There's literally nothing to do or see in Brazil. There are literally zero attractions that aren't thrash or shit-tier...

But Brazil has H I S T O R Y

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I have been fine, thanks for asking brazilian bro
Listen
At least you have way more history and culture than we have and will ever have, cheer up
Everythings gonna be alright friend

>to see
>looking at things
lmao what a cuck hahaha kys famalam

Why don' you just move to Denmark? lmao

lol gay

I am not fully ready to move out yet
Still thinking about what it is that I really want in life
I am undergoing drastic change in mentality and behaviour
I need a bit more time to self reflect and try to not make the same disastrous mistakes I've made in the past

The main attraction of brazil is the street culture. I wanna visit just to fuck around and talk to people and get into some trouble. Also bunda

There is nothing wrong in being brazilian.
Hue.

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Can't afford to go to Minas gerais, sorry.

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Sounds like living in the midwest.

I do want to visit Grönland

Where do i go

Shouldn't you be posting on arcanine now?

>Sounds like living in the midwest.
It is but a million times worse.

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There is really nowhere to go friend

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do you live in nuuk? is nuuk the way most greenlanders pronounce it or do they say godthåb?

I dont believe that

Your capital thorshamn i will visit

Wanna MEET Up fren

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Ahahahahahahaha good shot

thorshavn is the faroe islands, retard

Jag är din konung pojk

Lyd min vilja

Eller dö

Godthåb was the previous of name our capital
Everyone calls it Nuuk now
It's pretty ironic that the name Godthåb literally translates to "good hope" even though there is no hope of ever obtaining true happiness in this cursed Island

You can always come to brazil.

Are three beutiful White nords there

Never heard of thorshavn so I am not sure if we can even meet up at all

>There's literally nothing to do or see in Brazil. There are literally zero attractions that aren't thrash or shit-tier, and even if you go to these there are few. There's nothing to do here, In gonna fucking die of boredom at staying at home 24/7.

So fucking true. Sick of this shit-hole. Everywhere u go is violent and dangerous and all of the """attractions""" are shit-tier. And teenagers won't do any sports because it's muh expensive, so you end up having to be an apartment rat.

There's snow and white pussy. All of which Brazil doesn't have.

I don't know, maybe there is a slight chance of three beautiful nord ladies being up here but I don't think that's worth the risk of becoming depressed by staying here for too long

Sure snow is comfy and all but too much of it can have a negative impact on your mental health or at least it does on me
>white pussy
We are not white friend

idk, these guys made it seem like a pretty based travel destination;
youtube.com/watch?v=E4_aELwKzWA

>white pussy
Most people in Greenland are natives or breed with natives.

My invitation is still up. Just put a pair of flip flops and you will fit right in.

Gib Kimi bf

Thanks brazilianon
Sounds pretty exciting that you could get killed anytime without notice
Seems pretty based, exhilarating and thrilling to me

They should've swimmed with the Piranhas in the Amazon river. Sounds like fun!

youtube.com/watch?v=Otma2yvjil0

have sex

That's what you get for coming here you dumb faggot. We don't even have more potato chips flavors other than fuckin onion or salt flavor. stfu

Gay sex?

There's a lot of hot women you can creepshot then fap to

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>history is important
Visiting a country for its """history""" is soy as fuck.

You can always come here too, fren.

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But based on your tv dramas Turkey is a safe european first world country with barely any petty crime

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t. davido kun the fat english teacher trying desperately to get ugly chink pussy

Thank you Turkey
It means alot to me to be welcomed by other countries

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I wouldn't be posting on Jow Forums at 15 o'clock if I were a teacher.

t. Onur

Well, the safety situation here is similar to Chile and Argentina, but I didn't mean my post as an invitation for a "dangerous experience" anyway, I just thought he'd like to visit here.

Same

I would like to visit Amazon wilderness and meet wild tribes there.

>Coming from an actual cultureless shithole
Do you even bossa nova and samba, Paco?

Turkey is first world in the Western and coastal regions, and Middle East tier in the Eastern regions.

What is it like growing up in Greenland? How much do things cost and how easy is it to get a job, how do people support themselves financially? Have you been overseas? Does everyone live in Nuuk?

bunda gostosa

A gallon of milk costs $20 in the far north of Canada, so probably similar.

>can't afford trips to nice places
>there are literally zero attractions

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Can't you just go and explore the Amazon if you wished?

>What is it like growing up in Greenland
It was a good place to grow up before smartphones and social media came to be
>How much do things cost
Everything is a bit expensive, most things gets exported from other countries
>how easy is it to get a job
Probably pretty easy but you have to be able to tolerate incompetent idiots in order to keep your sanity intact
>how do people support themselves financially?
Free gibs from government
>Have you been overseas?
Of course, I've been to Denmark many times and Iceland once
>Does everyone live in Nuuk?
No but most of us live there as it is the capital of Greenland

Do you like Denmark?

Yes
Why wouldn't I?
People there are very nice and understanding unlike us

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What do you mean by "understanding"?

An example is when you talk about your problems, Danes are more likely to understand what you are talking where as most Greenlanders wouldn't as they don't care anyway

*about

I see. Do you think you'd find yourself moving to Denmark later down the road, perhaps?

how about sex and trannies? isn't that why people go to brazil?

That is why you guys only get sex tourists and similar. You can get a pretty young Gaucha in POA for 100USD.

Yeah, hopefully this year

To what town/city?

Idk
I would prefer a place where people aren't noisy

southern brazil has the prettiest white women i have seen in person and i have traveled quite a bit

pic: the only mugshot of a white brazilian - the german god guilherme schmidt damo - he is a pediatrician

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western turkey is better than argentina

I've always wondered the same about the Netherlands. I mean you can do drugs in Amsterdam and puke on the streets, it's fun for a day or two, but I have no idea what you can see and do here for a week or so

Hey, retarded cucaracha.

Brazilians tourist numbers are low cause the bureaucracy to gets a viza to enter Brazil as a tourist is annoying as fuck and so people tend to prefer other countries cause of that. The current administration is trying to change it.

You being ignorant cunt and not knowing Brazil's culture don't make us cultureless, imbecile.