While you continue to buy shitcoins in hopes of getting rich, I just bought 20 shares of AMZN (Amazon) at $1,880...

While you continue to buy shitcoins in hopes of getting rich, I just bought 20 shares of AMZN (Amazon) at $1,880.05/share.

I will double my money in 12-24 months while you lose 50% of your net worth.

GG. Crypto is dead

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proud of buying at ath?

FANGs will go down. Its already starting.
Quite funny when you bought at literaly ATH.

SAD

if thats gona happen you then can buy 10BTC or 1/2,000,000 of the total supply

Will continue to hit new ATHs, so IDC

You also bought bitcoin at 19k didn't ya? Have fun boomer. I ll be watching

kek

Oh boy the sheimtah is gonna suckfor you

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If the fed keeps up its bullshit the yield curve is going to invert and were all holding bags.

Amazon is literally the only company which cannot fail for the next 50 years min.

This is what leads to massive crashes.

buying stocks when the bubble is about to pop

No they literally can because they have no cash on hand and increase their spending every year and the second they contract it’s a slippery slope

>AMZN$ @ $1,880.05/share
>144P/E
wew lad

You fucking retard, with that kind of money you would hit few mil in 1-2 years buying Vechain. And for gauranteed profits all you had to do is put money in Monero, do you think a coin that is used to buy dope, wash trade and hide drug money will ever crash?

so you know what you bought?

A company that just earnd 6,5$ per Share last year? ( EPS )
This year its probably around 16$.

and you paid how much 1800$, so around 100times more then there profit.

youre a Genius.

you know how much I paid back then - just 15times there profit - dont buy such risk stocks at such high valuations

Amazon is safe as fuck.

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Lmao imagine only doubling your money in two years. You can do that in a few days if you buy the right coin, or like a month if you buy the wrong one. Gg

you mixed something up.

they just had 6.5$ earings per Share last year (EPS) - 177,000$(m) Overall profit

nasdaq.com/symbol/amzn/revenue-eps

So it's actually worse...

similar to buying BTC at 19k gj.

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Amazon stock will one day be worth $10000 a share.

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> where did I heard that before

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lmao please come back in 12-24 months and post how stupid you feel, we know you wont, you are a pussy ass bitch after all

Same bro, lost 30k with crypto. Just bought 10k worth of facebook shares. Crypto is ded.

gonna be justed TWICE lel

Don’t listen to these fags. They would rather invest in unproven vapor ware than the new Dutch East India Company

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>THIS IS NEW PARADIGM, I'M GOING TO BE SO RICH
4/10 b8

>buying high
Lol.

unlike BTC Amazon is not useless

I'm putting all my money into the death industry. Boomers finally dying is the next big thing.

No company in history has had a 1 trillion market cap, and you think you'll get double that in 12-24 months?

I own stocks, REITS, precious metals,bonds, and cryptos because I'm not retarded.

>there


Why????? Why do people still make this mistake?????

wrong

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you are going to get reked and given how proud you are of buying at an all time high its no less then you deserve. You are truly stupid

>Amazon is not useless
Trade war with china
US Postal system bite back
Selling bulk toilet paper at 1% magin for delivery
Vaporware drone bullshit
Dire p/e ratio
CEO visibly falling to pieces
At all time high
About to be reked.
Low IQ FANG retail investors buying bags

>he thinks amazon is just about ecommerce
>top kek

if you need anymore proof crypto bagholders are brainlets this is it.

A trillion dollars didn't even exist back then.

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You literally have shit for brains. My wife works at Amazon and earns 5 shares per year. You paid $1800 dollars for something my wife gets for free. Plus she heard from the grapevine that Amazon is due a huge correction.

checkmate fag, gg

>t. didn't buy Bitcoin at $100 or $1,000

>inflation adjusted
your pic was very relevant

Need to organize a mass amazon prime cancellation so OP can kill himself.

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> 5 whole shares
Is she a data analyst?

This is when I know everybody has too much money in the economy and it's downhill from here.

Why? People are unironically willing to pay for company that makes 1 dollar for every 165 dollars you spend.

That shit is way overbought. careful user

Smart move OP, don’t listen to the haters. Amazon, Netflix and Google have (((real cash flow)))

future amazon bagholder.

You do know what happens next? Just like in crypto when YOU buy in, it will crash, and will crash hard.

I know you're trolling.

But Google is actually slightly overvalued, while Netflix and Amazon are just crazy valuation. You should've added Tesla.

Tesla’s gonna be underwater unless Elon pulls off something crazy

what bubble eh? u delusional

>he bought the top

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wait till they get the goverment cloud contract, shits going to 2500$

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This is like buying bitcoin at $18,000

230 P/E