Clean it up, Wagie!

>Clean it up, Wagie!

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Kek

>drink it up, slavy!

Yum! Thanks Boss!

>who left their chainlink bag here?

knowing I'll never have to deal with something like that because I was born with intelligence and white skin makes me feel truly insurmountable.

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>walk in see this wut do

Prove to me that you are not a brainlet and tell me how you would clean this up without getting piss on the floor or on yourself.

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story time!
>17
>after school job at subway
>hobos always use our bathroom and demand water
>shit and piss everywhere
>clean it up like a good wagey
>tell them no one time
>he throws a fit and SMEARs shit on the walls of the stall
>tell manager
>"guess you outta double up on those gloves! :B"
>refuse
>"IM THE BOSS YOU HAVE TO DO IT OR YOUR FIRED"
>tell her Im not cleaning up hobo shit smeared everywhere, its a disease risk and they need to hire professional cleaners
>cunt go ballistic
>jesus christ fine..
>mention event to my dad
>he goes stone still as boomer rage builds behind his eyes
>long story short, my college was paid for by subway settlement because they aren't allowed for their employees to clean up fecal matter and urine, it needs to be a professional janitor with proper cleaning chemicals
>got a 4 year degree because some homeless addicts finger painted with shitlogs while I was working, and roastie manager didn't know the rules

Rip open the bag with my teeth and let the cold piss spray all over me

embrace the void

>Reply
same. Truly blessed

get a huge bucket and place it under that triangle, cut the tip off the triangle and let the piss to fill the bucket. All the while wearing a hazmat suit. There's already piss on the floor so it's impossible to undo that.

just use a water pump

I hope you know that you earned that by having the balls to stand up for yourself. I am proud of you user.

Just use a shop vac and stick the hose down from the top. You would need a breather of some sort because of the amount of ammonia in the air.

>he throws a fit and SMEARs shit on the walls of the stall

Fucking degenerates of society.

It's interesting how we let useless freeloaders run wild, while locking up hardworking immigrants because of artificially constructed borders; that really are just lines on a map.

>that really are just lines on a map.
Your front door is just a line on a blueprint. Why don't you go ahead and leave it open while you are away?

nope
i have made it very clear in any gig i do that i dont do that.
they have 2 choices
fire me
or
find someone else
never once been fired

Just realised that's the kids urinal. Which means it's full of CHILD piss!

Triple bag it, take it to a big tub, throw knifes at it from behind a corner

wtf I love wagecucking now???

Siphon it out with a hose and hope I drink a little piss at the beginning.

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How does someone get a job cleaning toilets? I’m an idiot, I have no intelligence at all. But I make £30,000 a year (which isn’t much but it’s above the national average) as an electrician. Trades like such as carpentry, plumbing, welding etc, will literally take anyone into an apprenticeship most don’t even need any school level qualifications. How does one get to toilet cleaner level??

>I want to invite the entire 3rd world into my country but they should respect my property rights :^)

Based and redpilled

There are several hundred school janitors with phds in astrophysics.

>tfw I'm a translator with a master's degree
>but I'm pretty sure I would fail miserably in any of that trade manual jobs since I lack the handiness

how did this even happen? somone put a bag over the urinal, and then tons of people stuck their dick in the bag to pee in it? wtf?

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>hardworking immigrants because of artificially constructed borders
kys

it was probably leaking or overflowing so they tied the bag over it

>probably leaking or overflowing
>doesn't understand how plumbing works

Pretty sad. In my brief retail experience my manager had been working 8 years in that job, he was 4 years into his education to become a doctor and dropped it. One of my supervisors had a degree in aerospace engineer and was working in retail since he finished college.

Look at electrician jobs in telecommunications/internet/tv installation. They’re usually a bit softer.

Hire some wageslime to do it

kek

What a ridiculous whataboutism

Not only are immigrants unrelated to the subject at hand, but your logic seems to argue FOR keeping secure borders, not against

take the piss bag to an open field,put knife in the ground, blade up, roll piss bag over blade.

>whataboutism
You need to go back

That could happen. The urinals tie in to the same line, people flush and it goes out into the bag.

Yes

all i need is a straw

>slurp it up
>pee it back out into a working toilet

Blackpilled

Degenerates

>white collar slave thinks he isn't a cuck

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>Prove to me that you are not a brainlet and tell me how you would clean this up without getting piss on the floor or on yourself.

I'd pay the nearest cuck $10 to do it

I mean, a shopvac could remove the piss pretty fast. However, you'd have to clean it afterwards.

>disabled master race
lmao

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> that really are just lines on a map.

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>paying someone $10

Sell it to NASA.

Quit

That's so gross, how would you even go about dealing with removing that with out a disaster takiing place?

Silly man. I once saw a young-ish college-aged White guy at Red Robins fishing out a whole roll of TP in the toilet (why that was in there in the first place, I have no idea).

Pump it out with an electric pump. Most efficient and clean way.

>there are people who unironically do that

if I ever had to do that even once I'd rather kill myself

Pay someone else to do it

vacuum pump through the little opening
steam wash the fuck out of the tiles afterwards

>everyone discussing how to wagecuck/clean this

I'm more curious how it was filled up and put there in the first place.

no my shift hasnt started user fuck you

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Bag was wrapped around it to keep people from peeing in a broken urinal. Dudes are dudes and some dudes are assholes. They filled that bag up with piss with what looks like a couple of weeks worth of now stale urine.

Image the fucking smell in that bathroom.

Competence crushed by life in a jewish society is desperate and cheap.
Love to hunt these fags, best wagies ever since they're grateful you gave them some opportunity to use their brainpower.

im a 20 yo whos been a neet on and off for a while now and I feel like a fucking failure, all my friends think im a loser and I literally cant achieve any goals i set for myself. my parents dont even talk to me anymore, i unironically want to be a wagie, i feel like human garbage moreso every day i wake up.

at 20 you can still do pretty much anything, its a lot easier to learn to do something useful people will pay you for at 20 than at my age of 27. being a wagie falls on a scale, you just dont want to be on the giant piss bag end of it, the less reliance on other people and more money the better, which you can fill in the blanks on based on your own work rate and mental dexterity.
i fell for the 'fuck society' meme and dropped out almost totally when i was your age, worked about 2 years in the past 7, broke af these days and wagecucking it in fast food, 137IQ and shockingly havent topped myself yet.

Ah yes, must be how normie animals entertain themselves in their natural habitat.

Now now, user... that's not the kind of "go-getter" attitude that we like to see from our wageslav- I mean, "team members" around here.You know what they say about the early bird getting the worm! Now roll up those sleeves and get in there!

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If you ever kill yourself, please do not be selfish, and kill as many leftists as possible before that.
Please convert to Islam before the massacre too, for propaganda purpose.

>passive online money masterrace

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Or just use a water pump. Much cleaner and no urine vapor being blasted out of the vac. Also easier to clean unlike the vac.

I remember once they made my friend's tacos wrong at Taco Bell and he pissed in the garbage bin LMAO

Kek I literally was mixing human shit and worms inside of compost bins yesterday morning because the local progressive university wants to reuse our shit and piss for their flowers. 100 bucks per hour ain’t bad even it’s once a month

I'm new to Jow Forums, is this lame non-sequitur b8 common here?

I'm betting the bag was on it for being blocked up and someone flushed it to make it overflow. Definitely seems like something the assholes I went to junior high with would do if they saw it.

Reminds me of the public bathroom i went in at lowes last week. Apperently someone thought it would be cute to clog all 4 toilets and then poo in them and continue to do so until all 4 were overflowing with poo and there was about 3 inches of urine/toilet water on the floor. Im glad i dont work there.

I'd burst it on purpose and then spend hours cleaning it up

All you need is a garden hose and some Listerine

I'd burst it on purpose and then take the rest of the day off.

plumberfag here
you're all retarded.
Its overflowing from the urinal next to it.
some shithead clogged the shit up and pissing in the higher urinal makes it drain out of the lower one.

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How do you poop that much on demand? Must have been a sports team or something.