Are German women actually ugly?
People seem to hold that consensus, but they look like hot big titty blondes to me.
Are German women actually ugly?
Thomas Baker
Christopher Cook
No. Went there and was surprised how slimmer and prettier they are, way less fat people/globlinos.
Eli Sanders
they looks 40 at 20 for some reason
Gabriel Parker
Also they dont cake their faces with makeup like American goblinas do.
Alexander Mitchell
Take a look at miss Germany
Ayden Reed
Well compared to Asian girls they are ugly, but the same is with every other girl as well
Isaac Anderson
That's because you're a Euro worshipping mutt like other Americans on this board are. German women look like shit and you're probably a heritagefag too
t. Spent three weeks in Dusseldorf
Lucas Myers
Yes
Isaiah White
She's Dutch
Brayden Sullivan
shut the fuck up
Alexander King
less disgusting degeneracy compared to british girls
Carson Taylor
Lmao virg
Cooper James
Which region are German women the hottest?
I'm not of German heritage, but honestly I don't think they're ugly like the meme says.
A lot of them actually seem pretty attractive.
French and Scandi women seem like the only regions of Europe with better women imo.
Germans are for sure better looking than brits are at least.
Jacob Fisher
posting some examples
Zachary Wilson
No. Just like with any country, not all of them are beautiful, not all of them are ugly.
There is this specific German phenotype with delicate yet clear-lined (I'd say "chiseled" but it seems that it means just "hollow cheeks") facial features. Very aesthetic and pleasing to the eye.
William Brown
Benjamin Gonzalez
That girl in the middle, she looks like a lot of white american high school chicks.
So is that a german look?
I always assumed that the girls like that were of English descent and that that was the "Anglo-Saxon" look, but I actually think it might be all of the German-Americans that came here.
knew a girl that looked just like that, but now that i think of it her last name was schneider lol
Daniel Diaz
Most of the pretty girls have foreign roots like Russians, Italians, turks etc. Ethnic German women are some of the most plain and boring looking ones in existence
Ian Russell
ethnic german look nordic, no?
and westerners look french, i presume? bavarians like north italians, etc.?
Dylan Reed
north germans look british or dutch or maybe danish, but not swedish
east germs polish
west look french
and south look italian
Owen Perez
Germans look German
Jayden Edwards
n. germans do look dutch/danish but definitely not british
Caleb Russell
they do look almost identical to british, because i have been there, they look like british girls with more blonde
Asher Parker
phenotypes usually follow genotypes
Elijah Martin
no they don't look british check my map^^
Jackson Smith
but swedes have saami admixture?
Parker Howard
i guess i'm belgian then, despite having not a single belgian ancestor
Chase Martin
yes you are belgian as your single best fit, you are probably half irish and half german or something or anglo/germ
Leo Sullivan
yeah british/irish/german mutt by and large. probably like 1/3 of each.
i don't know why that makes a belgian though.
unless you go back really far and cherrypick the 1 or 2 austrian/swiss/dutch/french from the 16/1700s.
closest matches on this are SE England 1.87 and Flemish 1.76, along with 1.76 for walloons. idk how close that really is though. apparently 1 is the closest.
Lucas Morris
Jack Gomez
>i don't know why that makes a belgian though.
genes mirror geography and belgium is between your different ancestries no suprise there :)
Jacob Martin
really interesting :)
Almost makes me wonder if the celts/original britons came from belgium or around there.
Hudson Watson
They are definitely the ugliest in Europe all around. Not just due to genetics but also because they have no style and mostly no personality.
Matthew Wright
brits mostly descend from the lower rhine area so around belgium yes, celts came from austria/france and anglosaxophones from denmark
Brody Collins
>phenotypes usually follow genotypes
Basic rule of high school biology is that genotype does not equal phenotype.
Joseph Sanchez
well then... my ancestor ;)
Lucas Garcia
Rhinelanders are basically French.
Juan Foster
So they're cuties then? Isn't baden basically french as well?
Levi Cooper
there are hot and ugly ones just like any other country. German men on the other hand are what is generally referred to as "Übermensch" and are physically incapable to look unattractive to the opposite sex, the same sex, animals, interplanetary species and god himself
Adam Roberts
Far right is Romanian
Lucas Jackson
That explains her subpar jaw. The nose is perfect, though.
Jace Moore
Hunter Gutierrez
Liam Barnes
Thomas Fisher
Jacob Parker
I can't argue with that
Cameron Wood
Top bantz!
Luke Williams
>the hottest girl is from Sweden
Why am I not surprised?
Adrian Kelly
No it's not
Camden Thomas
who?
Mason Diaz
Depends on what you're looking for. The east has obviously more slavic features, while the west is also pretty diverse in terms of looks. We are the mutts of Europe, t b h
Parker Bennett
Juan Ramirez
They're like American women except even more annoying because they simultaneously want to be "dominant"
Kevin Richardson
my guy
Michael Roberts
ehh, the french and anglos are more mutts.
what are west/southwest germans like? are they like the french?
and northwest like dutch i guess? what about bavarians?
Jason Turner
>First attractive girl
>Sweden
Logan Barnes
Lmao same
Ayden Rogers
No, Baden and Alsace is a mix of both French and German culture. Many people in Alsace speak German, and people from baden used to have many loan words from French. We also have a very similar cuisine
David Gutierrez
Christopher Parker
You probably obsessed with blondies
Angel Mitchell
I don't know where you're from but women here rarely look anything like this
Cooper Stewart
i just meant how they look/DNA wise
Jordan Flores
Foreign German student girls are usually hotter than their French classmates
So middle to upper class German girls are VERY good looking
Levi Garcia
Jason Phillips
do they look like this?
Jordan Adams
You know how & where to find them in paris ?
Justin Barnes
German girls you posted are blondes and ugly
Oliver Nguyen
Weirdly enough I think it's the opposite.
Perhaps it also has to do with psychology and the principle of rarity
Jaxson Edwards
how do they look?
Matthew Diaz
East is slavic looking
the north is scandi looking
bavaria are full blown negroes
and the west is a mix of western europe
We are a mini version of Europe.
Dylan Rodriguez
Samuel Richardson
Their faces are rounder and girls have zero cheekbones here. Also less light blonde hair but more brunette/dark blondes
Liam Gonzalez
Its not weird at all, French girls who go study to Germany are at least middle class.
You don't get the white trash and minorities
Angel Harris
>Düsseldorf
There are no Germans there except some low life maggots that are on welfare.
Elijah Harris
Like this Probably in an university my man
Grayson Carter
Your Swedish beauty is balding
Dylan Harris
I don't care you freak
Ian Cook
Jace Sullivan
You blind and horny
Justin Torres
Does she look ugly to you?
Michael Campbell
She's so cute.You make my evening. Danke schoen freund
Austin Ward
Mercy is Swiss, and this is a video game.
Cameron Miller
>amerimutt beauty standards
Robert Smith
Charles Ortiz
Best waifu in OW, and one of the best in videogames in general. It takes the real angelic nature of the heart to stay virgin and pure until your late 30s.
Carter Johnson
>Mercy is Mountain German
Bentley Green
These two are Germans from Costa Rica - they live in Munich and are prettier than most of the locals.
They exported their top of the line women to Southern Brazil; Santa Catarina and Rio Grande do Sul have hotter German women than Germany.
Colton Reed
...
Landon Carter
Do you really find they attractive?
Nicholas Clark
Caroline Schmid-Lossberg
/carolinelossberg
Justin Rivera
Indeed, she's perfect: Pure, Innocent, Virgin, Adorable, Kind Hearted and has best and humane Job in the team. Or thats maybe because I always play as a medic in such games, but thats besides the point
Jeremiah Taylor
my cousin is german and she is
Andrew Smith
God bless user
Ian Rogers
The most famous German female of all time.
Jayden Mitchell
Logan Russell
East Germany?
Chase Russell
she is brazilian
Joshua Sanders
Let's not forget Smart and Modest.
PS: I don't even play OW or any other multiplayer games.
Jace Edwards
they have pretty faces but ugly bodies, at least for latin american standars.
Connor Murphy
No she is not you macaco. She is a German from Southern Brazil.