How do you incorporate your shitting schedule into your working day?

meant to say a week
i think twice a week is pretty normal for an american diet

sitting on a toilet seat that has been used by other men
calls other ppl a faggot

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I bet you wipe your shitter with paper too you fucking barbarian.

This.

bring a pack of alcohol wipes
problem solved
see, men can solve problems using tools

try being a man instead of a delicate princess who lets her life be controlled by her fear of taking a shit in a public bathroom.

seriously though, you are a man arent you? why are you acting like a princess, do you have low testosterone?

I shit like 3 or 4 times a day.
>t.rajeesh
how does it feel to shit on the streets?

i live in canada, we do not shit on streets
when i need to take a shit and im away from home i just find the nearest tim hortons: canadas bathroom

based

Black coffee as soon as I wake up. Big poo. Breakfast once I'm hungry in like 4-5 hours

do you clean your ass with your hands? why would you use toilet paper + baby wipes when you can just use your hands or your sleeves?

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Based pajeet

I have IBS so I have to shit like 4-5 times a day and that's whilst keeping caffeine levels to a minimum and eating a strict, bland diet. Not overweight and exercise/lift regularly. Sometimes life just memes you.

look at all that toxic masculinity. You better stop or i'm calling the cops, pal

>Getting paid to shit at work
>Disgusting

You're missing out bud. I'll take two-three shits in a shift - at least 20 min. worth of pay. Everyday.

Gotta make the SHIT make you money, mane.

If you shit at work you get paid to shit. You're welcome for the free tip!

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i use toilet paper and i wash my hands afterwards
i dont think you understand
the tim hortons bathroom is clean, youre not going to get aids sitting on a toilet seat. your fears are unrealistic and not grounded in anything but your princess mentality of everything having to be just right all the time.

using your hands to wipe is a clear disease risk. im not stupid.

but im also not a fucking princess so i dont live my life in fear of public toilets. letting my pretty princess perfect mentality control my life.

i am right, you are wrong princess. act like a real man and just take your fucking shits without making a big deal about it.

like i get it, you have low testosterone and you get nervous and scared in public bathrooms because you think everyone wants to watch you shit or something, because you are retarded and have low t social anxiety. you seek to justify that by acting like its somehow civilized to be terrified of taking a shit outside the home.

I wipe with my hand in the shower. Toilet paper doesn't clean your ass properly you need to wash as well. Only a stinky linky would only wipe and think he's clean

Hello my beautiful sexy sweet love! I am living in Delhi. We do not have problem to cleanse the poo anytime during the day. Just be careful and be out of the way from cars and traffic because of the danger. I like to poo on the dirt road more than the pavement because it is a natural thing. Please come to my house.

well it looks clean, the paper wipes clean, we cant smell each other or everyone would smell like shit all the time. im not eating off my ass or shoving it naked in peoples faces so its not really a concern. 99% of people in this country do not have a bidet and do not wipe in the shower.

nobody can tell whether you showered your ass or not. nobody can tell and nobody cares.

meanwhile i dont have to plan my entire life around being home in time to shit.

nobody cares dude, you are all alone in giving a shit. a fancy metrosexual who probably lives in fear of a spec of dirt getting on his shoes.

the moment civilization collapses you are just going to die not being able to take your perfect princess poops in your controlled pooping environment.

dont tell women that you are afraid of public toilets or they will lose all respect for you as a man and rigthfully so

I shit every time coffee touches my lips, every time I put a dip in, and when I'm bored. So a lot.

What's your obsession with princesses bro?

masculinity is falling at a rapid pace and men act like women now in the west and its going to lead to the downfall of our entire civilization

>the moment civilization collapses you are just going to die not being able to take your perfect princess poops in your controlled pooping environment.

in nature I would probably wipe in a river and not use a leaf like u dirty barbarians

Buck up and get paid to shit like a real man. What’s wrong with you. Bring cleaner if it’s that bad

>Newfag doesn't know when to appropriately greentext
>Is also too scared to shit in a public toilet
>Insinuates that anyone but they themselves are a faggot

wake up, coffee, one shit, two max. go work, shit aftenoon, 2x max. really exhausted, fucking hot, sweaty as fuck, work shitter on the roof floor, gabble roof, roof window over head, sun shining on your head while shitting, must have doors closed cos shitter. when finally over, coming out of shitter, like have been shat out of the shitter itself. always someone waiting outside cos only 1 shitter. look at the floor and pretend it didn't happend

dude we are trying to drink out of that river you dumb fuck

you people will be the death of us in any crisis

Jow Forums here. I can easily shit 3+ times a day because I eat a ton of food. 6'1'' 200lbs, ~11%bodyfat

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10:15, to beat the 10:30 coffee shit rush

Wake up usually busting to blast the ol' bowl with a quick log or two but I make a point to hold it in and wait til I get to work. Sit there for about 20 mins while I get through my twitter feed.

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about 2 to 3 times a day all at work roughly 10-15 mins each time.

if i was head of a company i would take silent note of who is taking a 20 minute paid shit every day and i would be rather less inclined to give that man a raise or a promotion. i wouldnt say anything about it though, i dont hate him for taking his 20 minute shits, i understand, its just not the kind of person im looking to hire for better pay and more important jobs. im looking for a go getter not a delibrate slacker.

but obviously it depends on the job whether you even care about that. i used to do the same thing back when i was an office drone in a boring unimportant job with no possibilityu of advancement.

this. i love shitting at work and getting paid for it. we even compete to see who can desecrate the bathroom the most. there are days where the bathroom just gets obliterated, you can't even walk down the hall outside without gagging.

Nice boomerspeak but the boss doesn't show up until a couple of hours later.

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take 1-2 shits a day at work. get paid about 15 minutes a day to shit

I shit everyday at work and save lots of money on toilet paper.

>not getting pais for shit

If you go to toilet everyday for ten minutes your literally getring paid for shit 2 weeks.

I go to shit 25-35 minutes everyday. Now do the math

crack some matches after a shit it removes odors

I shit right after getting home. I don't like shitting in foreign bathrooms, and I certainly don't like sitting on a seat used by the animals that are my coworkers.

Is that the dun goofed girl?

wagies make me sick to my stomach

>implying he doesnt have a little rat to keep track of the employees and inform them of who is doing what
thats what id do anyways
when i wasnt there id make sure my little rat was there watching to report to me anything suspicious like a 20 minute daily toilet break

and yet the world would completely fall apart without them so maybe shut the fuck up?

sorry, we can't all be disabled

how much linky for her stinky

kek

Literally me. Not even memeing. I thought I was the only one. However I don't drink coffee, I drink green tea with honey instead. Same results (helps shitting in the morning)

I NEET

No that girl became a crazy tranny

Always shit on company time.

>wake up
>shit
>go to work
>go to sleep
>repeat

ususally schedule my shitting around my daily pool cleaner "maintenance" or during it

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I wear diapers at work and I constantly shit myself. I go up and talk to someone after I shit, and it doesn't matter what is going on. I work in a restaurant and if I don't do my job, someone else will. I don't talk to customers unless I have to

>shit whenever i want
>come and go whenever i want
>just have to make it to the meetings with good progress reports, nobody gives a fuck what you do as long as the project is on time
who else /salary man/ here

Who is this semen demon?

I fast for a week so I basically shit once or twice a week

I shit when I get home, excercise, fap, and shower, eat dinner and browse some chans or read, go to sleep, wake up and do it again

i shit whenever

>shitting at work, out of the question, absolutely fucking disgusting

i used to think this too but now i just take a bonus shit break every single day. the bathrooms are individual one-stall so its not like anyones going to walk in on me, nice an comfy i can take half an hour to take a big shit and don't have to waste personal time outside of work hours to do it

Shit while taking your morning shower and just wafflestomp it down the drain.

i shit once a week

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This is what you're supposed to do. Go to fucking bed, wake up, go the fuck to work.

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Coffee, shit, start the day.
I actually feel you though OP. I can’t even shit at my girlfriends house for some reason. After years of piss tests and having to stretch my dick out for a PO, bathroom habits have just become almost become self consciously private to me. Sucks desu.