Why haven't you covered to Islam yet?

It will

Oh Lord have mercy, I need to get one of those

Because I'm not going to hell over some pussy

can't convert if you already are muslim
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Because Islam is a false religion and a basic study into it will confirm it

Dont wan to to give away my foreskin.
Dick already short enough
Dont wanna pray like 5 times a day in toilet
And this

Explain

One basic thing is their account on Jesus. No matter what your belief in him was, he without a doubt existed and died on a cross. Every contemporary historical source (both Christian/Jewish and everyone else) from within 30 years of his death all day he died on a cross. Islam is the one "historical" source that claims Jesus never died. A historical source written 600 years after the fact nonetheless

in islam,his soul was "lifted" so he didn't have to endure the pain so jesus does die on a cross in islam too

Though I do respect Muslims as they practice in the Americas and Oceania, most in the old world tend to look down on Occultists like myself, and in Islam one of the unforgivable sins that will damn you to hell is idolization of the occult and spirits, meaning that there would be no use in me converting.

Jesus did suffer pain, a lot of it. Cruxifiction was such a horrible death to endure. Even his soul was pained when God had left him, "my God, why have you forsaken me?'

Hnnnnnngg

Because I'm wh*te I guess?

Taqiyya right there
Also, Muhammed apparantly rode a pegasus-like creature from Mecca, to Jerusalem and up through the heavens (yes, plurals), which he later that night returned from. 10/10 fairytale, he even marries a 6yo girl, and consumates it when she is 9. True gentleman. He deserves to be the only man allowed to have more than four wives

here my Muslim mom was fucked by a Catholic guy and giving birth two 3 kids including me, both keep their religion themselves and gave freedom to their kids to choose the religion

Cause I apostatized

I hope you and your siblings chose Catholicism like cultured and educated people.

So because of the actions of your parents you chose to be Muslim?

Fucking based Dane
Because "the prophet" of that religion is a fucking pedophile and warlord.

>in toilet
What did he mean by this

Not sure but in college I had to take a trip to the local mosque and when I went to the bathroom the toilet was on the ground and looked like this. Also the mosque smelled like sweaty feet and cous cous.

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Catholic
my sibling choose muslim

It is said that it was made looking like he was crucified. So the Quran is not contradicting with your statement.

That they said (in boast), "We killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah";- but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no (certain) knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not:-

No the Quran makes the story more ridiculous

Because it's crap.