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need a big spongey niggress cameltoe to suffocate me

that's a willy mate

brittany aka the land of harsh weather and alcoholism

classic barry
also whats a wanker sign

Would happily trade all the skinny blonde sluts that infest Moscow for thicc nubian qweens. Any. Day.

Hello all, hope your mornings have served you well

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i just did one at your post for not knowing that

This seems pretty wholesome to me all things considered

literally have never talked to a slag in my life but suspect it would be grim

just got a message on tinder from a black nubian queen

I have to nominate this man at 5mins as madman of the year

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sorry, that's only for fans

nobody:

alan: yeah I'm an international playboy haha just took the gf out for dinner

pretty grim, imagine speaking to a gym lad but with even less going on in their head

What's Quemper like? There are flights there from my local airport.

How good is XTC boys

Do you have a demographic of people who dress like this in you country lads?

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nobody:

alan: I'M MIDDLE AGED YOU KNOW. LOOK AT ME STRUGGLE TO UNDERSTAND THIS INCREDIBLY SIMPLE MEME, SUCH A BOOMER LMAO

The Beat
The Cars
The Church
The Clash
[The] XTC

All British
All based

went to shit after functions on the low

Very much so yes

Wanky willies. Pooey plops. Smelly bums... And pissy shits! *sprints away chortling*

Based Alan 2bqh.

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No such people in Australia dress like this

big fan of the band and the drug

Remember April fools day when we could all like eachother’s posts

literally me

they're ok
I've never met a person IRL who's heard of them

might start doing this

alan is a TOP fucking lad and i want him to be the godfather to my firstborn

very buzzy
you just reminded me I have a pill left

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>when you forget your trainers and the pe teacher makes you do it in your school shoes

remember when australians were in bed and didn't bother us

Haha my main man and ally

gonna do a wank and its gona be hella freakin' epic

Yeah big fan of the band me

fuck off mate everyone knows XTC
Dear God and Making Plans For Nigel are anthemic

Ahaha thats funny as i am British so i get the reference ahahaha

Feels like it was just yesterday x

As a big fan of XTC those are quite honestly my two least favourite songs

Paki stole a sandwich from Greggs, ladies working there might have seen it but ignored it.

I was banned from 29th March to April 3rd so I couldn't partake hahaha

Yeah that’s the thing
Wanna talk about them but everyone doesn’t know who they are

At least my dad from the UK knows

obi wan kenobi and darth vader used to be mates you know

Wouldn't mind if they upgraded CANZUK to "commonwealth plus" membership, so they can do bare dealings without including the Africans.

lovely little town with medieval architecture and a river going through covered in little flower pots
should you go there i recommend you also hit up concarneau and the coast south of fouesnant for some nice beaches

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Drums & Wires is tip top. Black Sea and English Settlement good too.

Sorry to hear lad
Aha aw lad yeah
Alri

good post

*ahem*

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seething christcuck mad that andy partridge btfo'd ur 'god' with guitar and lyrics

Funny how the BBC claims to have no bias, yet many of their former journalists and news reporters are joining the tiny hardline remain pro-EU CUK group
Meanwhile the Brexit party, first in the European election polls, gets no coverage.

anyone shagged a black queen? think I'll try it soon

In Australia they remained largely unknowns unfortunately, even though British rock and pop did take off here
I agree lad, mental

>The Church
Australian arent they?

guarantee most handsome, intelligent Melburnians have heard of them

The true look of the man who doesn't give a fuck. Socks with slides is for pussies

infact the emperor used to be mates with them both too but he had ill intentions

example of said beaches

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ah so nobody then

yeah mad that, its literally george orville's 1964

Very peng castle.

is nobody gonna mention that the emperor is wearing socks with sandals

Yeah big fan of senses working overtime and generals and majors

Reckon oranges and lemons was their magnum opus though

I mean, I hate to say it, but it looks like a flaccid cock

Has there been any good music from Aus since Tame Impala about 5 years ago?

Much to unpack here

...

Followed an algerian who lives in bangkok on twitter and he followed me back. He likes some of the same things as me too. Want to invite him for a drink by dm but feel a bit nervous. Wish me luck lads.

bizarre post that seems to be attempting humour

Mad how we can work, study and live in 33 countries but we're going to give it up in exchange for a blue passport and a £7 visa.

New girl at work. Very "emperor's new clothes".

most people would agree that basing your ideological beliefs purely on your feelings is stupid

but recently i have also come to realise that basing your beliefs on facts is in fact cucked and pathetic - if your opinions are fact-based then you are perfectly manipulateable by literally anyone, as long as they supply you the right facts they can make you think literally anything they want

so i have decided the only real way to live is to pick your convictions completely randomly, and then stick to them doggedly and literally never change your mind no matter what

so ive rolled the dice a few times and come up with the following opinons that i will be neither justifying nor changing:
>i hate irish people
>i hate small business
>i hate corporations
>i love bureaucrats
>i hate blue foods
>formula 1 is the best sport
>men can never be platonic friends with women indefinitely
>trans people are real
>japanese people are cringe
>some elements of fascism are interesting
>books are more important than human lives
>romance is real

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no, I said "guarantee most handsome, intelligent Melburnians have heard of them"

Very nice, cheers Bret lad

Aussie Facebook going skitz over Sri Lanka

no one:

rorke: teehee I hate pakis btw :v

Two but one was like a quadroon Dominican
Black people smell funny imo
Like salty corn chips but with a very faint wiff of poo

Only virgins write posts this long

mad that we were in the european union and now we're in the racist idiot union, and we're the only member

yeah the EU invented working and studying

my sri lankan mate tried to call me twice this morning

me on the top

Why does the Japanese emperor wear little penguine suits, like a wily Bertie Wooster? Surely he should wear a silk dressing gown and little wooden shoes with a lampshade hat or something.

ORB from based Gee Long

why is rorke so fucking stupid

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Shut it you black bastard. Just shut the fuxk up