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Where the fuck have all the good people from all the brit related threads gone
absolute state of british teeth
Am literally in heat lads got a permo semi it's driving me nuts
alright mikey why don't you try your larp elswhere you pasty little bellsniffer
go ahead and reply to my post - dance to my tune you larping worm
Geoff?
No incels welcome
Go away
Take your poison elsewhere you cowards
just got called halfcast in sainsburys
Gordon you here mate?
I don't know what an incel is
What happened
such vitriol
who hurt you
If you think about it really, you're thinking about me, posting about me an to me you're nobody. I don't think about you at all. You're dancing to my tune, son.
Just got called a sillly cockalorum lickspittle snollygoster in Waitrose lads
Gordon Brown,t exture like sun!
remember doing some poem in school called half caste
it were bloody rubbish
I got called halfcast in sainsburys
Don't care if your an incel
don't care if your a shagger.
Just make good posts and we'll get along just fine
yeah Darren you alright lad?
can i be arrested for telling you guys i've got aids and plan to infect someone from grindr
“UnpOpUlaRr OpInIonNn BuTt sitTtiNg iN beEr gARdeNs wItH YoUR mAtEs Is SoO NiCe”
How can you not think about someone as you're literally replying to them you incorrigible cock goblin.
I'm literally listening to that wtf
Chris Morris?
I'd let them squiggle my wumpalumps if you can comprehend the sentiment I am attempting to convey here
Got called a spasticated gimp freak at the British Heart Foundation lads
Got called a Ninnyhammer in GAME
Infect as many people as possible. Set up a GoFundMe and I'll chuck in enough for a few plane tickets. What else you need? I've got you covered
anyone seen Matt?
Brexit should happen
just been grabbed by 2 bouncers in waitrose and escorted off site for wearing tracksuit bottoms
Mums going through my laundry in front of me
Hope she doesnt mind the smell, theyre absolutely stinking
Andy give it a rest pal heard it all before
Sound like a post schizo would make which is funny really because I haven't seen him in a while
So this is trumps daughter. wew
they weren't wrong
Didn't get the random toenail check in Waitrose this time but they did double check my Mortgage payments at the entrance
>games are over 100GB now
as a child of the 80s, let me just say...radical!
Oi matt fancy coming out tonight
Want to slap her around with mi cock
I use yesterdays clothes as my cum rag
most of the garments in my laundry basket are covered in cum.
You're starting to sound a little paranoid, friend.
How do you not stain your clothes
larper gimp
oi matty you in here mate
matty
MATTY
MATTY YOU FAT GAY PRICK
ah there he is y'alri mate?
I take my t-shirt off after wanking and mop up the cum with it and then wash my bellend in the sink
Might have a St georges day wank yknow get in the mood with some gregorian chants and candles then watch some medieval themed smut with chain mail and fannies and that then the wank will be like my slaying the dragon which in the capacity of this analogy wank will represent my carnal desires
my first computer had 9 gigs of hard drive space
really puts things into perspective.
Corr
Since you know me so well what song was I just listening to.
we are at the peak of human civilisation, they said
would love to clean her feet with my tongue after shes been on a night out
Don't fucking think so Gamer Gimp
I wash them
Wall needs painted. Looks very scruffy looking around the light switch.
Why did my parents make me think it was illegal to turn a light on inside a car while driving during my whole childhood
Good post
Because it's fucking distracting you little gimp
Alri
no dogs
no irish
no incels
oh yeah I'm sure you carefully spunk in a sterilised eggcup and dispose of the jism immediately in a hygenic manner, right?
>wanking
ummm, no thanks, no not for me
my parents told me the same thing
I'm a getting a feeling... There's one here amongst us... He's called Danny! Danny could you make yourself known to us please mate
because it makes it hard to see outside of the car if there's a light on inside
you dumb virgin
>lying about wanking
Get real
drains the car battery because the light stays on when you leave the car.
dad left the lights on when we parked in long stay car park at the airport for a fortnight and we had to get rac
Bollocks feel like poached eggs
shagged more birds than you've had hot dinners kid
nicotine
caffeine
lucozade
the three amigos
Watching anime girls playing minecraft again lads
Thoughts?
wtf? it isn't illegal? mine told me that too
just made cake in a mug using the microwave. surprisingly good. like a gooey brownie
Your dad must not have a pair of jumping leads in the boot, no?
mekkin toast it's proper bo I tell thee
Just wanna kill myself lads
Guess we'll never get along
keith lemon is pretty funny
Lucozade is shit now.
those are dogshit
Message her saying can i keep it in then?
This but with shagging and not myself but some bird who isn't fat
dogshit shitdog
Why is one eye higher than the other.
thots?
tell her to get a guard for her teeth as she's a grinder
dougshit
>Passionate about dancing, travelling, learning languages
So fucking aroused why is my body doing this to me
most people are like that
dont think so but wouldnt you need another car for that anyway. longstay parking is pretty quiet unless the person next to you got off the same flight
Maybe you've been drugged
*Shots at you from across the street*
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