/brit/

"why don't you make me laugh instead vile roastoid whore"
works every time

>marriage is a good ide-...

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>"it's fucked up how parents are turning their young 12 year old sons into girls. Sick fucks should be sent to prison"

5 years later
>"Emma edition"

taking a dump

Wow your fanny is an outtie? Then so am I...CYA!

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Lmaoooooooo brooooo...

love big saggy chebs tbf

Bantered to death.

Tampons are a sure sign of a slag

Made a post in the old shan't be reposting however.

loool based lads did nothing wrong

NO
SLEEP
TIL BROOKLYNNNNN

what the fuck is wrong with you lot
and don't just facetiously say I'm a woman and ignore this post
have an actual word with yourselves, the fucking state of you

It's literally just banter you coping bucket fannied roastoid

thoughts on this?

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*skull emojis*

>your parents don't love you because they're still together
great argument you literal bastard lmao
your mum's on tinder

Fairly certain it's dogfart that make the vids I'm thinking of. They even have some black man gets cucked by a white dixie vids.

Another terrible americoid thread.

i'm a woman lad

know next to nothing about 'good' whisky and wine, just base it on the price ahah

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Going to New York tomorrow

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I like bts porn where the actress clearly wants to leave but they keep fucking her

studying Dorthe Nors's Mirror, Shoulder, Signal
could use some help lads

Think it's just heavy on the early teens, it's the time of day.

how would that ever possibly be on-topic here, you dumb fucking crossposter

doug the virgin

sounds grim

Wrong one, I'm the one about the porn

Based, hope you have a good time
I really want to go at some point

>downloading assassin's creed unity after it became free bc of notre dame
>50 gb
is this some kind of joke? this game is over 10 gb bigger than witcher 3? wut

Based. Are you gonna become one of those Irish lads that's overstays and works construction?

nah its based

what is beyonces album "Lemonade" about, exactly? how to get over a breakup?

who cares you fucking bender

When life gives you lemons you make koolaid

Too much based and not enough Peng

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>what is beyonces album "Lemonade" about, exactly?

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dumb crossposter

Wish she'd fire a hot log of shit straight down my gullet tbqh.

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dumb crossposter

porn addicts are the same level as fatties and nonces

exercise some self control

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>that first sentence
smirking

Applies to a lot of you wankers

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Relatively sure that the bloke I just walked past squeaked at me

anyone remember the cuckio meme

god made me like this

found the future wife lads: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Alexandra_of_Luxembourg

need an arya gf lads

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glad I stopped watching game of thrones
how horrifying

Miss Barrett home posting like it t'were me own missing limb.

You made it then?

dunning-alan the bald homunculus has arrived

Pretty sure I invented the gimmick of talking emphatically and in intellectual terms about the work of a pop artist considered low brow. It was around 2006, about Britney Spears.

>face turned away from camera

literally perfect

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>alan thinks he invented modernism in 2006
brainlet.jpg

dumb crossposter

>blog on
>Font
>Dumb crossposter
Feels like /brit/ is suffering hard from the callout culture of the hard left

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Tell us what Beyonce's Lemonade album is about then

just finished a wank before my dad came into my room
seconds to spare

imageboard not linkboard

>twitter.com/ladbible/status/1120673678180659200

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How is that modernism? I'm not calling you names, not being aggressive, genuinely trying to understand your perspective lad. But things may change depending on your answer.

he would have smelled it, sorry to say

fuck off you camel faced cunt

Mutts are beautiful.

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youtube.com/watch?v=jqh3OcJfmQ4

LOOOOOOOOOL

my room always smells of cum so not a problem

>no knowledge of whos land he occupys
most certainly replies to most british bastards here

Very cute, thanks for sharing.

are you actually retarded? do you know what modernism is at all?

Pictures taken 1yr apart. Bastards logged my favourite walking path. Deforrestation of Britain must stop.

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'no'

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>salah in there?
looool omd

Fuk... I should have voted remain

im a massive rorke by lefty standards but i still have a mixed-race gf.

need to build some barrat homes there.

No

Yes it's this. Again still not calling you names but your exhausting the old 'tience. Proceed with caution in your next reply.

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>not wanting a beautiful mutt gf to love forever

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>your
lol retard

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>Watson
>Roberts
>Ellingsen
Who's the superior Emma?

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