The twitter account owned by the Armenian government tweeted this

>The twitter account owned by the Armenian government tweeted this

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is there a way to invade with a turkic horde?

I think in this time period the turks were still fucking around in central asia.

how do I conquer lands in these games? Was playing EU4 yesterday, had my troops on top of a province I wanted to take but they would just stay on an infinite siege.

Wait, Armenia is a turkish province rather than a country? Sry for ignorance.

>Armenia
>powerless
>poor

Pick three.

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nice

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Mongolia*.
Central asia was still Aryan at this time, specifially the Scythians inhabited it. Although the Turkic hordes would turn them into Hapas 400 years later.

What was your siege modifiers like?

armenia is such a poor shithole you can actually make them advertise your game on their government twitter, jfl.

Fucking kek what an embarrassment. Why are brownoids so quick to we wuz? And aren’t Armenians just Nestorian arabs that spoke the language of their Persianate lords?

you didnt have enough troops for that for level, 3 troops for level one, 6 for level 2, and 9 for level 3

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i bet you know nothing about turkey and still hate us cuz of muh christianity but i must tell you that jesus christ was son of whore :DDDDDDD

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in ye olden byzantine days, the land of armenia streched from modern day armenia all the way to the mediterranean

but everything changed when the turk nation came

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I know allah is a gay whore. He used Mohamed for bringing some delusional gay faggot shit that islamists still read.

have sex

>tfw I want to play with a nation in iberia but I refuse to play with any nation in europe whose culture is not derived from roman and greek kangz
What to do

just play victoria 2 instead of that shit game
you don't have to pay for a fuckton of dlc, it's more fun, has more depth and the historical period is way more intresting

>Our water pipes will all be lead-free and providing clean water to all people in Azerbaijian by 2021.
>Bread exports to Europe are expected to double in the next 10 years. Our bread is high quality with no rat hair.
>Our trains are powerful and the fastest in all the Caucasus. The main train to Baku was late only once this week.
>Armenian trains are dirty and never on time. Armenian bread is filled with rat feces.

its not working on my pc - windows 10

amına goyem peyser xD

>noooo! stop celebrating your long and rich history Armenia!

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Most Turks are atheist desu

>modern Armenian
>ancient Armenian

You exclusively play your own country in Paradox games, right? You wouldn't be so much of a cuck as to play any other foreign nation, would you?

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niye küfür ediyorsun aq

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you're a like a little baby, watch this:

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>Playing as brownzil
Hum sorry sweetie when I play in south america, I play as the Riograndense Republic.

>Playing EU4
Theres your problem

Love how turks shut up the moment a russian flag appears. It's poetic

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Cant siege a fort if you dont have enough troops also it takes like 20 days minimum to siege anything down so if you have a speed lower than 4 that can take easyly 3 eons of irl time

Top cringe

>armenia
>major power
you mean cum sleeve for Rome and/or Parthia

Should i buy it? Im afraid it's just gonna be very bland and not that intresting. Probably needs 10 DLC's first to have some flavour...

It's not the first time they've tweeted paradox stuff

Cringe. Is Armenia a tsundere cuntry?

>Should i buy it?
Buy? Of course no.

based russian

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god i wish i could shitpost all day on government money

based

>(OP)
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>how do I conquer lands in these games? Was playing EU4 yesterday, had my troops on top of a province I wanted to take but they would just stay on an infinite siege.

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I know about turkey it's a mutt subhuman mistake of history founded upon destruction of Anatolian civilization. Replacing civilized areas with shithole nomad tribal grazing grounds until the ottomans forced them to settle down permanently in the 1500s

Mutts speaking an East Asian language in Anatolia a place they do not belong worshipping an Arab cuck religion, and stealing Persian culture as your own

Yeah, but can they play nards there?

Why are Armenian women so thicc lads?

that isn't the first time this has happened
wtf paradox

You need about 3000 troops

based and redpilled

don't buy from pdox

this would never have been deleted on regular Jow Forums
but now we are in nu-Jow Forums

Armenia is c..c.cute!