Calling All Meme Magicians

I'll pay a legitimate meme magickian 5,000 LINK to do a serious ritual insuring the success and adoption of Chainlink.

Here are the conditions:
1. You must show evidence of past experience in creating compelling and visually appealing memes.
2. Demonstrated experience in meme magick, psy-ops, propaganda, and ritual work.
3. Address of where to send the LINK after you have created the memes.

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Im your guy

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I made the REQLINK image :^)

I'm the original creator of this lol

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I got u senpai

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I am also the 999 here. I regularly roll dubs and trips when predicting that LINK will be $1000 EOY. You don't have to pay me, I'll just keep doing what I'm doing for free :^)

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I can give you facts..

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And now the ritual aspect of this operation? Please address how you will conduct this. Thanks.

Unironically try /x/. If real magicks is a thing I would guess that's where the students of those things hang. I checked once out of curiosity a couple of years ago, a dude was blessing his lotto ticket, dunno what happened with that, maybe he got kidnapped by demons or maybehe's a millionaire or maybe nothing exciting happend.

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Thanks for the suggestion. I will check that out if it doesn't work here in this particular thread with someone taking me up on the offer.

>meme magickian
You're a fousytube tier retard.

You some like someone with a narrowmind and a limited state of consciousness. But who I am to judge?

>it attempts reasoning and critical thinking
>But who I am to judge?
As told before, you're a subhuman filth of a shill and a by-the-book retard.

Triggered.

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sell now you deluded retards before you get justed again

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sergay arrested for public assault

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Link 10k EOY

Yes mistress

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I give you inception

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>streetshitter

So OP are you ready for business?

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No sir that is being most Mobius. Please be now doing the buying

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Keep the link. Not interested. It will moon anyway and memes will flow like cum from incel neets with a new box of tissue

are your peripherals crusted with shit, because you only wipe with your fingers?

Already done, friendo; LINK $1K EOY.
>keep your link
Just email me cuz I'm too busy to bother feeling like fishing my cold wallet address out.
>turnovertherecord
>@
>gmail
>dot com

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WHERE DO I SIGN

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i am a pro at ritual sacrifices

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Are you looking for a single meme Pic, a video, or multiple set pics

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this is from a video of mine, its still in work though

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Why the fuck is her elbow so hairy??

... WE KNOW YOU USE Jow Forums TAYTAY. ANSWER US. WTF IS UP WITH YOUR ELBOWS?

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op talk to me, i actually thought about making a full body cosplay like that and doing shit in town, but if you want i can give it a more... cultist vibe

i would love nothing more than actually getting paid for doing autistic shit like that

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I have created these. Let me know if you're interested in my work. I've also done a lot to push info to certain twitter accounts as well

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I made the pepe link wizard sculpt lol

I'm am acquirer of digits

Let's talk if you are serious.

We will be in touch.

Nice digits. What form of work? And what are you ideas on ritual sacrifices for the success of LINK?

what do you desire

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I want a multi-layered ritual dedicated to LINK actually.

Sacrifices, meme magick, Kek worship, your mother diety worship, the works.

If we are to do a sacrifice, ritual, or meme magick (pick your own individual poison), we should do this the right way.

We are too decentralized and knowledgeable to subscribe to one body of thought to petition the spiritual/spirit realm for success. More energy more power.

how bout a discord

Let it up and we can meet there. The more the merrier to have a multi-layered approach to the magick.

Set it up I mean...typos
excited to get this started

https://
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discord.gg
(filler)
/cCBnbK7

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The only story satoshi has ever told about his childhood. Use it well. Cannot believe Satoshi greentexts! Literally the first post ever made on bitcointalk, has gone unnoticed for years...

>be 10
>based ass hot 9/10 elementary teacher likes to go off topic about many things ie satanic ritual abuse, 2nd amendment, and one day inflation
>sperg away in my own head and it comes to me: lets take all of the dollar bill serials and make a computer network to track them, no need to print more and more each year
>the complexity of such an idea grows to the point where I can barely use words to describe it
>I try anyway, cute girl I'm crushing on rolls her eyes
>fuck
>playground, avoiding everyone because I'm not done thinking
>walk over to the fence dividing our recreation from the outside world
>stare
>that chainlink fence has stayed in my mind for years
>it wasnt just due to remembering the inception and my surroundings at that time, no that fence did something
>I see the posts lift a bit out of the ground and i am engulfed in a metallic embrace
>a whisper in my ear says: "I understand your concept tiny satoshi, I promise you I will make it usable"
>I smiled without faking it for the first time
>my fence friend returned to the ground, ill never forget meeting chainlink for the first time

100000 pennies EOY

So, i am the irl wojak guy, OP is pretty serious about this project lol

if you have any clue about rituals and stuff go for it

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pay up bitch

This is absolutely not the sort of work I am sponsoring out of my pocket.

I want quality work as I will issue a 5K Link payment.

Sup wagie lol

based

Do you want a youtube video?

A youtube video and shared among all crypto channels will be useful. Use the themes of success and wealth for link holders.

Isn't there a story origin to this?

you are asking for a miracle OP because of how heavy those bags have been since october last year. linkies have been eternally btfo the past year almost by ngger crypto coins like tron and verge. link was /bizs jewchild and so far it hasnt done shit. I am sorry but memes are not chainlinks problem anymore, it is either a hodl or let go situation desu

>the absolute state

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>tron
truly niggerest of all coins

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What does it mean user? I cannot figure out why dubs and trips keep happening to me either. Ever since understanding Link it keeps happening.

You mean like prayer?
You mean like... a group prayer? :^)

Yeah, we were bragging about how Ripple's lame conference was in some shitty small warehouse, and how Sergey was going to be presenting at SIBOS. We were convinced that he was going to be on stage in front of thousands, so we patiently awaited the presentation, genuinely believing that it would make the price skyrocket.

Little by little, news started coming out about the reality of the situation. Some anons posted floor plans showing that Sergey would be presenting near the bathrooms, so we had some fun with toilet memes, making jokes that he would be presenting in a bathroom, but all the while we were convinced it was just ironic FUD. Then we actually got some pictures of presentation, and it was a tiny tiny tiny fucking room compared to what we were all expecting. The price as you can imagine tanked for several months (before the Dec/Jan alt bull run)