I'll pay a legitimate meme magickian 5,000 LINK to do a serious ritual insuring the success and adoption of Chainlink.
Here are the conditions: 1. You must show evidence of past experience in creating compelling and visually appealing memes. 2. Demonstrated experience in meme magick, psy-ops, propaganda, and ritual work. 3. Address of where to send the LINK after you have created the memes.
I am also the 999 here. I regularly roll dubs and trips when predicting that LINK will be $1000 EOY. You don't have to pay me, I'll just keep doing what I'm doing for free :^)
And now the ritual aspect of this operation? Please address how you will conduct this. Thanks.
Jacob Lewis
Unironically try /x/. If real magicks is a thing I would guess that's where the students of those things hang. I checked once out of curiosity a couple of years ago, a dude was blessing his lotto ticket, dunno what happened with that, maybe he got kidnapped by demons or maybehe's a millionaire or maybe nothing exciting happend.
Keep the link. Not interested. It will moon anyway and memes will flow like cum from incel neets with a new box of tissue
Robert Wright
are your peripherals crusted with shit, because you only wipe with your fingers?
Luis Price
Already done, friendo; LINK $1K EOY. >keep your link Just email me cuz I'm too busy to bother feeling like fishing my cold wallet address out. >turnovertherecord >@ >gmail >dot com
op talk to me, i actually thought about making a full body cosplay like that and doing shit in town, but if you want i can give it a more... cultist vibe
i would love nothing more than actually getting paid for doing autistic shit like that
I want a multi-layered ritual dedicated to LINK actually.
Sacrifices, meme magick, Kek worship, your mother diety worship, the works.
Sebastian Foster
If we are to do a sacrifice, ritual, or meme magick (pick your own individual poison), we should do this the right way.
We are too decentralized and knowledgeable to subscribe to one body of thought to petition the spiritual/spirit realm for success. More energy more power.
Asher Allen
how bout a discord
Kayden Bell
Let it up and we can meet there. The more the merrier to have a multi-layered approach to the magick.
Robert Howard
Set it up I mean...typos excited to get this started
The only story satoshi has ever told about his childhood. Use it well. Cannot believe Satoshi greentexts! Literally the first post ever made on bitcointalk, has gone unnoticed for years...
>be 10 >based ass hot 9/10 elementary teacher likes to go off topic about many things ie satanic ritual abuse, 2nd amendment, and one day inflation >sperg away in my own head and it comes to me: lets take all of the dollar bill serials and make a computer network to track them, no need to print more and more each year >the complexity of such an idea grows to the point where I can barely use words to describe it >I try anyway, cute girl I'm crushing on rolls her eyes >fuck >playground, avoiding everyone because I'm not done thinking >walk over to the fence dividing our recreation from the outside world >stare >that chainlink fence has stayed in my mind for years >it wasnt just due to remembering the inception and my surroundings at that time, no that fence did something >I see the posts lift a bit out of the ground and i am engulfed in a metallic embrace >a whisper in my ear says: "I understand your concept tiny satoshi, I promise you I will make it usable" >I smiled without faking it for the first time >my fence friend returned to the ground, ill never forget meeting chainlink for the first time
100000 pennies EOY
Brayden Jenkins
So, i am the irl wojak guy, OP is pretty serious about this project lol
if you have any clue about rituals and stuff go for it
This is absolutely not the sort of work I am sponsoring out of my pocket.
I want quality work as I will issue a 5K Link payment.
Connor Lewis
Sup wagie lol
Justin Richardson
based
Tyler Carter
Do you want a youtube video?
Aiden Foster
A youtube video and shared among all crypto channels will be useful. Use the themes of success and wealth for link holders.
Evan Russell
Isn't there a story origin to this?
Owen Smith
you are asking for a miracle OP because of how heavy those bags have been since october last year. linkies have been eternally btfo the past year almost by ngger crypto coins like tron and verge. link was /bizs jewchild and so far it hasnt done shit. I am sorry but memes are not chainlinks problem anymore, it is either a hodl or let go situation desu
What does it mean user? I cannot figure out why dubs and trips keep happening to me either. Ever since understanding Link it keeps happening.
Jack Martin
You mean like prayer? You mean like... a group prayer? :^)
Zachary Hall
Yeah, we were bragging about how Ripple's lame conference was in some shitty small warehouse, and how Sergey was going to be presenting at SIBOS. We were convinced that he was going to be on stage in front of thousands, so we patiently awaited the presentation, genuinely believing that it would make the price skyrocket.
Little by little, news started coming out about the reality of the situation. Some anons posted floor plans showing that Sergey would be presenting near the bathrooms, so we had some fun with toilet memes, making jokes that he would be presenting in a bathroom, but all the while we were convinced it was just ironic FUD. Then we actually got some pictures of presentation, and it was a tiny tiny tiny fucking room compared to what we were all expecting. The price as you can imagine tanked for several months (before the Dec/Jan alt bull run)