It's over boys, Canada will be at war soon. Apparently we have been dumping our garbage in the Philippines and President Rodrigo Duterte recently said:
"I want a boat prepared. I’ll give a warning to Canada -- maybe next week -- that they better pull that thing out or I will set sail to Canada and I’ll pour the garbage there. I cannot understand why they are making us a dumpsite, WE'LL DECLARE WAR AGAINST THEM. We’ll fight with Canada. We can take them down. I’ll return their trash -- just wait and see. I’ll load the containers to a ship, and I will advise Canada that your garbage is on the way. Prepare a grand reception. Eat it (the garbage) if you want to.”
Who will you side with Jow Forums. Will we ever recover?
>they get to dump their garbage on us >we can't dumb our garbage on them what the FUCK!
Nolan Hall
There are 105 million of them, Vietnam proved how wiry little south Asians can be, and Duterte is a stone-cold murderous psychopath. I will seek asylum in St. Pierre et Miquelon
Bentley Sanders
fl*ps count as 1/4th of a normal person, we'll be fine
Adam Edwards
Internment camps in the Yukon until they are liberated by the Flip armed forces
Owen Torres
The Canadian fears the FILIPINO BVLL
Jayden Reyes
Your hubris will be your undoing
Hudson Jackson
Based. Joined the army just in time for a real war.
Nicholas Flores
Who will work at Tim’s?
Eli Rivera
I will support Canada because they are the superior Asians
John Young
If you kill your enemies they win
Michael Peterson
Do Asians work at Tim's?
Jordan Stewart
>he thinks invasion hasnt started What if i told you that every flip are taught to use a gun? All those tim horton emloyees, nurses, housekeepers, welders.
What about the US Navy in Subic, what are they going to do?
Jaxson Russell
We'll be supporting the good guys again, we'll storm New China with our Philippine bvll allies.
Robert Wilson
Too late if you eat at Tim’s
Lucas Lopez
Your own country is full of Flips Canada has never been in the center of war Flips are tried and tested Would Cucks in Canada even fight for their own country???
Nobody does this user. The only reason they have food on the menu is because Health Canada subsidizes it as part of the assisted suicide and euthanasia program.
Kayden Ortiz
Like we would waste lives defending Chinklandia. A Filipino controlled Canada would be an improvement. Based.
Chase Hernandez
I'd side with the flips, desu. As long as they give me a qt pinay wife.
Thomas Hughes
Bring Rakes and leaf blowers we'll meet you when we land in Vancouver
We will call the day R-Day (Rake Day)
Isaac Price
Just for shits and giggles let's pretend this is anything more than an empty threat. The Philippines are threatening Canada with war? The country who, other than raw man power, has military superiority? (particularly in terms of naval capabilities) The country that upsets literally no one(with the exception of Americans who think it's too boring, I guess) when compared with the Philippines which have a government that could be at best described as a loose canon? A founding member of NATO that shares a border with the USA? That Canada? please.
that being said, Trudeau DOES strike me as an absolute candyass, so maybe Canada's getting a new garbage island.
Fuck off, Schlomo. We all know you orchestrated this shitshow.
Easton Flores
>Flips are tried and tested >Get btfo by the Spanish, Indonesians, Japanese, and Americans
Asher Cooper
Is this April fool's joke?
Christopher Ramirez
Phillippines would unironically defeat Canada in a war.
Mason Jones
apparently what happened was some dude in Whitby, ON allegedly disguised a bunch of trash as Recyclable Material and sent it to the flips for processing, which was then dumped.
I think the chief manlet is being retarded, but it is funny how one scummy contractor just started and international incident and is gonna get heat for it either way
Carter Phillips
If there was actual war, Canada would wipe the floor, since obviously the first contest would be a naval one as the two countries don't border each other. Canada's Maritime Force Pacific alone could probably take on the entire Philippine Navy (which isn't much of an issue, anyway, since much of that force is coastal defence anyway). And that isn't even counting air power
>Would Cucks in Canada even fight for their own country???
>half the country is chinese >half of whites are effeminate city-dwellers What do you think?
Carter Hughes
It's almost May, what kind of calendars are you using?
Brayden Butler
>half the country is Chinese >it's actually 5%
Grayson Nelson
>wants to take on Canada >can't even take on malnourished ISIS militants cowering in the jungle
Elijah Morgan
>implying ISIS isn't experienced in guerrilla tactics
Jayden Hall
why your flag always diss us? My threads are always getting derailed by your flags Please fuck off
Eli Sanders
They're not gonna take you on, they will tug a boat, and dump the trash outside of your nautical zone. Trudeau will refuse to comment for a few days on it, and then nothing will happen.
Jackson Hall
Russians also think Christmas is in January. Don't bother.
Hudson Morgan
>implying the ISIS in flipland had fuck all to do with the ISIS in syria besides claiming the same name
Colton Gutierrez
based mutt
Lincoln Sullivan
Does the Philippines invading Canada violate Monroe Doctrine? Not that the Monroe Doctrine has meant anything for over 100 years now, I'm just wondering.
Nicholas Sullivan
Not ALWAYS, just when you say stupid things, like declaring war with Canada over garbage.
Isaiah Rivera
Did you beat France's ass for invading Mexico? Why are there British and French colonies in Guyana?
Nathaniel Campbell
They literally have an Emir in SEA and they led the siege in Marawi
Duterte is based for rebutting the Canadian chinkcels
Mason Ortiz
Remember when the Philippines was an SEA super power and had a better economy than Worst Korea? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Josiah Gutierrez
Ok, but how many actual Syrian fighters?
Carter Barnes
Canada is obviously not subject to the Monroe Doctrine. The doctrine wasn't meant to keep European colonialism out of the Americas, Canada was a European colony until 1931-1982ish
David Wright
flips ofc, they'll fuck you up for good :^)
Gabriel Gray
We had a hundred thousand marching to Mexico before they pussied out and left. The monroe doctrine is to protect against colonial conquest. The only time we could of intervened, we were in a civil war.
Nathan Hall
We will never know how many those fucks sent. We do know some of them trained there.
All I know is that most of their ISIS Emirs are dead.
Reminds me of the time Al-Qaeda trained for 9/11 in Flipland, we caught them, told America about the 9/11 plot and they ignored it
Brayden Butler
Plz, tell me you are retarded and just didn't understand the irony.
Aaron Perry
How can Canada dump waste in Philippines territory without the consent, even if it's only implied consent through inaction, of the Philippine government?
Jace Ortiz
Lmao even Duterte pussied out of his ROTC JUST...
rappler.com/newsbreak/inside-track/175638-duterte-trick-out-rotc >Duterte, who as President wants to bring back mandatory ROTC, said he tricked the military registrar by submitting medical documents that proved he was too sickly to take ROTC, thus exempting him from the requirement
Owen Lewis
>Philippines think they can take on thr Leafs with Cold War era jets and refurbished US warships from WWII Cute
Blake Reyes
The Monroe Doctrine only applied to new colonies. Existing colonies were allowed to persist unless the colonial masters explicitly pissed us off.
Sebastian Edwards
I thought the Philippines was a Catholic country, why are there so many Muslim extremists there?
William Adams
Because it declared the contents fraudulently Literally how can we inspect something when it's in Canada?? Obviously we only found out the contents were wrong when it came here, and now Canada doesn't want it shipped back
Sebastian Nguyen
MILF
Juan Ramirez
Their southern island was once part of the Indonesian empire.
Everyone involved is already charged the company responsible is already closed down here but Canada side still insist it was not hazardous waste.
I feel like its going to be shipped back to Canada soon our Asshole president is just setting it up to give himself credit.
William Parker
It has because it's illegal in international law. It's the country of origin's liability for letting it get shipped and how it slipped through them.
Thomas King
>Did you beat France's ass for invading Mexico? No because the US was currently in the middle of beating ourselves in the Civil War. >Why are there British and French colonies in Guyana? Those were already European at the time. And now you aren't, so you're nominally covered from outside interference, although like I said it hasn't really applied for a century except when we want it to.
Christopher Richardson
Its only in Mindanao.
Camden Murphy
Korean here pls don't put us into internment camps for something we didnt have any involvement whatsoever again k thnx.
Lucas Baker
Based Duterte
Leo Garcia
how come he hasn't been cia'd or mossad'd yet?
Elijah Martin
Well, our boy in Canada says he shipped it legally. So like I said, take it up with him. The Canadian government didn’t tell him to send it or help him send it. It’s a private commercial matter. Sue him with our Canadian courts.
If you send this shit into our waters it’s going to be a Canadian government matter and expect lawsuits and seized property.
Brody Cooper
he's protected by Beijing, as expected He needs to die though fefore we sink to the bottom of PRC's ass
Thomas Brown
how? Phillipines doesnt have any naval or air power to speak of and they are on the other side of the world? Their military is literally Gabon tier its not even a threat to us.
Alexander Sullivan
Trump loves the guy and keeps inviting him to the white house
In fact Duterte at this point is obligated to visit Trump anytime this year after he promised if they would reaffirm their commitment to the Mutual Defense Treaty and bring the Balangiga Bells back, which America did.
Adam Ortiz
Why just because of his bants? israel and us still supplies us with weapons
Jack Hill
Guess who does, Zhang?
Mason Adams
>US >actually caring about a third world shithole Lol. Pinoy subhuman go home.
Hunter Green
It's the responsibility of the nation in which the vessel is registered according to a 1989 law that prevents first world countries from dumping waste in 3rd world countries that don't want it. So it is Canada's fault legally speaking. Trudeau's response to the whole thing was "I committed to him, as I'm happy to commit to you all now, that Canada is very much engaged in finding a solution on that." Much of the rubbish was used adult diapers which are usually considered biohazardous.
Lucas Collins
interesting, thanks for the sauce. Take it from someone who's country has 3 years worth of conscription (well, 2 years and 8 months as of recently), giving a person basic training on how to soldier and then not having him serve for a while isn't really worth much. Over here people who are in the IDF as non combatants go through a little less than a month of basic training, and while they're technically taught how to operate an M16 I wouldn't trust them to know which end of the rifle needs to be pointed at the enemy. Hell, people who go through the 8 months of combatant training I went through can still easily be borderline worthless as combatants if they don't practice on a regular basis. Being a good soldier is only something that is earned by keeping up the routine after basic training, gaining experience in real scenarios and exercises simulating difficult scenarios, and a good reservist is only worth a damn if he had that training and experience in the past. please, even disregarding how many Philippine foreign workers there are in Israel, Trump and Bibi are fond of that guy.
Brandon Parker
Duterte's wife is a jew
Cooper Ross
He and his family are well connected with powerful bigtime chink druglords
>uncle is a warrant officer in the Leaf army, serving there for 20 years >older brother is an armored officer (1Lt since last year) inside a Leopard 2 >tfw have to fight both of them
Joseph Nguyen
>Canada would wipe the floor, since obviously the first contest would be a naval one as the two countries don't border each other >Canada's Maritime Force Pacific alone could probably take on the entire Philippine Navy Are you serious? Let me put you up to speed. 1-Canada's navy is out of date since the late 1980's and we have currently no ship, NO FUCKING SHIP what so ever that can survive an engagement with anything larger then a small corvette.
The contracts they gave to building new ships went to Irving wich neither had the personnelle or building to create the ship contracted, they either used the ship building money on a scam set by Irving or deliberately tryed to starve Québec's out of contract and get this, not a single ship captain want to risk their men's lives in the new ship Anglos made by simply making a travel somewhere with them ... yeah, they're that shitty. 2-Our military chain of command is retarded, corrupt and get their positions by nepotism, meaning Ukraine could probably beat our shit without even breaking a sweat and look like liberator bringing justice while doing so. 3-Canada's "Air power" is a fucking joke, it can't go anywhere except from one canadian base to another.
Those videos have been entirely discredited, lost all credibility and nobody believes them anymore, just like Matobato
In fact these videos are so unreliable and questionable it looks like a set up by the Duterte family so they can easily disprove it, just like Bong Go did and how he redeemed himself Spreding these videos mean you fell for it, idiot
Isaiah Phillips
they have a couple of pohang class corvettes armed with 8 harpoons guarntee they can sink at least on halifax class. Also the F/A-50 are top tier CAS/Light fighters and probably go toe-to-toe with CF-188s. Some of them have AIM-120s.
Diapers are not biohazardous for fucks sake. Every nation throws dirty diapers into the garbage and not into biohazard boxes for incineration.
Nicholas Gray
Hopefully there will be more I think they are just waiting for his back tattoo to appear to confirm its not. That tattoo removal process must be gruling.
>trainer plane >winning against real F-18s >trainer pilots winning against pilots with tens of thousands of flight hours, and experience in bombing ragheads
