic Japanese shit.
I personally would love to have easier access to an Ofuda for my home shrine (Got when I lived in Japan for 3 years)

oh no shit?
i just said it to make u look

then i was gonna say "made u look nyaaa"
i dont have RH and can trade it rn

according to afterhours trading i'm already up on my trade

Buy moar, become a major shareholder and save the company

>Guys.
>What if we bought out HMNY

>buy out HMNY
>hands out Jow Forums passes

>Hands out 4chin gold passes.
People would believe they're real

Look at the sad timeline of big5.
>a Chad
>model girlfriend
>owns his own handyman business
>owns rental properties
>happily shilling big5 without a care in the world because of "mid teens"
Turn the page
>Goes to mexico to bang a tranny
>posts gay porn and gets banned from /smg/
>girlfriend finds out about his trap fetish and leaves him to bang a pasta nigger overseas
>moves in with his sister
>lost everything
and by far the worst thing
>unironically buys 3k worth of HMNY
Last chapter (future)
>starts taking estrogen because his obsession with traps has become an issue with his own sexuality
>HMNY goes bankrupt and he loses everything
>starts hanging out with baggie and gets addicted to crystal
>sells rental properties for drug money
>Too strung out to do handyman business and it falls apart
>Starts sucking dick for HMNY shares
>Ends up marrying Comfy.

notice how my order filled with a 6 share trade... fucking robinhood fags selling 6 shares

people would still buy the stock till .01

Best broker for an Argie fag here?

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Holy fuck I love this place

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the worse part could have just NOT bought more HMNY for the r/s and sold the 1 share got at end for profit

the doctor at the STD clinic told me i should write a story about my life and become a motivational speaker.. she was dead serious even gave me a business card to some guy that would help me publish my book and get my speeches organized.. She was extremely fascinated by my life for some reason. true story

reminder that gold is getting delisted EoY

also to all my brothers out there trading wheat/commodities rn:
i hope you hedged/took profits
the dollar will likely spike, causing a pullback on ALL spot prices somewhat

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Just publish your own book called "from Chad to sad"

Shiet yea we should buy when market cap is cut by a factor of five. This should be like next week

You get 10 free shitposts/day.

It's trading below a penny pre-r/s already.

That's a nice gay story you got there

this is it, we're officially in a new golden age of /smg/

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>It's trading below a penny pre-r/s already.
yeah and whats your point?

>from Chad to sad
kek

well it's a true one faggot and it was about 4 years ago

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>have 330k in cash that i dont know what to do with -- the market isn't crashing so probably going to DCA into things

>go talk with a charles schwab advisor dude because why not and it's free

>he's a nice guy but basically he just gives me boomer propoganda

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My point is that you were critical of people who would still buy yet YOU bought it

does someone have a link to that article that explained how a lot of companies were sacrificing their own profits in order to be super competitive on the market? (they use uber and amazon as an example)

remember: success breeds jealousy. to beat the boomer, you must become the boomer

give in

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>My point is that you were critical of people who would still buy yet YOU bought it
what when? when was i critical of people who bought HMNY i never even talked about HMNY until yesterday when i bought right before close.. sold this morning at a loss then bought back in.

I never ever once shilled HMNY nor bashed HMNY you must be confused with someone else...

what we got for earnings next week

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>>all tripfag posts
Reminder to buy the aids treatment sector

>remember: success breeds jealousy
i know that feel bro.. i know that feel

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dunno desu
it seems the yuros tend to use degiro or IB. dunno if those are applicable for argentina

dont quote me on that tho
check the thread early morning our time, or late night. theres more of them then

btw, if you dont mind me asking, what is going on with your economy? i remember hearing about hyper inflation a while back, and your FEDfunds rate was like 35% or something insane. you guys doing any better? i know this shit kinda seems to be par for the course in argentina lol

also
PROTIP: if yields blow out next week, buy a SHIT TON of longterm US treasuries (and i mean real bonds, so that you get paid in USD). dollar is likely gonna moon as things start crashing (and bonds might moon too), so getting paid the bond coupons in USD against your currency will likely be very profitable

kill yourself

AAPL

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Can we start acutally giving good tips and advice here or are most u guys just too stupid?

Tsla apple snap

related, google VC fund my life

Aren't you only up 15% this year? Man you suck at investing

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wtf is GIS

part of a healthy balanced breakfast

how do i buy a CRISPR index fund

the worst curse of the 21 century will be being a genelet / too poor for genetic engineering for you and your kids

i want in on that $

aren't you down like 50% this year?

>Reminder to buy the aids treatment sector
OSUR

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Yoplait is objectively the best yogurt brand

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Actually i'm down -54%, but that doesn't change the fact you could get better gains by investing in an index

wait a second why the fuck am i soliciting the opinions of Jow Forums i'm going to go kill myself for being so retarded

*unblocks your colon*

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you cant figure out what GIS is on your own you're not gonna make it without us laddie
you're stuck here weather you like it or not

Put a second head on the autist for Planes

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thats hardly even yogurt
whole milk greek style yogurt and cereal is GOAT breakfast

bonus points for some hot cocoa mix on top

>yoghurt
what is this?