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listening to cradle of filth

Messaging girls on brapchat and listening to the latest episode of rorke talk

>just get a comfy office job in a city
lol

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No he doesn't
Be quiet
No it doesn't
Be quiet

>engineering

can you be any more non-specific?

?

no way 10% of people are gay. I don't know how these studies come up with the 20% figure. I'd say it's closer to 30%, at most 40%

Before you know it you'll be posting on /brit/ all day every day.

news.sky.com/story/children-aged-11-are-upskirting-teachers-says-union-11700115

kate middleton fucks paki blokes

*sniffs*
so cute

*walks into thread*
alri lads

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Just been in a mainly Arab thread, didn’t need that first day back after bank holiday

mechanical

I do, lad.

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its because the studies include old people, who are all repressed and sad and pretend to be straight because doing otherwise would be admitting that they missed out on all the boilove they so desperately desired during their prime

>images.duckduckgo.com

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What are some stereotypical British boomer traits?

Hello Finland. :)

>the fat old hag they show in that article
No one would want to take a picture up her skirt tbqh.

Mentally warped freakazoids

My Queen

Ah yes, and why did you not study the only engineering discipline in which jobs actually exist (software)?

more a startpage.com man myself

Work in one of those (((big wall street investment banks)))

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love irish lads me

jogging down the road to greggs at 10:30 but toilberg thinks I'll be making a cuppa

because im not a greasy little freak

I can believe it's around 20%. most people have had a gay experience with one of their mates.

Listening to Billie Elish lads.

Speak for yourself you Horrid little runt

0.1 dollarydoos have been deposited in your account
keep up the good work agent #4837

dating someone solely because he is friends with the boy i actually love (but who's visa ran out and had to move back to China so i cant have him)

is this a new low for me?
not even close

instead you’re a jobless povvo pom

*takes off my irony mask*
I don't actually believe 30% of people are gay

dave

Got the anxiety poos over this interview lol hate this part. Wont be able to eat until it's done either in case I get anxiety sick too.

yeah you need mates first to have an experience with them, sorry lad

listening to that experimental fusion jazz/electronica album
you know the one

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Tried to have gay experiences with my mates but they were all too scared to go through wirrit. Luckily had a gay mate to fall back on in the end

no such thing, sweetie

oxbend

All me frens in the mental ward are leaving lads & I'm still here. Haha.

Most people have NOT had a homo experience. Full stop. If you have had one yourself; well i’ve got some news for you.

>Acting as part-supplicant and part-valet, Corbyn walked immediately behind, pleased to have a place as the honorary white man for the black caucus.

‘Look at Jeremy,’ said Brian Wilson, a new Scottish MP, to George Galloway, who had also been newly elected. ‘He would black up if he could.’

i like are jez but im genuinely cackling here

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Got plenty pal and they’re all violent cunts who’d smash your head up and down briscoe Lane just for being a puff

did naked dry humps with two of my mates when i was about 9 or 10

i was a slut

bendford

bit of a hedonist, me
would put my willy in any hole that presented itself
don't care what else is attached to it
god i wish i lived in ancient rome

hm, was thinking about having a gay expirience too , but don’t know how my gf would react

Wish I were a fireball lads

rome had strict sexual ethics

>teehee everyone of you is fucking bent apparently :v

if I were to use the word “liberal” in a political context on the streets of the UK, would people think I’m referring to classical liberalism or the more modern, social liberalism?

HAHAHAHHAHAHA what ugly bastard

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imagine if you did and you got outed for it at school, probably never would have been able to live it down

mm yes they sound like very secure straight men lol

not true

during my Duke of Edinburgh i was in a tent with 2 of my mates and during the night one of them cuddled up to me and dryhumped me, and i pushed back and grinded a little on him too

we never talked about it and nothing ever happened again
lol

They wouldnt have a fucking clue what you were on about

have sex

they would have no idea what you're on about because they would have had sex before

does Greta Thunberg have downs syndrome or is that just a swedish phenotype

theyd think you're a fucking virgin

"liberal" sounds like "liberty" which is freedom and stuff so they'd like you

got a blowjob from a teammate when i was in the rugby team at school
doesnt make me gay, was just an experiment
simple as

no it didn't
be quiet

although i doubt he will ever be king it will be interesting having a king named louis which is a name the french were so fond of

also looking at the comments on here im willing to bet when pictures of harry and meghan's kid are released its gonna be the polar opposite

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6948269/Prince-Louis-smiles-camera-birthday-shows-toothy-grin.html#comments
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6948269/Prince-Louis-smiles-camera-birthday-shows-toothy-grin.html#comments

you first (putting your dick into someone's digestive system doesn't count)

isn't it only council state kids who do duke of edinburgh?

Yeah thats the idea haha if everyone thinks theyre a poof they may as well humour me hahaha bit sociopathic really but thems the braps

no?
i was a tarq and we all did it

>(putting your dick into someone's digestive system doesn't count)

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yikes, the amish called they want their sexual attitudes back

would utterly wallop any and every runtish, vitamin D deprived pom ITT

Always thought it was a posh thing

marvellous post

Harry and Meghan? Ah yes, those African governors

imagine youre best man at that guy's wedding and you decide to mention a sexual encounter like that in your childhood with the groom in your speech, itd be mental

what? no, i didnt have sex with your mum mate, i just fucked her arsehole and blew a load down her throat, which "doesn't count" apparently so its all cool, yeah?

ill have her back by 8pm, dont worry about your dindins

Me I put my dick in nervous system

blog on uninteresting cunt

>the amish called
idiot

ooh you had a man suck you off that makes you GAY FOREVER!!! even though you are still sexually attracted to women and would only ever date women im sorry but you are 100% gay for having that one gay sexual experience. thats how sexuality works mate. now go find a man to get gay married with you homo

im taller than you
be quiet

this website is 18+

this literal 5 year moggs everyone in britain

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lachies still in the loony bin
just seen the post he made last thread just now