/brit/

2015

those were the days..

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gib qt paki gf

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saw that one coming

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youtube.com/watch?v=iIGKlicb8n0

any dadrock toilsmen in?

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>/brit/

at least i'm not a bleck

what the actual fuck is the appeal of rush?
i tried listening to one of their songs and turned it off after 40 seconds

get a grip

>To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
>Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,
>No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
>The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip,
>Big iron on his hip

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no

if my mum is a woman, does that mean i'm half woman?

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what are you gonna do about it

GOT NO TIME FOR LIVIN YEAH WORKIN ALL THE TIME

my hands smell like the gloves i was wearing during toil

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ur dad is half woman, so you're 75%

aye but my mum is half man so it averages out to 50%

your mum is also half male
you're 25% male and 75% bitch

that's just bloody rude mate

feeling a bit crook x

intersectionality is based

Spoilers from /tv/ confirm that in the new Avengers movie, Captain America has the chance to stop 9/11 and doesn't

soon you will be able to upload your entire memory to a flash stick and view all of it

Where are there British posters? Smoking my last bit of crack btw.

im horrible at driving through intersections

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have more negative memories than positive ones

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same

CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR JUSR WANKED TO THE OL FEMDOM PORN SOME BINT SLSPPING FELLA IN THE FACE LAVLEY NOWF SHOWER TOIL THEN BREKKY MIGHT WAKE UP THEGF WITH A FINGERING X

Why does reality have a left-wing bias?

reality has a right wing bias

Lads, I haven't slept since yesterday due to cocaine and I have work in 3 hours. What should I do?

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Who is this

you should blog on

>janny thought the poo-posting Swede was me
It wasn’t. I just post Emma and rarely break the rules.

Take a sleeping pill right now and jump into bed. You'll be fine in 2 hours.

now I wish it was '09 again

I would but I've got nothing (except more cocaine). Should I just power through it? I'm probably stuck at work until like 21:00 or 22:00.

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makes you think tbf

have we had more net negative experiences than positive ones or do we just focus on the negative more?

Why is she so pretty bros?

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Yeah, then just stay up, and take some more coke throughout the day at work.

just took a sleeping pill (diphenhydramine)

need to send an email to this dog breeder but dont really know what to say

>Yeah, then just stay up, and take some more coke throughout the day at work.

Yeah, I think I have to. No way can I get to sleep, and even if I do, I'll probably feel worse.

>just took a sleeping pill (diphenhydramine)

That would probably knock me out for too long in any case.

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Shower toil complete

i hope you took a cold shower

What kind of work do you do?

Quit your job
Fix it then

why are you doing this to me

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i think ill just let the fella know im interested and all that to begin with

Give me some advice as well, lad.

What for

ring them and tell them you are sick

ive had a dog before but i didnt really raise her mum did so this will be my first time raising a dog myself

>Sri Lanka's social media ban enters second day as authorities try to block 'mischievous attempts to spread rumours' in wake of bombings

I'm a corporate lawyer. I can't quit my job because I'd get kicked out of the country (I'm on a law firm sponsored visa from the USA). It's super boring, but I do have to be alert. You guys do anything cool?

What do you need to say to the dog breeder?

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guarantee my willy is the biggest in /brit/ (6.7 inches bone pressed)
anyone who says otherwise is a lying virg

remember when reviewbrah used to do lectures

hope you dont mind but i sent this image to a friend of mine

unironically got a 7+ inch willer

not that girthy though, which is what really matters

doing a read
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenian_General_Benevolent_Union

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>bone pressed
small willy fatty cope

Mong

want to let them know im interested in purchasing a puppy
going to let him know that im interested, where i live and that i have had a dog in the past so hopefully that will be good enough to get the ball rolling
what are your thoughts on the matter
im going to get a golden retriever

OBJECTION

why would you say a thing like that

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>I'm a corporate lawyer

your kind should be rounded up and subjected to indefinite bollock torture

BRING ON THE TOIL

Because you fell for chode cope

bricklayer

Biscuit taster

still think about her every day despite last seeing her 4 months ago

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Ok, so you stomach is filled with acid, if you eat stuff the acid burns it until it dissolves, you can even east and dissolve other humans. Well, then why doesn't the acid simply burn through our stomachs?

This is a glitch in the matrix!

Go ahead. May it live in both your hearts.

An ex-girlfriend of mine bought an Irish Setter back in the day, and I remember the process being a pain in the ass. Though I'll note it was entirely on the breeder--the state didn't care at all. That was in the USA, and here in the UK they seem to care much more about how capable you are of taking of the animal. You should emphasize how good the environment would be for the dog, I guess, and your past (good) experience with dogs. You seem like a nice guy though. I'm sure you'll get your golden retriever.

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Have sex
Don't have sex

Had sex many times since but it's not her you know...

>The acid in your stomach is strong enough to damage your stomach. So, your stomach lining secretes mucus to protect itself.
- will smith

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Our stomachs are coated with mucus that prevents that

Stomach is coated with poo so it stops it

Sounds like bullshit. I think the coder fucked up.

are you will smith?

What did we even do to you? You should be pissed at the bankers if you're pissed at anybody.

Maybe I'll become a bricklayer or biscuit taster after I get fired.

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Don't believe you're a lawyer. Reckon you're just wealthy

on the bog at toil rn
waiting for the canteen to open so I can have tea

I'm in bed

More cocaine

Why did you hate her?

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for me personally it's riding my bike through the deserted city city of Neo Sydney at 6am in the morning

Back to work. No more holiday. :(