/smg/ - Stock Market General

Coping Tesla Fanboy edition

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Previous thread:

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bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-07-27/big-short-s-eisman-is-shorting-tesla-for-execution-problems
instagram.com/lywi.gr/
money.cnn.com/2018/07/27/media/moviepass-service-outage/index.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

I hope he makes money off it and doesn't get bogged to hell, it's going to be a crazy Monday

not grimes. Not really a fanboy.

This week is gonna be interesting. So many people will get wiped out on the bull or bear side of Tesla.

best result would be it hangs around 310 on complete neutrality, almost impossible to imagine it doesn't swing though.

First for my waifu, RKG
May her beauty surpass her skill for shitposting

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Fun times.
I enjoy lurking learning and giving eternal headpats to Kneepad

Dude, my start-up never had a single fucking sale and I never even wrote a single line of code.
If this guy's business is a scam, then it's a much, much, much more fleshed out one than the one I ran in college.
I almost want to refer this guy to the VC firm from college that I met.
Moviepass is a legitimate company. I definitely did not have a legitimate company.
NOW if ever is the time to dump money on this bitch.

what's the next AMZN?

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BUY ADVANTAGE OIL AND GAS
IT ABOUT TO MOON! 2X GAINS

ty kek but it mostly stems from trying get off delicious opiates
gotta stop self from sucking d for h

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tfw holding back from going super deep into OTM tesla calls. This is painful but the risk is too high.

>AAV
why do you always shill the shittiest companies

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im fucking doing it bro all about future guidance and brand growth right?

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A $300 valuation implies this company is worth more than Ford/GM and will bring in more profit than those companies.
Where are they going to build 10k cars? More tents? This is a growth company that hemorrhages money and cannot grow with it's current equipment. The bond markets are cutoff to them as their rating is already junk. They need a capital raise, need it to be big and need it yesterday.

Who fucking knows. Elon can show up on a few pills and cut to youtube questions again.

anybody got an idea about SNAP earnings?

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idk a huge % of the float is short and he knows it and all he has to do to blow up their accounts is not be a retard

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Look at the price though. This shit can moooon on some BS shit and that's all you need.

Shorts are rational
Bulls are not rational.

I'm thinking Elon still has some credibility maybe.

>ty kek but it mostly stems from trying get off delicious opiates
>gotta stop self from sucking d for h
Well, that's greatly concerning, but I'm kinda happy that it isn't what I thought it was
You sound like Kelly
>pic related

Probably SQ or SHOP?

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>$113K contract with the USCG awarded to DRUS on 7/27
Man, all these contracts. I'm gonna load up like fuck on Monday.

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Which platform are you using for that? DRUS doesn't show up in robinhood

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tesla fanboys BTFO
>bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-07-27/big-short-s-eisman-is-shorting-tesla-for-execution-problems

I'm using Schwab. It's been really fun to flip 25K shares at a time, but I'm gonna start holding now.

>friday news
>argument exactly the same as all shorts

How come your mom lets you get 2 scoops?

Stock markets rigged by boomers

ought to be a green week

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Cuz my mommy says I'm speshal

The trip was intended as a reference to a greentext from Jow Forums describing a guy's work out routine, in which he anxiously waits tells a lady making his protein shake "come on... 2 scoops... come on, baby... 2 scoops...", but I don't think anybody here recognizes it

It better be, I need to fucking sell Paradox

who /leanhogs/ here

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Dafuq is Leanhog? Are you the guy that bought HOG?

Lean hogs are commodities, like piggies
But I don't eat meat, so I don't invest in dead piggies

>I don't suck dicks so I don't invest in dicks
Great investor you are.

CUUCK
INCEL

when will you guys learn me right about ALL TA?
GPRO, MU, AMD, now AAV

$6 soon me even drew rocket ship and wine and cheese so you can eat on moon

w-who am she, does she suck d for h?

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t. moral peasants
Sad

>w-who am she, does she suck d for h?
It's Kelly. It's one of Jow Forums's waifus like Ciara Horan/Eliza-chan.
She does h, or at least claims to, but idk if she sucks d for it.
I think everyone on Jow Forums just gets her pics from her IG account "lywi.gr"
instagram.com/lywi.gr/
Idk if she actually goes to 4ch tho

God invented cute critters so we can eat them

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I'd like for you to get off H...
Personal favor...

>mfw tech bubble in america confirmed

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delivery centers are packed

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She said she's trying to.
It's not easy to just cut that shit out. It's gotta be much more challenging than quitting cigarettes, right?

Are you unironically the kind of "morality"/activist investor that would buy shit like SHE or SPYX
>pic related is SPYX

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Thats my problem with Tesla. Its valued almost at the same as other huge car companies. Companies that have established histories and actual revenue. I think Tesla is a cool idea but the stock price should be closer to $50 to reflect the unrealized production.
SNAP is trash as are all social media public companies. Social media never should have gone public. Facebook is the only one that managed to get it to work.

TELL ME ABOUT LB! WHY DOES IT KEEP JUSTING ME?!

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I think I may get on the AMD train, although I don't really see them getting into a "Mania phase" with that boring lineup. They're just going up because INTEL screwed hard

I'm starting to think the vidya market is entering a bubble. Dead serious. But again, I'm retarded.

How's Starbucks treating you, cuck.
Jokes aside, the "I don't invest in industry X because I find it morally unjust" sounds like a really wrong way of thinking when investing.

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Hourly reminder that you'll never live long enough to have a family and you should kill yourself.

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Very much so.
I had a friend. He got caught up on that stuff. He got clean for a while but had a relapse. It was a relapse that was so bad he wound up Oding and dying before ambulances arrived.

I'm the kind of guy who has friends at every rung of the socio economic ladder. Yet when a lawyer who knows better gets hooked, and continues despite knowing better dies and leaves behind his kids.
Well... It leaves an impact. I guess moreso because to me he should have known better. That he was fully capable of dealing with his issues in a different way, yet he relished the high and it cost him his life.

So, yeah I won't try to be moralistic. And if I ever try to, please for the love of god call me a witless fucking faggot who needs dick punched.
But I figured to at least say "I have strong feelings. Here's why."

It's entirely forward focused. Those other companies are not. Not a single one has dethroned or come close to challenging Tesla in EV capability.

That's a big red flag that all those companies with such expertise have not competed properly yet.

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Why did you buy LB? Its one of the worst stocks and a known dividend trap

Kraft Heinz will moon 10% friday

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>I think I may get on the AMD train
AMD still has lots of challenges to go but I think its finally got it moving a bit since its been stalling for years. Ive taken a chance with AMD at $16. Hope it works.
agreed. I think tesla is still overvalued for forward focus. I think some production should drive price and not just "expectations" but i suppose that argument applies to a lot of tech.

It is a big red flag that the old legacy companies like GE, Ford and such cant make it work with all that money and manpower they have. And I also agree that Tesla revenue should be coming from batteries mainly.

I like eating critters, when I shoot or fish I eat them all, yummy yummy. But the (((industrial meat complex))) is evil
SHE and SPYX aren't part of my values, why are you assuming I'm a communist? Go back to teh_donald

shut up nigger buy Tyson Brand products

Pic related is EXTREMELY important if you want to start down the truepilled path. Red pilled is controlled opposition, black pilled is hopeless, becoming greypilled is damn near impossible...
Take the truepill, user, this is only the beginning

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I bought it on the 13th after it dipped 16%. I could've sold it for a profit, but I got greedy, and now I'm in the red.

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>Kraft Heinz
I will hold you accountable for my losses, but not my gains.

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NO SKIN

Do you even lift ?

>Selling when any variable has anything to do with the number 13

Thats where ya fucked up

LB in what me have identified as classic "HMNY" pattern.

>Volume increases dramatically into "volume quicksand"
>huge sell volume spikes
>dumps on every pump
>OBV and chart show clear downtrend
>the bull divergence @ $36 was rejected

>in order for find uptrend have to look all the way back 2008 which not good

LB sinking ship mode, next stop 26

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This. Absolutely based

how do i get good at trading derivatives? should i lurk on r/wallstreetbets? asking for a friend

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it pretty bad
there no real point on life after high quality pain killers
24/7 euphoria peak life experience kek

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bath and body works hand lotion smells really really good though

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im asking for my friend, not for me. i never go on reddit because its gay

Just trade a collateralized mortgage obligation
:^)

thanks, me almost forgot ;_;

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After I spent time in Japan for three years, I felt much the same way.
Then time went on. The time I spent in Japan was more and more in the past with each passing day.
Sometimes it doesn't need to be equal to that feeling. Sometimes it just needs to be more...
Wholesome.

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More shit on HMNY:

money.cnn.com/2018/07/27/media/moviepass-service-outage/index.html
>MoviePass couldn't afford to pay for movie tickets on Thursday
>Helios and Matheson, the parent company of the popular movie subscription service, said that it had a service outage on Thursday because it couldn't afford to pay for movie tickets.
>Helios and Matheson missed a payment to one of its fulfillment processors, and that contractor temporarily refused to process payments for MoviePass.
>If valued at its pre-split amount, Friday's closing price would be equivalent to less than a penny.

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what is that? how can i succeed at trading if iq is lower than 100? is it possible?

they quality gone downhill SO HARD
me used to use their bubble bath and lavender / sandalwood scrubs / hand creme but they started turning into crap quality, would not retain smell long enough

am using Dr. Teals now

I wonder how many people are rushing to cancel their subscriptions...

>If valued at its pre-split amount, Friday's closing price would be equivalent to less than a penny.
>$2/250=$0.008
OOH

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Damn it, I heard people have been saying the same thing about their Victoria's Secret stuff, complaining about the low-quality of their underwear on Facebook and Twitter.

Earnings keep going up though. I'm not buying now but definitely looking to open a position sometime over the next year. Stock is hated but company is fine.

Just move to Jap nigga

Will they be delisted or go bankrupt first?
Place your bets!

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I'd like to go back and visit again sometime. Perhaps after I finish the debt fixing and such. It'd be nice if I could turn a consistent profit Or at least enough of one where at the end of the week I'm positive stock wise. Then I'd be able to consistently generate enough earnings that I'd be able to occasionally travel again.
To that end, I've been dedicating time this weekend to learning more in order to accomplish that. My starting capital is rather sparse though. But it's something.

Also I bet on them being delisted first.

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As someone who prepared around 7 years to do the big moving to the other side of the world, I can assure you, it takes time but it's doable. Don't give up.
I moved to Nagoya 4 years ago and it's great. I can finally have the hermit life I always wanted, everyone is very well mannered, city is clean as fuck, hardly any immigrants (except me), etc.

Sage for personal blog and apologies.

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thats cute but... it... it not the same thing...
when me clean year from now, will still remember the mind blowing constant body orgasms that pain killers are... nothing will ever feel special again

me not know, am hate panties...
wear boxers @_@

if were to look for bottom, would want to buy when the volume cools down

atleast half todat current volume

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>trying get off delicious opiates
they truly are a cruel mistress
thats why i hate that shit desu
evil stuff

keep off for like a week tho and it gets WAY fucking easier. first part is unironically harsh as shit tho

they got ANOTHER one?
fuck yea
i hope they dip first and i can get more
>It's been really fun to flip 25K shares at a time, but I'm gonna start holding now.
why not both?
thats what ive been doin since may
it appears this may become a company at some point

is there anyway i can get hog exposure from a brokerage account?

thats what you get for being a bearfag

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>mind blowing constant body orgasms that pain killers are... nothing will ever feel special again
i swear m8
once you get out of the first part w the physical w/ds, its not that bad. how long have you been off them?

You can get some exposure through $COWB

that shit is contango'D to all hell and back tho, and about as liquid as a rock

Don't die you faggot, you have to get rich first, and be anointed by my hand as a friend of "The House of Comfy", which will carry my house and legacy into the future. You can even be buried on our forest grounds.

also
why isnt it called PIGE?

git it?
like piggy

That's the only ETN that will help you m8, sorry

fuck this gay earth

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>3 minute long podcast because "fees fees arent well"

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>they got ANOTHER one?
Yep. Just happened yesterday. I'm looking for a dip on Monday morning to load up. I reserved a grand of settled cash just for this. Hope I can get more at under a cent.

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So, question.
Why are the fees on the Frankfurt market transactions so fucking high anywhere?
German government fucking up by taxing every transaction or something?

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checked, me too
howco again tho
i dont know anything about these guys other than DRUS owns them. i should dig more into them

the short float is looking good tho. bulls are winning. bears layed into us the last two days, and noticeably, but this mustve been why. whoever has been pumping this has been doing a job of accumulating TONS of them. same guys who are shorting methinks

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the country is run by literal socialists. what did you expect m8?

i had no idea tho. how much is it?

You know, I notice it seems to more or less be the same users who talk on this thread.
I like that.
it feels more....
personal.
After a short amount of time I noticed a few patterns of speaking with other people who don't take up a name and recognized them in a second on this thread. I like that.
It's like rather than being a super popular board with a bunch of random people, it's about 7 to 10 people who share a common interest and like talking about it.

And no, that's not the sake speaking.
The sake is making me duck and cover because people keep firing fireworks and my first instinct is that we are getting mortar'd

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Like 8 EUR minimum per transaction on Degiro and 7 on Interactive Brokers.

For comparison, any murican market transaction is 0.5 minimum. Even ones on the polish market are like only 3-4 EUR

MoviePass

What next HMNY?

this is the same reason i like ded boards on weird chans desu
its like goin to some townie bar every once in a while and its the same people that have been there for 30 years. its incredibly depressing but also bretty cozy

but as for generals on fucking Jow Forums, this is an anomaly. ive never seen a general thats stood up this well for this long desu senpai

fucking figures
literal socialist like to balk
>the stock market is speculative and bad for teh poor people
>but well gouge the ever loving christ out of you and pocket it if you see anything u like ;^)