Are they German?

Are they German?

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no, they are better

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slovaks in denial

No, they're pornstars.

Prague used to be BIG.
(Just a random fact)

Bavarians larping as Slavs.

I don’t care. I like their pornstars.

I don't care. Their pornstars are also shit.

I don't care.

No but it is my biggest wish

Meybe one day we can be worthy

Cajzl spotted

Germans don't exist.

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Them and Slovaks are an attractive mix of slavs and germans, good looking people excpet the juden. Probably the best looking adult industry people.

Magyars are a close second IMO.

We are Celts pretending to be slavs, pretending to be german, pretending to be slavs, pretending to be germans.

Czechs are Germans who smuggle cigarettes over the border. Poles are Germans who steal bicycles. Austrians are Germans with funny dialects. Belgians are French Germans. Dutch people are liberal Germans. Luxemburg are super rich boomer Germans.

I don't know but you can czech them! Heh I wanna die

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based

What's sudetendland like nowadays? Are they still krauts there?

Hunkarians too.

Wasteland

We still have 1 million less people than before ww2

Anyway are you guys still considering a country name change? Was it Cheha or Czhehia or something?

In the country or in that region?

Country

Germans were expulsed from everywhere after ww2.

It's incredibly unfair that the Czechs got to expel the Germans, but we had to keep our Magyars

it's incredibly unfair that you gained enormous lengths of territory from the Germans and Magyars while we had to give every single piece of land where even a single German or Hungarian lived to Austria and Hungary desu.

No, we are celts

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get better diplomats next time :)

So Germans?

I love their uncut cocks especially in those czech hunter movies. Do they always do that? They have no prblem right, liking boys and shiet because I read that they're a bunch of atheists with no moral guidance. I want to live in czech cities someday. Maybe I'll be the first one to be from this country because czech is out of radar so I can suck their uncut dongs all day!

Magyars are Hungarians lad.

Well, Germans are inhumane monsters while Hungarians are kinda just dickheads

I'm a nice guy.

Germans at least make cool cars, hungarians make... powdered pepper?

I'm a pretty cool dude, actually.