Why is Russia a cat country?

Cause cats are kawaii

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because kots are like little T I G E R S
youtube.com/watch?v=gLn3BOokmDU

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cats are cute

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Cats are based

that's a big kot

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youtube.com/watch?v=gIW8tKPJ_8g

youtube.com/watch?v=4H03or6kiJA

Cats are shittier animals and pets.
Doggos are infinitely superior.

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>calling a dog an epic infantile name like doggo or pupper
right bender you are

*doggo cleans its anus, then proceeds to kiss your wife on her lips*
U mad, dog boi?

Because it is the land of Purrestroika.

>I actually giggled at this

qt
kek

consider the following

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very cute!

my cat literally looks like this one

theyre reserved animals for a reserved people

Kots are sacred animal here.

youtube.com/watch?v=pL5YisuP8A8

I miss my cats lads

Stay positive.

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based patriots

dogs are the plebian choice for vapid people who think that obedience is the best trait in a companion

Anglo American + South Americans = Dogs
Everyone else = Cats

>has some trivial preference
>writes an essay on how things that he likes are infinitely superior and how things that he dislikes are utterly inferior and whoever likes them is basically a subhuman
I feel like Lovecraft would shitpost here if he was still alive

cause they're bordered by china and korea.

People do not actually like cats. It is just the toxo brainwashing

>mfw russians have been militarizing kots all this time

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you don't get toxoplasmosis from having indoor cats who live on cat food from the store

Do you really think an amerimongrel would understand it? They're fat and stupid.

I can't put me finger on it, but I think you might be pic related:

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nah it's just le edgy internet persona of pretending to love cats and being cute and all that bullshit

Cats are parasites.
During their evolution, they found neat way to live - just being cute and humans are ready to be good to you and feed you for free.

Did you know that Russia has tigers?

Dogs don't fit in commie blocks like cats do.

it's not hard to imagine.
there are tigers in some parts of China and some parts are close to Russia.

song
youtube.com/watch?v=2KDZg1-7KsE

We also have kot cafe
youtube.com/watch?v=wN25beNgUKI

Russia is just too powerful....they have everything....

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Muslims don't like dogs and tatar Muslims rule over them

Commieblocks.

>please stop
>bring me an axe
lmao

haha! my Sides!

Genuinely one of the best vids I've seen in a long time.

Catfags love disguising their cat's lack of intelligence as a virtue. Dogs are great because they have enough intelligence to know they're in a group with social hierarchies. Compared that to a dumbass cat, who will give you a blank stare as it's too retarded to figure out group dynamics.

Imagine being a decorated author and getting so butt blasted when some random pleb calls your cat a retard you sperg out and write a over written cope in the form of a short essay.

More female than male population.

This is my city.

Barsik...

why do dogfags feel the need to invade every single cat thread with their autism? doesn't your dog give you enough attention already?

>Writes an essay about cats being superior pet
>Calls his pet cat Niggerman for giggles
Lovecraft is one hell of a cookie