/brit/

jazz combined with another genre, usually rock or funk

nice beer
would recommend

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I've been known to tell people that i shag on occasion

i used to play the clarinet

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shagged a few girls, not for me, prefer girls (male)

>called hop house
>it's not a hoppy beer

Guinness are the steve jobs of the beer world

>symantec
>itunes
>utorrent
>chrome

grim grim grim grim grim grim GRIM

i am awake and based!

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hello r*ditt

cats have a better engagement with the world than most people

Terrible music 2bqh.
youtube.com/watch?v=isa0GlhRZYY
Let me know if you can make it past a minute.

any chunky lads in

I WANT TO MARRY ALANAH!!!

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105kg 6'4

chocolate ginger biscuits are too spicy

not really relevant is it

I'm a cyclist

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really want to play with this cat's whiskers

I'm fat if that's what you mean

hope he bites you fingernail off

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Women honestly start to look like shit after 18
The worst feeling is knowing that I'll never again fuck a 16 year old

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can you see the mammal!

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sigh... wypipo...

i'm a cyclist survivor

>again

gf's fanny's too wide for my willer

yep, now this is more like it

gfs fanny is too round for my square willer

mate im blind

woof haha

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gf's fanny and gf are too nonexistant for my willer

youtube.com/watch?v=C35DrtPlUbc

choon of the sixties

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unlucky lad you probably wont spot him at that rate

not racist but...

my headphones smell like stale ear sweat

found wally

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i browse /brit/ by having microsoft sam read the thread out loud for me

weird. any ideas on why?

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thoughts on shagging people with fit bods but butterfaces?

whats the official brit shaggers' opinion?

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yeah

well done mate! you win this congratulatory reply!

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might fuck around and get another timothy tam

not a shagger but know a friend of a friend who is and he's in favour

>be kenny dalglish
>be proud and honourable working class man
>successful in scotland and england
>have a qt daughter who's beautiful and smart

>be sir alex
>be a big fat wino with rage issues and a gambling addiction
>fail at rangers and drop down to low leagues shitters
>have a brainlet son stuck in the lower leagues as well

govan btfo
absolute state of man poo

based irish
based glasgow east end

tries so hard to be a cat. lmao dogs are really trash

timothy tam sounds like a vietnamese uni student

Painted this

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Convinced Scottish people aren't actually real

>fit bods but butterfaces
butterface implies a good body.

secret hes a chocolaty biccy

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sorry mate, it's dogshit

Bit wobby mate

the skys not even blue mate
poor effort

the eatery

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Painted this

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looks nice

dining alone?

What's for lunch

how's the weather?

i painted this (then ran it through a cheeky instagram filter wahey)

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having a bite to eat with all your mates?

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might get some ramen for lunch
watched that film Tampopo and it really put me in the mood

*chair clattering*

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youtu.be/GK4LqmHyhzI?t=2908

I THINK I MIGHT BE HONEST IF YOU DON'T LIKE DRUM & BASS THEN DRINK A PINT OF VOMIT

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pierre-pas-d'amis

Prefer a nice savory beef udon

no i’m having lunch
red beer soup, beet and potato purée with pork and some pana cotta for dessert
warm but not too warm you know?

me about to walk under the arch

Nog music

when are you leaving vietnam

why do yanks name their glue after a gorilla?

Rémi sans amis

good post and thread

Can you do the same for this pic please?

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no, I don't know dickhead
how about a number?

Got called a fake-ass bitch at toil

they’re just off screen having a laugh

Take a pic of the main course

youtu.be/pgqGDsL_Drw

to be honest I felt bad making that joke

*takes control of your government, your banks and your football clubs*

like 9/10 i’d say

how do you see your life 20 years from now

Thought about going home for good this summer but I'm not sure what id do there