Say you wake up looking like this. What is the fastest way to make money?

That's just a non-fat girl with big tits and passably symmetric face. Say at the very least one in a dozen girls look as good as her. If it was easy to make money with this starting position, then there would be at least more wealthy women than there are men. But this isn't the case. You often see legit hot bitches work as waitresses in cafes and pizzerias. And finding random dick to suck is not a good strategy. Yes, there are some good dick you can suck, but getting access to the men that dicks are attached to is hard, as all the other 9's compete for that (pic sadly related).

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kill myself

lmao i'm getting $100/hr 24/7 holding exchange tokens, could never imagine selling my body for that amount. instagram whoring could make her millions though

She has a receding hairline and an average face.

Stop larping, no you arent.

findom

More of her?
Specifically her butt?

You perv she is 16

Trying this tonight.

this bitch's been posted around for months now newfag. Reverse google image its so easy even a monkey like you can do it

>study
>smile a lot
>companies I interview for give me more offers because of my "personality"
>people network with me because I'm so "interesting"
>become an instagram star and make money on sponsorships on the side
>date a guy who lets me stay at his place for free

what happened to this board, how is everyone poor all of a sudden? a years ago we were all talking about getting rich, and now that we are, everyone left or what? i'm about to leave this shithole too, literally everyone is poor as fuck and calls people that havent bought in 2017 "larp", fucking yikes

Doing the same thing except now people will give me money on twitch for playing vidya

Chainlink

they are living life, like you should. Wtf are you doing here go enjoy your money faggot. Only poorfags wanting just a little bit of what early buyers experienced are left here

>tfw bought in early 2017
>only cashed out 50k
>only 45k in crypto currently
not all of us got rich

Findom

I'm a pretty shit tier programmer but now I would be hailed as a women tech genious and promoted to a tech lead and then to some other management position. Wouldn't have to change a thing. That or I'd just start streaming on Twitch and not be shit at every game I play.

how much did you make? what's your net worth
just bottom line it for us, friend

appearance and gender irrelevant trade shitcoins -> optimal $$$

must have bought complete shitcoins then?
ETH was like $10 still from Jan-March 2017 and only hit $100 in like May. You could have changed your life forever if you bought the right stuff.

well i did hit an ATH of 250k in jan but tbqh if i would have bought Jow Forums memes in nov/dec i would have a LOT more. suffice to say i didnt buy the right stuff

It thought I was talking about waterfalls.

but i only cashed out 45k in december and held from 180k down to 45. fucking gay

i have a chronic desease that makes it impossible to enjoy anything due to pain, i guess i wouldn't be on this board anymore if i was healthy. enjoy life without having to work anymore. only enjoyable thing i did with my money so far is giving it to my parents because they always cared for me
had 1,4 mil in december, now 500k because i cashed out alot, much of it is in exchange tokens because they are businesses that generate actual revenue which creates value other than speculation. they also performed better than any other alts throughout the last 7 months which proves their value to me

I have a portfolio worth about $50k and all of it is in FunFair. What are your thoughts on that?

>not many people are rich so I won’t be rich!!!! HUR DUR
You have free will, you can do whatever you want, including things that can make a lot of money.

There isn’t some cop guarding the gates to success with a whiffle ball bat that only lets a small random percentage of people in. It’s in your control and your control only.

Nigger stole her tits then put a used mophead on top his head

when did u get in and what were ur biggest trades?

chaturbate

pharmaceutical sales

hey sorry for your disease fren. You can still get your dingus sucked by some high escorts?
Which coins are these you say that are truly valuable? Care sharing? you already made it anyway no need to shill, fud or remain silent

which exchange tokens user?
>I also have a chronic disease which is why I am miserable on this board at times.

Sue my hairdresser

Sign up here my-sugar-daddy.com/ ASAP

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It's amazing to me that people don't openly laugh at black people's hair more often. It's hilarious. God's clowns.