Be browsing youtube on Alexander

>be browsing youtube on Alexander
>indians keep spamming in comment section about alexander was defeated by indians
is this autism? or is this true?

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He was defeated by the unsanitary conditions of India, so yes, it was a great victory for their way of life.

The closest Alexander ever came to defeat was at the Hydaspes. Alexander won, but his men lost all interest pushing further into India. Because of these two facts, some Indians and Pakistanis claim that Alexander """""""'lost""""""".

Source: "The Anabasis of Alexander" by Arrian

Alexander defeats the Indian kind porus but let him go because he was impressed by him or something but I also read somewhere that the reason why he did that was because his troops were exhausted and could go any further
Also stop reading YouTube comments

He was beaten by Indians in the same way that Napoleon and Hitler were beaten by the Russians

God I need to sleep
Goodnight frens I am really sleep deprived and cant type

But there's no winter in inida

he beat a kingdom in pakistan but let him stay a client king but his troops made him turn around because they'd been on campign for 10 years and india had a fuckload of rivers and was tropical

The Russians beat Hitler and raped over 4 million German women.

India made a movie about Poros recently so they got wise to Alexander much like it happened in the west with Braveheart in the 90s

>browse youtube on Genghis Khan/Mongol Empire
>Ahmad ibn al-Gökmen from Ankara wants everyone to know that he praises Tengri and is proud of his ancestors from Mongolia

Kek

"Sikander" (Indian name of Alexander) is portrayed as an evil person and a lot of movies, plays etc. have the bad guy named as "Sikander". So when we see Alexander being glorified, it's like triggering for us.

Indians are very easily triggered.

>Except there is no winter in india
>Tp
>Tf
Why am I not surprised ?

Siachen is the world's highest and most inhospitable battlefield
It borders india , pakistan and china
It is still a flash point even after all these centuries
Btw siachen is covered in snow throughout the year

>North West India
>Tropical


He didn't even reach mainland india which is tropical had he reached mainland india climate alone would have killed many

He stayed in the frontier regions he didn't even capture anything beyond Khyber pass

>Ahmad ibn al-Gökmen from Berlin wants everyone to know that he praises Tengri and is proud of his ancestors from Mongolia
ftfy

He conquered Punjab. That's what we we called "Sikandari Kshatraps" (Alexander's Satraps).

In 321 BC, 2 years after Alexander left, Chandragupta conquered the Satraps before Mauryan Conquest of the Nanda Empire.

This shit was primary grade history bro

>mongolian posts that he's happy there are people related to his people because his country population is small in a video about finland's mongol history

>Genghis Khan/Mongol Empire
its simply incredible how much of the world can change because of a single man (and of course loads of luck)

Alexander the Nigger was a glorified faggot that could barely defeat some local Shudra warlord and his band of glorified peasants, when he realized the armies that waites beyond the patch of land he claimed to have conquered he famously pissed his pants in full view of the court and turned away immediately. Records say that he was so afraid of Indian retribution that he would always wake up screaming and sweating in the night till one day his faggot heart gave out and he died like a little bitch. THIS is known.

His soldiers couldn’t take the smell so they turned around.

All you


Conquered by Swedes


You have nothing To say thralls

It's incredibly interesting reading up on indian history. I know so little that it amazes me no one has bother to present it, at least in better ways, here.

Then I realize currently india is a masive shithole, and I can see why no one cares that much about it. A bit of a shame.

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Its more like indians don't care about representing their history to foreigners. There was never an effort to translate any of the Hindi historical films to English, except maybe during the Soviet era where the Russians translated it to Russian since USSR did not allow Hollywood films to air.

Reminder

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WE

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Turks really get iffy when you tell them they're European rapebabies and that their ruling class was Turkic, and the rest are just Islamized Greeks.

India competes only with Greece in the contest to most eagerly minimize their current shit-hole status by chauvinistic appeals to the glories of long-lost civilizations that occupied the same physical territory in ancient times.

indian culture was so alien to greeks they panicked and threatened mutiny

He was defeated by being 3000 miles from home with a bunch of guys who had been marching through the middle east and persia for 10 years and who had already achieved more than what they set out to do.

It's the other way around retard
We aren't swimming in debts like Gay-reeks

>Alexander the Nigger
Alexander the CRACKER*. BLACKS are our allies. Just as the Turks.

Hello my Turkic brother

>indians think jaguar is indian and not british

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>Implying jaguar wasn't bought by Tata motors


Keep living in denial

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>cars are all designed, engineered and manufactured by brits
>this somehow makes them indian
poo

It's owned and licensed under indian car manufacturer tata motors

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar_Land_Rover
Tata motors is LITERALLY using cheap wh*te wage slaves to create cars and import them to the rest of the world

learn to read your own links m8
>Jaguar Land Rover Automotive PLC is the holding company of Jaguar Land Rover Limited, a British multinational automotive company with its headquarters in Whitley, Coventry, United Kingdom

>brits do all the work to create something
>indian sitting on his arse thinks he created it

i wish america had another country that we could call our brother :(

You're seem rather butt hurt by this

The point is we OWN the name and licence of land rover / Jaguar and it's subsidies

We aren't claiming that we created the company retard we are reminding you That we OWN the company There is a distinct difference between those two
Besides it's doing better under indian management and leadership

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>You're seem rather butt hurt by this
yet you're the one getting angry lol
i never said you didn't own the name and i never said indians created the company (like india could ever create a good car manufacturer lol) but that doesn't mean any of the cars that jaguar or land rover make are indian, as they have no input in the design process apart from maybe figuring out what market they want to cater to
and no shit its doing better under indian management, anglos can't manage car companies for shit

Didn't Angry Alex took ownership of all of India when he cut the Gordian knot?

No, you lot swim in feces instead

as a matter of fact we conquered the swedes (finn) that had previously been conquered by the dutch

>PEAK AUTISM
Gordian's Knot isn't even in india

We are like Half Brothers I suppose...

>India doesn't have a good car manufacturer
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


Just because (you) don't know doesn't mean it doesn't exists


Tata and Mahendra motors alone has outsold Suzuki and Toyota in south east Asian countries last year

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Turkey, India, is there really any difference?
They're both full of brown people who smell bad.

>this pajeet thinks tata and mahendra are good car companies
nobody knows who these companies are
outselling doesn't mean shit when the country they are from has a population of over 1 billion
these companies have no motorsport presence

indian cars are just beyond pathetic, they're essentially nonexistent, even the commodore alone whoops the entire indian car industry in terms of quality

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>hurr durr out selling doesn't mean shit when you have a gorzillion population


Did you even read it retard ?

I am not TALKING about domestic sales

I am talking about it's sales in south east asia


>Company bad because I don't know


We make cars for OUR market nobody cares about what foreigners think


>Besides ass-tralian TALKING about cars

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Go ride in a emu or some shit

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He asked King Porus how he should tread him, and King Porus replied "as a king" so Alexander put him in charge of his province

Not that guy but he clearly mentioned
>Tata and Mahendra motors alone has outsold Suzuki and Toyota in south east Asian countries last year
>South EAST Asia

Okay chang. You're clearly a brainlet.

Lel nicely put

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Found the whole movie on YouTube

Alexander made it to the Indus before his troops made him return home. The Greco-bactrian and Greco-indian state that formed up years after his death did take over a good portion of India though

Chang? I'll have you know that was true blue white Australian racism you just experienced, mate.

Time to plant my seeds in greece

The entire Mughal Empire was we wuzzers of mongols

he sent most of the north indians rulers running, a few stayed to fight him, they lost, his army didnt want to go to any further because they were tired and their supplies were running low and literally at the end of the world already anyway so they bitched at him to go back so he did

Yes . He couldn't defeat even porus. He managed to conquer small cities outside porus' territory. Alexander never left his enemies alive. Why do you think porus stayed alive after the war

because alexander was impressed with him so he reinstated him as leader and also gave him some extra territory

for fucks sake why are indians such delusional faggots

Holy shit that is too Islamised

>implying

lmao
you have access to all of human knowledge at your fingertips mate, a few seconds of searching will show im right
why do indians constantly teach their population a false history aggrandising themselves?
a billion people and most of them never find out the truth about things, pretty dystopian

Stop coping

Alright seems like that Islamistsion is true. Persians really were like that

end your life

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Iskander was turkish

what happenned to the thread?

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>The Anabasis of Alexander
Based, best source on Alex

naito is cute
i wish he had defeated ibushi

It's a dumbed down but friendlier version of Jow Forums

Why Indians are so butthurt about it? Yea, Porus was defeated by Hydaspes, but later they defeated Antioch.

If he had “won”, he would have advanced further into India.
Instead, the Macedonians turned around until they were later taken over the Maurya dynasty

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>wikicopia
Even if for a second your version of history is believed, he only conquered the small kingdom of porus which makes wrong
So I suggest you go shoot up a mosque if you are so great

>So I suggest you go shoot up a mosque if you are so great
Wear a burqa more like

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>did not allow Hollywood films to air
Slightly besides the point, but one of the most popular films shown in USSR was produced by Hollywood though. Sandpit Generals.

reminds me of all indian and iranian gypsies on /his/