What exactly is there to do here?

why so cold?

you just admited you know shit of what's outside of your shitty city. stay there and don't post pics of the south pretending it's argentina to make your country look good.

What are you talking about? You have some beaches near the Equator.

youtube.com/watch?v=yaDw5r1-jtw

The women

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That's occupied land, a colony, not Chile

Only by dumb people who travel there in summer not knowing it's winter down there.

it's all argentina my ilegal friend

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Punta del Este is nice.

Beaches and homosex

I like swimming at beaches but at cold ones I like to just go, sit in the sun, and jerk my dick off with the nice ocean breeze and smell.

You'll end up in jail and raped and later stabbed in that facility, you are welcomed by all means

hot

have sex
listen to good music
suffer chronic emotional distress from government apathy

you're just a tourist stupid porteño

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you might want to read about the humboldt stream

all cool pics come from Chile and you either know it or shoult

>all cool pics come from here
pampas & cuyo > your frozen shithole

i unironically feel more kinship with chileans than porteños/cordobeses/rosarinos/norteños, etc.

What about us

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No good beaches except in Uruguay in the entire area in red. The closer to Brazil the better the beaches. That's the rule. And the pacific side is too cold.

>chile
>equator
what?

come home porteño man

He is talking about our north, it's the driest place on earth, and stop your autism

>pampas
yeah really interesting, thousands of km of flat land and dry yellow grass, and you roast in summer. enjoy your zika

have... have you actually travelled through the patagonia? it's literally one giant shrubland except for that tiny forest strip next to the mountains.

frens forever

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travelling is overrated. There is literally to do the same stuff you do in australia, only that you don't speak the language and it'll cost you a shitton of money just to get there, which is an issue unless you are a normie shit who doesn't care about spending money on dumb shit

Let me interject, I thought the same until I was forced to flight to the north as a wagie, and I'll tell you the colors that you see in those mountains and land are out of this world, plus, the sky, holy shit the sky, never saw that many stars, you can see satellites passing through, it's an experience that everyone should enjoy at least once in their lifetime

Cuck

Don't worry you're also a fren

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humboldt_Current

I thought Chileans were supposed to be human. I'd just get deported anyway.

based

Go to Peru, Argentina and Uruguay. Chile does not admit more immigrants; Piñera did not sign the international immigration pact, along with Bolsonaro and Trump.

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>ywn spend the rest of your life with your wife in the patagonia region
why live bros?

gonna get me some afrocaribeña qts

I saw a cute one waiting in traffic once, she was selling chocolate bars (super 8, don't know if you have them in Argentina). She had a really nice body but her face was definitively more ape-like than human.

I wanted to wait until she got closer to my car and flash my dick at her but I chickened out at the last moment, I had undone my zipper and belt and everything.

Drugs

>I wanted to wait until she got closer to my car and flash my dick at her
Based