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have sex

fuck off frog cunt with your early thread. I did an incredible post but you ruined it. get fucked

Wypipo fi like 'this cum to spicy'

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cant be doing with this

see what i mean? gone nuts he has

Dog!
Yuck!

>be American
>jaywalk across the road
>brave first responder police officer shoots you in the head and neutralises you
>spend months in the hospital recovering
>can't pay your medical bills so doctor puts you out on the street and shoots you
>can't live with the pain so start taking fentanyl
>die of an overdose
>also you voted for Trump

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wypipo be like 'these drugs 2 addictive' lmaoo

actually got a peng little body

nonce

Cackled at this.

black people be like it's the CIA making me smoke crack i swear cuz

did you look

Lol

Goliath

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Vile gremlin

Setting Sons was the best jam album

begrudgingly voted for hillary in 2016

no mate, never noticed this. keep an eye on them for me though, yeah?

*walk off with my mates laughing*

>did you see how skinny his wrists were?

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hi, can I join?

kek

Vote Yang. It's the only way forward.

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LEL

>ooh better get down the polling station, my vote will make all the difference

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along with the majority of Americans

feelin jovial

the implacable march of time waits for no one
will you fight, or perish like a dog?

Hello, insecure about your wrist size are we?

Unironically yang is the best option

don't care

Leftypol is claiming to have mates now? C'mon leftypol at least be half realistic

it's a literal derangement syndrome
they won't recover from losing that election for generations, even as trump's policies attempt to hold their country together in the face of the screeching masses of buzzfeed consuming npcs
i wish they'd all go start their own country, with all the diversity and feminism and tranny kids they want, and leave the normal reasonable people alone

I vote for the candidate who doesn't keep his address private

For me, it's the Eisenhower Interstate System

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leftypol saying he's got a girlfriend but she goes to another school you wouldn't know her

rofl

How do women not orgasm when inserting tampons? I don't get it

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I've always thought this. Go drive some stakes down in doggerland and landfill it with all the plastic from the ocean and then they can live there and have as many genders and niggers as they fucking like and we can get on living in peace

>buzzfeed consuming npcs
>with all the diversity and feminism and tranny kids they want, and leave the normal reasonable people alone
Get out more

fucking MOVE...
MOOOOOOVE!
MOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!1

>Leftypol is claiming to have mates now? C'mon leftypol at least be half realistic

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explain this

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Probably doesn't stimulate the clit

>Cackled at this.
>kek
>LEL

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have sex

Only sluts use tampons

Know how to push Leftpol's buttons so well i'm guaranteed a clearly seething reply every time no effort. Wahay!

rome wasn't built in a day

sluts just use birth control

*HITS YOU CAR WITH A STICK*

I DON'T GIVE FUCK * HITS IT AGAIN*

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Hard day at work lads. Just finished building Rome.

>ooh me vaginas bleeding better shove something up there to stem the flow
sigh... women

loving this gimmick

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I came up with it. You can thank me.

have sex

Join the yang gang

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cope incel

If you are over 16 and have not had sex you should be euthanised and used to supply organs to proper humans.

have sex

Agreed, though circus from the gift is an underrated track

shouldn’t there be blue lines if they wanted to build further

This.

politics is always comprised of two groups
people who just want to be left alone
and people who won't leave them alone

What is the best and the worst gimmick ever in Brit

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Rorke desperately reaching for the eject button

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstate_27

tried felching with the bf last night

>What the fuck, of course you can't give a mind-altering psychoactive drug like alcohol to a child, what the fuck is wrong with you? Their brains are still developing and they don't know how to handle its effects, it should be over eighteens only
>But yeah these hormones that make you want to chop your dick off are fine for an eight year old

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love that leftypol is quietly seething after my earlier comment about knowing his weaknesses and getting guaranteed replies because if he does reply he's admitting that he is seething. Just 3d chessed Leftypol into a corner theres no way out now

Worst - frogposting
Best - !You're just a Pakistani bloke in a dress" directed at the shitmeat.

Rorke bracing for emergency landing

playboy?
yeah, i just read it for the articles really mate

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beard is itchy as fuck

need to move there
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy,_Texas

They don't prescribe hormones to little kids.

twitter.com/Maisie_Williams/status/1120755427975806976?s=19

don't care virgin

the worst is persistent self-absorbed posters who mostly talk about themselves and seek out negative reactions

Rorke frantically signalling mayday

Is it ginger? And can you riverdance?

>mayday
dear oh dear

best - love pints simple as (mine)
worst - gimps larping as shaggers

puberty blockers aren't real?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wank_(mountain)

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Rorke writing SOS in the sand

going to sauna

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yes they do. they give them to 8 year olds