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Unattended Lagoon Edition

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tryna make the NEW topical :^)

I’ve been there. Where’s the hole

Wash your penis

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Gf is cooking

Did you visit the mosque?

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post gf behind and show what she cookin

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She cookin some Japanese inspired shit from a jewtube recipe
Sort of a pork and vegetables stew

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dude just post her butt ffs
ahhhhh

penis head facing up

Imagine living life on easy mode as a woman

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been thinking about death a lot lately, what do you guys think is a morally just way/cause to die?

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If you walked in on this, do you think they’d give your beta presence any attention?

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I don't think I would stay unless I had to

You need to let the most high decide when your time has come

in a hail of gunfire on east Asian soil

>what do you guys think is a morally just way/cause to die?

riding it out. Death will come.

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you give me too much credit. if I feel like its my time to go, and I don't die for naught, who is to say I am not just following my destiny?

not sure about this honestly

You're all trash

I'm not talking about suicide, I'm talking about sacrificing your life at the benefit of a good cause or somebody else.

For instance, the Fukushima 50

...

hope to see all of you buds in Valhalla :)

The only bud I wanna see is from a phat strain of pure Afghan kush...

delouse your country, bucko

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why are you gay

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Thoughts?

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Don't know why people think kids reading Mein Kampf in school will turn them National Socialist. They had us read about gay sex in school, but am yet to invade another man's asshole.

>chaturbate
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Pretty good but the awful boobs completely ruins it. Can't focus on anything else

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One of the absolutely best
chaturbate
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Okay, this is epic

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About to have a long distance call with a Valve employee

Miss me with that gay shit

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Provincial election today lads, we've also got a referendum to decide whether the next election will use FPTP or MMP

you voting green bud lol

you completely went against your own picture

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Whenever some trendy sexual minority comes along inevitably you have a lot of insecure people calling themselves gay, trans, polyamorous, or whatever. It's best not to entertain "alternative lifestyles" to impressionable kids

PC I'd say

why do birds want to mate in the mornings?

>he doesn't wake up fully erect ready to rape in the morning

good morning

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good morning sleepy head we wake up at the same time :333

Good morning. You ready to face a day of hard and honest work?

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watching a movie on Netflix made in Italy. the dialogue is 90% English with English subtitles

So lads, I am now sharing a room at the mental ward with another guy.

100% certain you’ll do gay stuff

He's also got his phone charger plugged into the wall. What rebels we are haha.

No homo. I have a few water bottles ready in case.

Nice. Maybe you’ll become friends

Keep pretending
You’re in the loony bin and fuck a fleshlight
You will absolutely end up jerkin each other off

I spent 2 weeks together with another dude in my room. We never did any gay stuff. Stop projecting

lol
You’re an awful liar

ok dude

taiwan and chile are the worst

Faggot cope

craaab people craaab people
taste like crab talk like people

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so yeah, hey.

China banned imperial court scheming and poker

the sexting went really well, got a nice pic of her big tits popping out of her bra while she was laying in bed, only wearing the bra, and she loves my cock
can't wait to meet up with her

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>get buttnaked
>everyone gives me attention
your move stinky feet chink sluts

Not gonna share the pic with your bros.. come on dog..

alcohol withdrawal kicking in...

>Not gonna share the pic with your bros.. come on dog..
you wanna see my cock?
das ghey lol

Titties

woke up angry and spent the morning throwing things around in the shower again

google Nicole Fragoso, she's got them like that

Too big

seething virgin incel freak have sex

why are girls so cute

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ok

for you

If you have sex I'm gonna have sex too

Just memeing. I’m sure they’re fun.

i'm not gonna have sex just so someone else in cum has a chance at having sex

the word deleterious sounds like a black person name
"ayo wassup my name is Deleterious Johnson, you can call me DJ for short"

You better not

Mueller finally said this. Trump is not guilty. It's just the databases were not protected good enough. Who will take responsibility?

They're smaller than men, feel soft to the touch, smell nice because of their pheromones, they're exciting to be with, their hugs fill you with a warm feeling that's hard to explain, their smiles can turn your day around, when you hold hands together nothing else matters in that moment, the sweet words they speak are nurturing to our weary souls, the way they prance around when they see you as if trying to cheer you up.
They're good.

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i have three followers on tumblr

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post your tumblr

I have 7 subs on youtube and don't even make videos or posts

you guys ever think "hey, maybe i should ask that girl out"

Rarely and usually after the opportunity was presented

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this woman is my new avatar btw

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looks like she doesn't play video games

Looks like she wants to be raped

Broad shoulders

I had a bunch before tumblr went full tard

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Shake Shack is overrated

Sharks are overrated.