A EUROPEAN AND AN AMERICAN ARE IN A PARK. THE EUROPEAN SAYS: “OH, LOOK, A DEAD BIRD”. THE AMERICAN STOPS...

delete this you fucker

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This thread is gold.

HOW CAN THEY EVER RECOVER

a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar

bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

russian says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson

bartender pulls out shotgun and shoots dumb american in face

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Pretty bad.

pretty great lol

I BROKE MY JAW FROM LAUGHING FUCKING WARN ME BEFORE POSTING COMEDY PLATINUM NEXT TIME YOU FUCKER

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giggled

based

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I don't get it.
Is it because Americans expect to see birds get shot out of the sky?

An English guy, a French man and an American went fishing. The French man caught a big one and said this is like my nation, big and proud. The English guy caught a bigger one and said I declare my superiority over your fish, Frog. Then the American fell down and farted and shitted his pants like a retard

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I didn’t really get it either.

The Joke is Americans are dumb. Instead of looking for the corpse on the ground he looked into the sky.

An italian, a german and an american are lost in the jungle.

They're captured by a tribe that will let them go only if their total penis length is at least 45cm.

The italian goes first:
>22cm

then the german:
>18cm

then the american:
>5cm

They all manage to get away from the jungle, on the way back:

the italian:
>thank God I have a 22cm dick

the german:
>we're lucky my dick is 18cm

the american:
>YOU'RE LUCKY I HAD A BONER

That’s not very clever.

Fucking epic!!

Fucking Mexicans stop bantering us

says the idiot that didn't get it

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They're also humorless. Big surprise.

zozzle

REPLY TO MY JOKE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ONE IN THE THREAD GODDAMMIT

HOWLING

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It’s just not funny. You could do better.

There is a french, an italian, an american and a mexican in a cliff
The french grabbed a baguette and threw it off the cliff and said: "i don't need it, we have too much of those in my country"
The italian grabbed a pizza and threw it off the cliff and said: "i don't need it, we have too much of those in my country"
the american grabbed the mexican and threw it off the cliff and said: "I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson"

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face

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SEETHING LITTLE STUPID AMERICAN FREAKY VIRGIN

What do you call 64 Americans in a room?

One whole Cherokee.

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wow you're retarded

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and an American decided to go to a bar.
The Englishman ordered a pint
The Frenchman ordered a glass of wine
The American was such a fat fucking piece of shit he couldn't fit through the door

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Kek

kys

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What do u call a paki in a scrapyard

Rummajin

shut the fuck up stupid spic

The belgian is arrested by the police while diving back home

Policeman asks the belgian to do a breath test

The belgian remove his glasses, cop asks why he is doing that

Belgian says WELL IT'S TWO GLASSES LESS

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based as fuq

Based

A German, a Russian and an American got stranded on an island and captured by cannibals.
The tribe leader tells them they must venture out into the jungle and bring 10 of the same fruit or berries by sunrise.
Next day the German arrives early with 10 apples. Then the tribe leader says that if he wants to live he has to stuff all of them up his own asshole while keeping a perfectly straight face. The German tries, but lets out a scream on the third apple and is killed and eaten shortly after.
The Russian arrives on time with 10 blueberries and is told to do the same thing. They kill him too.
The Russian goes to Heaven and meets the German, who asks him:
>"How did you fail with blueberries? I thought you were going to make it!"
The Russian answers:
>"And so did I, but then I saw the American bring 10 coconuts".

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Based.

three americans go to whore house, decided to go in turns, first one goes in, comes out limping, second one goes in, comes out limping, third one goes in, screaming echoes through the street, he puts his head through the window and screams "you used all the vaseline you cocksuckers!!!"

awful thread, i am pretty tempted to report this for insulting other cultures

>awful thread, i am pretty tempted to report this for insulting other cultures

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Shut the fuck up gypsy

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THAT WOULD IMPLY AMERICA HAS ANY CULTURE

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your existance is an insult to other cultures

I THINK THEY DO

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Kek

there's another version of this joke that goes like this

2 brothers are smuggling fruit across the border, police catch the first one and upon further inspection the find 2 cartons of olives with him, they force him to shove them up his ass, halfway through he bursts in laughter, the police ask way and he says "my brother is smuggling watermelons"

A white, a black, a hispanic, an irish, an indian and a sicilian walk into a bar. He sits down.

Kek

kek

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keked and checked

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ehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehe

a man hits a dog and an american backpacker. police inspect both scenes. realised man only breaked for the dog

an american man walks

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a pole, german and an american walk into a supermart
The american sharts on the floor
The german licks it
And the pole cleans it up

I did this with an airplane that crashed in 99

delet this

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Amazing

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Why did the American cross the road?
>implying he didn't roll across because he's a fat stupid poohead piece of shit who is gorged on KFC McDonald's and is a lazy bitch

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This isn't funny.

HAHAHAHAHA

How does one pick up american girls

With a forklift

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SEETHING

>post single post about having a mild dislike for russia
>deleted in seconds and banned for 30 days
>make thread making fun of USA
>reaches bump limit
It's not banter. They're serious. Don't let any of these snakes convince you otherwise.

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the best ones

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hahaha you're gay

Hey man fuck you

kek

you got aids

Reagan, Gorbachev, and Tito are on a plane.

Gorbachev suddenly reaches out the window, and says "We are in Russia!" The other two ask him how he knows. He replies, "I just touched the top of the Kremlin!"

Next, Tito reaches out the window, and says "We are in Yugoslavia!" The other two ask how he knows. He replies, "They just stole my watch!"

Later, Reagan reaches out the window, and says "We are in the US!" The other two ask how he knows. He replies, "They shot my arm!"

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underrated

kek

Yes we are serious you fat piece of shit. You disgusting mutt. You retarded scum. Americans are the most vile people this planet has ever seen. You deserve nothing good. Die, fatty, die.

An American walks into a bar and sits down.

He breaks the chair.

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based

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We should do more roast threads like this.

great thread

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HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHON

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