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based 80s babes edition

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Been smoking crack for 2 days straight now.

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mrs gave birth on friday and i’ve told her im taking no maternity leave because i want full pay and shes refusing to talk to me

wish i could win the lotto

thats pretty cool

and what are you planning to do with that money?

When the porn ban comes in they should only allow blacked to stop racism.

Asian gf edition

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doing a poo (pre-toil mix)

Its only the Hispanics with lots of European blood, pure Hispanics literally look like short Native Americans.

Payday soon

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Got a 69 on average now in uni and improving my grades to get a 70 at least.

I want that first lads

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into my savings and maybe put towards a holiday

in the uk if you get a 69 they’ll probably give you a first anyway

keep matching with the exgf's friends on tinder

feel like a bit of a shithead ngl

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What's a job I could do? I quit my job as a web developer because I was shit at it and now I don't know what to do.

But here they don't give you anything unless you get at least an 80

Plus I heard from people from the UK that uni here is so much more difficult with material etc and we have even worse standards than in the UK.

Turtle.

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Kek

Alri light Yagami

Bin man

I have so much savings and stocks pay day is just a toil for me. I have to make sure money gets transfered through to different accounts and different things get paid off

Similarly there is no joy being to afford things i couldn't before the payday.

lol literally all i want is a 2:1
pleaae god

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Shall NOT be clicking on this virus you street pooing poopman.

very surprised the "I-I miss u ;_;" tactic worked. it was a 50/50 chance of coming off as a pathetic beta or as a cute lonely guy

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not a morning person and i want to earn more

got a billion dollar idea for thailad when he gets back

yeah i’m going to click this link
in fact i clicked it already
browsing it as we speak

Gay

University?
I get what I need to know from Dave down the pub

80s babes lads.

80s babes.

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don't you think spending time with your new born baby and mother of your child is more important than a "holiday"?

bin man (night shift)

Love high wasted bottoms

yeah, why

Rorke actually put prager U under his education subheading in his CV

got a first at the university of life and 4 a-levels at the school of hard knocks (11 gcses at watford gramar school)

>high wasted bottoms
"hey bro, pass the muchies..."

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Then you'll love 80s babes

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I love it

you mean the lad that drives around at 3am in the little electric car to not wake anyone up? is that the bin man or what? never knew what he was up to.

Somebody soy this joker

>Somebody soy this joker

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might do workaway to escape this neet life. cant deal with the parents hounding me anymore.

haha why so you can kiss the baby and fondle his little toes? fag

live
laugh
love
simple as

Why do british women look like fat lardy goblins

don't like my job

don't think i'll go anymore

bong genes. we're all cursed by them.

Enlightened neets. In my holiday time i could get up out of bed as soon as i liked and i couldnt resist distraction hence i missed gym and read a lot less than i would on a toil day.

How do you enforce structure without the toil master's dagger hanging over your head?

because they already look like gobins, and also eat a lot

Are these "bong genes"? Be honest.

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no, these are

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we don't.

neets don't actually read philosophy and hone their physique, that's a meme you fucking retard. they smoke weed, tiddle their todger and play video games

Become an indie dev

These are British genes
>inb4 hurr she's French

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I quit my job because I was shit at web dev so I doubt that would work out.

Me? I'm an INTJ

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same

that’s the runt one yea?

trips say start a band

celtoid genes, English people are not Germanic. Middle Class and upwards have more French admixture so they look better on average.

INTP me

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become a software dev

no that one's IMFR(ench)
haha

These are French genes.

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INTROVERTED JEW

INTROVERTED PAEDOPHILE

>thought the myers-briggs test was a good use of time
>came out INTJ/INTP
wow I am shocked

british girlfriend
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I can tell that you're a humourless sore loser and that your life in a nutshell is "trivial pursuit"

French women are indeed peng.

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looks like an ugly tranny

*squishes you beneath my boot like the worm you are*

Imagine the smell

is that the kike bitch from inglourious basterds

finland, I.....

no sorry

based

this might be one of the stupidest posts i've ever seen on here and that's saying a lot

That's because you watch too much tranny porn, lad. Lay off that stuff, it's not good for you.

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bloated face

hum it appears the saffer thinks orherwise sorry sweatie ta

taking an mbti test
place your bets

For me, it's Jiskefet

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Why yes I fuck niggers how did you guess

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looks like she's carrying nectarines in her cheeks

extroverts should be arrested

INT(J/P) 80%

INFP 20%

Emma.

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