Sending Adelyn Zhou her main objective

>Adelyn, the marines are out there in the field. They are fighting to accumulate as much as they can. They have been oppressed by the bullies and Chads growing up. They are literally on the verge of suicide, and some have been pushed over the edge and gone through with it. As what usually happens with suicide, the ones who committed it are no longer with us. The rest of us have had enough of this corrupt, centralized world. They have been tricked by banks. Many have fallen for the college meme, shackled in student debt. We have many marines out there struggling, Adelyn. Chainlink is our only hope. We believe in it with all of our NEETbucks. Lord Sergey will deliver us. That is a guarantee. We are holding LINK with iron hands until the very end. And that is why we need to FUD link into the ground so we can buy lower. Show no mercy. Destroy the shillers. Downvote reddit posts. You can FUD. Today. For only two tweets a day talking about a 2-man dev team, exit scams, sybil attacks, or failed token economics, you can help a NEET achieve financial freedom. Tweet some FUD withiin the next 30 minutes and we'll send you a photo of a stinky link marine you are supporting. Do it today. Link $1000 EOY.

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I'm genuinely getting worried. A fucking woman will make an actual mess out of this. She could fuck this up.

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I like what you wrote but its got me thinking. This lady is a SJW and dislikes white men to begin with. Now she is going to realize all the linkies are INCELS and normies are like aware of incels due to all the media attention recently. This is not going to go well.

WE ARE INCELS
WE ARE BIZ
WE ARE Jow Forums
WE ARE ALT RIGHT
WE ARE LINKMARINES

She will be able to sell the fuck out of LINK to actual businesses, which is ultimately what matters. Be kind to her, CL needs a respectable face when there is so much autism in its community

THIS IS THE EXACT REASON SERGEY MADE THE TOKEN USELESS. YOU GUYS NEED TO LAY OFF. PLEASE STOP BEING ASSHOLES TO THE TEAM

If she read any of it she already hates Sergey and the project. Expect a resignation tomorrow and if we're lucky she won't try to shitsmear LINK on every social media known to man while doing so.

she hates white men cause white studs like hot asian women and therefore turn their faces in disgust at her cheek implants and cheesy degree. Soulless asian ugly hates whhite men is an excuse becuase true studs wont fuck ger so she needs a good excuse like oh she doesnt wnat white stud, she wants fat nice hindu man from germany

She probably has no idea about Jow Forums and the literal autism that will be unleashed upon her life. Normally I would feel pity but she hates white men and she loves Hillary so she deserves it all

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My sidez

I laughed harder at the OP than I've laughed at anything in months.

>yfw she quits CL because shes being harassed by a bunch of autistic fanbois

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SAME WHALE FROM THE EARLIER THREAD.

LET'S STOP FUCKING WITH THE TEAM AND LET THEM MAKE US FUCKING RICH.

IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO DO.

MOST OF YOU GUYS ARE YOUNG, SO I'LL LET YOU IN ON A SECRET:

NEVER SHIT WHERE YOU SLEEP. YOUR MONEY IS TIED INTO LINK AND A LOT OF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT UNIRONICALLY. WHY MESS UP THAT CHANCE WHEN WE HAVE ONE OF THE TOP TECH INFLUENCERS/WRITERS WHO HAS THE PULL AND GRAVITAS TO MAKE A FEW PHONECALLS TO HER JOURNALIST CONTECTS FOR MEDIA COVERAGE.

WATCH HOW THE GAME GOES WITH THIS.

FUCK YOU SHAMOOOOO!!!! REEEEEEEEEE

SHAMOO? HOW MUCH LINK?

HE'S CALLING YOU SHAMOO WHALETARD

Cringe

Isn't fucking it up the point though?

Cringe.

You guys have no idea about her. BTW. She graduated @Harvard.....a place you would be denied at the entrance

yeah denied because of affirmative action

I think this whole thing about Adelyn Zhou is being carried out by ChainLink's competitors.

If Serg dates her, so what? Russians are Eurasians (happas) to begin with.

Shouldn't you be glad she's not Jewish instead?

Harvard graduate here. I actually met her at a slumber party. She is a wild one.
Also on the drinking boat.

>WHY MESS UP THAT CHANCE WHEN...
because Jow Forums is chaos
fuck everything, let it burn. where do you think you are? we dont care anymore. if something annoys us, if a fly lands on our face, we swat it.

fuck im going to have to put myself in my own cringe compliation for this post but its true

>harvard
gross
i dont trust anyone that came from there
den of vipers and pit of evil

Kys cringe faggot

link to contact page?

i dont know where the cringe ends and i begin anymore, pls help

These contact page screenshots are amazing. Probably bad for the team, but 100% side destroying material.

>Tweet some FUD withiin the next 30 minutes and we'll send you a photo of a stinky link marine you are supporting

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Oooh my sides
Hahahahaha!!!