/brit/

dirlegang edition

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WONT GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK

friends with benefactors

>I mean, you're sticking your dick inside of them. How is it possible not to develop feelings?

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grown out of /brit/

holy grim

Good gimmique

>the right wing protects the group
>the left wing progresses society
>the radical centrist steers the ship
balance

same
having secs now

fuck you man, and fuck /brit/

all women should be a part of my personal harem

me? got a mwb (mates with benefit)
not gay, just two mates helping each other until a gf opportunity presents itself

Have a fairly obvious 'porn' folder on the pc full of high quality, classy lesbian pornography. The more 'specialist' stuff is deep within 15 sub folders. The perfect decoy.

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>I just want someone to help me empty my nuts
>but i also wanna go on a cinema date with her because I'm a lonely coping sadact lol

we can tell by the redditspace, Virgil

*kicks your h.d. t.v. from the stand*

got kicked out of uni for sexual assault lads :(

accurate satire but annoying nonetheless

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kek. this is me

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unironically blog on
poley's boring as shit lately

blog on incel

been dicking the fwb for a year. it's not biology lad, doesn't work this way. I've developed feelings for birds before even dicking them. this one I can dick her for 10 years and I'll never feel anything

technically a pure truecel but i recognise the fault lies with my current situation and don't blame women for not lowering themselves down to me

Remy La Croix

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Billy Budd is not an easy book to read... it's meandering, and self-indulgent; you need a decent grasp of classics and mythology to relate to many of the references. Am I a brainlet or have others found this too?

women who agree to have sex with me should be sectioned

til i'm a standard incel

Want a French fwb to watch new wave films with while smoking in bed

tbf I just asked her to be nice and out of sympathy. can't one man be nice without any feelings?

Nazi Germany's leading nonce.

at a point my life where i think the only thing that could fulfil me is being a dad. films, books and games are all just shit now. trouble is i'm a virgin freak so i'll never spunk inside a woman

have sex you boring prick
jesus christ

violet monroe is the patrician's choice

Replace all four with "little boys who won't grow up".

fact.

Why can't single men adopt?

For me, its the green party.
4 day working week. 73 quid a week. Saving the amimals and plants and stuff.

>films, books and games
yeah that is the definitive list of life experiences tbf
might as well pack it in mate

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Doing a shag as I'm making this post

What about thereser may

pedo risk

blanket ban to deter nonces

Eva Lovia

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good post

off me face lads

that would be ridic

gay nonces ruining it for everyone

true

Who the fuck could be arsed stabbing anyone when they're stoned?

what is the meaning behind the clarkemicah handle

stop being a virgin freak
simple as

Not a fan

blog on you uninteresting cunt

which one of you is this

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read a book

think fascism had it right when they built buildings that would look aesthetical as ruins

reckon you'd get bored of being a dad too and then be one of those wackos that chop up your family and skip town to start fresh

would love to adopt a snarky wee lad like are george

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future tranny

I had sex seven times this weekend

mong

name looks better written down than spoken
like alexis fawx

only beta men prattle on about sex all the time as if they're still in secondary school and it's a cool thing.

PureTaboo

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if it's not got a movie or hbo/netflix adaption in the last 20 years then it's not worth reading
that's my motto

love tinder because i love spamming stupid bullshit at people i dont know

i use it a lot like i use /brit/ really

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no. be honest: you're using her

woa there, don't be so strange

got blue balls lads

if i have a wank will it go away

Shag on normie gimp

you see, i would love to do this but im afraid i might bump into some of these people irl

Justine Jolie

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>serial shagger
>no mates
>no long term gf for over a year

I don't know where to go with this. It feels like such a meaningless existence

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hello gamer

I go to the cinema alone all the time lad, which I actually prefer. Im not sure what you're implying by using her.

blog on

Go out and bang a random loose bit.

oh yeah, right, riiight, oh yeah definitely, of course, riiight? haha yeah, I knOoOoOooOw, ok bye ok bye bye ok haha yeah oh yeah ofcourse yeah bye now byeee

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Bore off.

blog on

I look like thom yorke

Kindle & Pirate books (£100 for infinite e-books)
OR
2nd hand books (£3-5 per book)

Idiot

Shag on you crazy diamond

FOLC

me? look like marlon brando*
gets the girls sopping
(*: when he starred in 'the island of doctor moreau')

Library. Its free

library genesis (0£ for infinite e-books)

u need a device though