/brit/ - St. George's Edition

would actually dropkick her if i saw that in person

did you shag her then lad?

people who smile in public should be struck from the electoral roll

I’m on that helter skelter shit nigga

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St. Grenfell day

>weird clown lizard

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has treesa paid the money yet?

Nice satisfying beer burp

did you hear about that journalist who interviewed Roger Scruton

= 'ave 'sex

call her an idiot

>Norrie May-Welby (born Bruce Norrie Watson, 23 May 1961[2]), is a Scottish-Australian transgender person who pursued the legal status of being neither a man nor a woman, between 2010 and 2014.[3][4][5][6][7] The High Court of Australia ruled in April 2014 that it was in the power of the NSW Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages to record in the register that the sex of May-Welby was 'non-specific'.
something needs doing about those scots lads

As rain breaks through an ill-thatched house, passion will break
through an unreflecting mind.
As rain does not break through a well-thatched house, passion will
not break through a well-reflecting mind.

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do not trust this poster
he is a certified liar

>forgetting saint Jo

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twats the both of ye

Can’t even squat 1 pl8

i haven't

Scruton is a hack

What? Different poster, I'm a shagger

Love t' Smiths
'ate t' cure

simple as

Reckon I could trounce any one of yous

chance'd be a fine thing

>Watson
not scottish

choose cancer only because when you're hungry its easier to stop that than it is to cure cancer when you have it.

cancer is way harder to beat than hunger

How you all gonna be celebrating multiracial appreciation day formally at Georges day lads?

i will be daytime drinking

jingling my keys around like a fool

>influenza

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No but feel shagging in on the horizon.

listening to flash by perfume and it reminded me of /brit/

instagram.com/adielgrech/

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>Ford has described "the Tom Ford customer" as international, cultured, well-traveled, and possessing disposable income. For women, he added "strong women, … intelligent women who know their own style".
Wtf bros this brand was made just for me except for the disposable income part

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rorke contemplating a wank

>When over 10 people have said my life could be a TV show, then I know I’m doing something right/wrong. : adiel_g

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10 days of no fap

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Tom Soy is for London bugboys who buy red trousers
Rather rock up in lynx

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peng bitch in the background of a tv show

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Would rail this hog's legs numb

for me it's astrally projecting my corporeal form anywhere i want

real men just need GAP for their hoodies, maybe Next for their jeans. simple. timeless. nowt farted about with

got the puma eau de toilette to match my tracksuit me

Project it over here and have a go on this

leftypol trying to falseflag again i see

lsd? no thanks I'd rather lucid dream

here's a tip, put your open beer bottle or can in and old shoe to keep it stable so you don't knock it over

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Me, personally? Don't wear aftershave

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shut the fuck up frogwog you horrible piece of shit

Brits have certifiable MEAN GENE, they can be utter fucking cuntshits like no other

For me it's lynx africa

t. just knocked over his bevvie

makes for an interesting morning commute

i SHANT i WONT you cant make me

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What the fuck are you supposed to wear in summer? I feel like a little boy dressing in shorts and a t shirt.

a bikini

of all the friends, who was your favourite friend?

For me, it was Ross.

People think morrissey's extreme but he's got nothing on the smiths' bassist

parka and leather trousers

Eating a pot of this.

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Hawaiian button up and flip flops

real issue is shoes. can't wear my leather boots when it's sweltering out and sandals are gross

breathable velvet capes are acceptable

A kilt.

shorts and a white t-shirt

t. shag maximalist

Hate summer. Winter is the white mans season.

just wear flip flops

Go on
Didn't moz and the other freak who shant be named fuck them other two out of cash back in the day

based

happy st georges day

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Lads, I have been trying to ingratiate myself to Sverigetråden(you can learn the language in like a weekend) But I think there might be quite a few gays there....

can't wear flip flops with chinos or jeans and i can't wear shorts every day
was thinking about getting some boat shoes but i don't want to look like a runt. also considered getting some desert boots but they don't make them in my size

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Rap music is embarrassing to see or hear accidentally never mind to be someone that listens to this voluntarily

>Brexit means Brexit

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youtube.com/watch?v=50pQHccrlHg

you can totally wear flip flops with chinos

Lads, how do we get rid of Muslims?

Get rid of Jews

i can forgive teenagers for listening to it
its the adult listeners that concern me

yeah i used to listen to it myself but sick of it now, hope other cunts will get bored in a year or two

by becoming one

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It's just a bunch of niggers mumbling about getting high, shooting people, or having sex.