I imagine myself in Northern Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop nord*c dogs from advancing. We mow down nord*c dogs but they keep coming. I shoot nord*c dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my gladius and begin slaughtering nord*cs, since nord*cs are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn’t fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. nord*cs were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see GOD THE FATHER smiling at me, I smile back…Then I woke up, in Rome, my homeland. My MED brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. From Portuguese to Croatians to Italians all my MED brethen are here.. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..
I imagine myself in Northern Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop nord*c dogs from advancing...
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I must add Norway is Med btw
Portugal doesn't face the mediterranean, does it?
Gud velsigne Norge
we sell you that saltfisk you catholic dindus
Based portubro
THANK YOV MY PORTVGVESE BVLL BROTHER
Holy fuck based, Sw*Doids btfo
Here, have some fish and calm down.
tell me about this place
Portugal doesn't face the mediterranean, does it?
Ceuta?
spain
"""""""Spain"""""""
the most podunk hole in the region. people only go throgh there to get to the airport or take a pic with their meme sign
Norway isn't Med
Portugal is Nordic (Suebi->Germanic->Nordic)
It was portugese for a long time until the Iberian Union
On the morning of 21 August 1415, King John I of Portugal led his sons and their assembled forces in a surprise assault that would come to be known as the Conquest of Ceuta. The battle was almost anti-climactic, because the 45,000 men who traveled on 200 Portuguese ships caught the defenders of Ceuta off guard and only suffered eight casualties. By nightfall the town was captured. On the morning of August 22, Ceuta was in Portuguese hands. Álvaro Vaz de Almada, 1st Count of Avranches was asked to hoist what was to become the flag of Ceuta, which is identical to the flag of Lisbon, but in which the coat of arms of the Kingdom of Portugal was added to the center; the original Portuguese flag and coat of arms of Ceuta remained unchanged, and the modern-day Ceuta flag features the configuration of the Portuguese shield.
John's son Henry the Navigator distinguished himself in the battle, being wounded during the conquest. The looting of the city proved to be less profitable than expected for John I; he decided to keep the city to pursue further enterprises in the area.[18]
From 1415 to 1437, Pedro de Meneses became the first governor of Ceuta.
Is Norway an ally of Portugal as well?
Is the great alliance made up of Portugal, UK and Norway?
Are there any other members of this alliance?
I KNOW THAT ITS PORTVGVESE BUT THE C*STILLIANS ARE OCCUPYING OUR TERRITORY
USA and UK are probably 2 closest in the world
and USA and Portugal are bretty close going back to WW2
EXCEPT WHEN YOU FUNDED AFRICAN REBELS MUTT DIE
Lets take it back shall we?
my family was still in portugal for the revolução dos cravos
YES WE SHOVLD MY NORWEGIAN FRIEND
IF YOU LIVE IN AMERICA YOU ARE A M*TT
I'm literally 100% portuguese, english larper
IM PORTUGUESE MUTT IM NO LARPER
Viva Espana y Viva Denmark!
how are portuguese posters so consistently BASED
Portuguese people are literally subhuman, even lower than niggers
IRONIC. DIE