Why has the world suddenly become so hostile against us nordic fellas?

Why has the world suddenly become so hostile against us nordic fellas?

Attached: kalles_kaviar_krav.png (718x278, 231K)

A lot of people like to talk shit. Especially Americans. The truth is, I actually really respect all Nordic countries. I want to visit there sometime.

you sound gay as fuck desu

See!?

Attached: 1556040215291.jpg (500x380, 36K)

venter stadig på den dag ham der den hvide mand med det lyse hår bliver erstattet af en brunere person

>you sound gay as fuck desu

Attached: 9qJ0c4Y.gif (680x315, 141K)

I like Norweigians.
I like Swedes.
I have no opinion on Icelanders.
I dislike Danes.
I fucking hate Finns.

Attached: b4f.jpg (569x428, 25K)

What is your issue with the danes?

Danelaw..
Reparations now.

it's your imagianation, everbodies loves nordics in all aspects: culture, economy, food women, cinema, you live in paradise

Where do we start

Then why are you using so many of our words and customs today?

How can you tell the difference, they are 99.99% the same people.

Danes did literally nothing wrong

FUCKING VIKING NIGGERS
NIGGGGERRRRRSSSS

Attached: 58368384.jpg (550x550, 17K)

>same culture
>mutually understandable languages
>same genetics

You know the Angles lived right South of the Danes do you?

I think you're alright but I doubt I'll ever visit

Attached: pippi.jpg (932x524, 81K)

But I have visited Holland many times? I eat on nothing but Delft nigga.

Lol glad you like it, Delft is alright.

Very very very very fucking based! I love this type of content!

Attached: _1554847250342.jpg (1080x682, 63K)

>tubed caviar
I'm honestly intrigued.

You are guilty of being white

Seething Anglo. The mighty Jutes are here to stay. MAKREL I TOMAT FOR EVIGT!

Attached: basedELEPHANT.jpg (634x442, 108K)

it taste like salted cum and is perhaps one of sweden's best inventions

I like scandinavians but duo my time online and in online games I get the feeling that swedes are fucking autistic. I really love danes though

it also tastes like pussy

Great post. Swedes are the worst Scandinavians.

Attached: 2018-07-29_14-56-35.jpg (1842x929, 310K)

Is that true? Swedes claim not be be able to understand the Danish/Norwegian. Swedes remind me of Brazilians and their dislike of Spanish speakers.

Is this some sort of Sweden YES sloppy seconds joke?

I talked to a Dane once, I could speak for 50% of the conversation then I had to switch to English. Norgays are pretty easy to understand though

i understand them both, its just that danish sounds like a fucking downie speaking.

It's a meme. I got meme'd into it by scandis.

It's not good. You would expect the taste to be salty savory, but in reality it's mainly sweet with a bit of fishy flavor. There's more metallic tube and factory taste than actual flavoring from spices or caviar.

Danish is very easy to understand for us. You only got to drink four beers, then you are on the wavelengths

no it literally tastes like salty fishy vagina juice and cum with an aftertaste that reminds of iron

but damn if it doesn't lift you up in the morning

Would I like it if I like the smelly rotten stuff that Asians make?

What do you usually put it on?

this
kaviar on hard boiled eggs
yummy cummy

bread
butter
kaviar

bread
butter
eggs
kaviar

egg
kaviar

some mad lads just squeeze it into a spoon and eat it

Based.

i just squeeze it on a hole soft boiled egg and eat it in one go

Interesting. Not sure if I'll ever encounter it anywhere but if I do then I'll give it a go.

it is not really one of those things you try and like the first time, kalles kaviar is a lot like snus or smoking, it takes som time to get in to it