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you will always be ugly
Speak for yourself Elephant man
post beautiful yet respectable women
Liquor stores will all be closed by the time I get home and don't want to drink beer from the corner shop ffs
how can you respect women when at the end of the day you know they enjoy to have a cock slide in and out of them
then don't drink you degenerate
as long as it's my small willer i can respect it
hit the gym and get a haircut
just wanted to remind everyone of my dashing haircut
Listening to an audiobook 2x speed because I have 95 iq
I love alcohol though
Get those pieces of metal out of your face you degenerate
do not engage the attention whoring freak
I'm gonna go full powermode and make it 3x, here we go, i'm going in
Looking fresh, lad.
you looking for trouble? /
any juggalos in?
let me suck your ring poop
Wtf is this bro?
niggers are a bad joke
I think it just goes to show that SA's racial and ethnic identities are different than what we're dealing with in the US
Will you be voting EFF in the coming elections?
they're fucking pathetic
Drinking is honestly so based
Whites should not have to interact with them. Doing so sucks valuable time and attention that could go towards something much more productive. Don't have the patience to deal with people who have the vocabulary and cognitive levels of a 5 year old.
kid shows him eyes
he knocks his balls for several boundaries
The duracell just keeps on running, wtf is going on with him lads?
as the system collapses the censorship and oppression will get worse
You've got Boers vs Anglos vs Bantu vs Bush people vs every other plethora of nignog tribal groups.
Why is waking up so hard
Don't have the patience to deal with people who have the vocabulary and cognitive levels of a 5 year old.
spend all his free time on /brit/
Nothing to look forward to
coked up innit
the FBI are political enforcers
what do I have to do x3
yeah prove my love to you
just last night I was reminded
of just how bad things had gotten and
just how sick I had become
le stupid nigger meme
racism seems awfully narrow-minded and irrational, like something a nigger would do
you're not a nigger are you user?
How is this relevant to British culture, friendo?
I'm a 9th generation Anglo South African
its nice to know im not the only juggalo that lurks here
Did British citizens not settle in South Africa?
Smoking weed again lads.
white south africans are dutch settlers
what I mean is that I don't think it's worth us Americans to identify with or try to understand or pass judgement on what's going on in South Africa and just project our own situation and identities on them
on the surface it looks similar but it's quite different
not worth getting upset or fixated about
You're a 1000th generation cunt
lots are anglos
Only if you didn't come to that conclusion on your own. If you were just born into a poor redneck family that hates other races out of ignorance than yes. But if you came to hate them from experience and knowledge of genetics and IQ testing than you are patrician.
No. The vast vast majority of white south africans are dutch.
Why does history attract autistic cretins in sixth form?
Some are yes, I put down Boers. You conquered them than starting settling yourselves.
that's pretty far back what time did your family arrive there?
like my family has been here for around 13 generations but that's back to the mid-17th century
the FBI are no different from the stasi
Not him but SA was a part of the British Empire. Pretty sure there were SOME Anglos.
Want to inhale some of the devils lettuce but I decided I'm not going to do it before bed anymore
This, but with Jews
History is just larping but in real life
we live in a police state
going to procure some smoke leaves soon
What made you decide that
And do you smoke a pen or a bong or what
We live in global Weimar Republic
But if you came to hate them from experience and knowledge of genetics and IQ testing than you are patrician.
ever look at your balls and realise that they are constantly moving
Descendant of Richard Philip King, me.
mboko is seething
I just told you in the post you replied to that I put down Boers. There are whites in South Africa that were Anglo settlers from after you conquered it. Why are you being retarded?
my eye balls?
Yeah and the willy. You know after wanking I just sometimes look at my willy shrink back
Also when pissing it stretches longer
The bollock bag does the same, sometimes it contracts
And yet you didn't do the most politically incorrect thing and this is to deny the enlightenment ideal of equality and humanism. Fuck niggers.
leftists on some level know they have state power
He's a brainlet he can't help it, genetics
your family must have really quick generations
7 generations back for me is the revolutionary war
How can you have such poor knowledge of your own colonies or is it just more of the brits dindu nuffin attitude when it comes to your crimes in colonialism
There are whites in South Africa that were Anglo settlers from after you conquered it.
Things move quickly down here, lad.
Pay attention to me please
He's just a spacker
intellectual power hour i see
am laid in bed all comfy like and doing a cheeky little /brit/ blog
Literally a 2 second google search
Offcier Doug, how are you
cute car you chink cunt
mental how someone actually sat down and devoted what i would estimate to be several hours of their life to drawing this
He's taking the piss.
Leftists are too dependent on the state. Leftists hate liberal right wing ideals like deregulation and anarchy.
it balances out though because im a brainlet
Quite shattered lad. currently munching on dark chocolate digestives
tomorrow is another god damn day
I want to remember my dreams and also when I smoke before bed I frequently wake up depressed
On a train. Will be on a train for the next hr and a half
Dying to sleep
you look like a maori
Who've you been monitoring tonight, mate? Any dirt?
all i want from tomorrow is to get it better than today
A RANGSIT University research team has revealed that its studies had shown a cannabinoid extract could help treat lung cancer.
gambling is for fags
Life is a gamble
Can't get into detail lad but a lot of it involves leftypol
A tiny community massively dwarfed by the Afrikaners (the actual white south africans)
quite like the food in the tuck shop at work it just needs bigger portions
Oh wow. A university study???? Woaaahhhh
currently watching some poor lad move chairs around by holding them with hand towels
framing this and hanging it above my bed
autistic people are so weird
so so weird, like a different breed of human
the NPC meme is very real
yes, especially amongst the alt-right
Ah so there ARE Anglo settlers? Obtuse little cretin
oh look its thailad
thailad i have a billion dollar idea for you mate
Oh yeah? Frame this
*flops my cock out*
Can't get into detail
Ah so there ARE Anglo settlers?
not in any significant amount, a reason white south african and afrikaner are synonyms for each other
I want to have a sniff of Emma Watson’s bum.
2 things about me
I am a proud member of the alt right
I am attracted to irish lads
Business idea: Production line of females
the FBI is a corrupt and discredited institution
what does this have to do with british culture?
Zizek is readypilled but also bluepilled
Yeah, her, but being assembled in a factory
It's autismoyank screaming into the void as usual
love getting sucked off
Business idea: Autonomous cock
Imagine the smell
right so the way i think of it is a cross between youtube netflix and podcasts almost right
so you have this streaming service where you can watch movies and tv shows right. seems pretty boring its been done before but heres where i spice things up right
people can record themselves, audio and/ or video of themselves watching the movie or show and give their commentary the whole way through
so picture this right
you sit down to watch the newest start wars film and part way through you decide you want to know how pewdiepie feels about the movie so you pause it and find pewdiepies commentary and click play and it starts off back where you were and pewdiepie is talking with you about the movie
eventually you would get all kinds of celebrities doing them and you can have it open too like youtube where anybody can do it but it you can keep them private for only friends kind of thing or you can try and make it
also just thought of this now but what if you did something where you could have the movie or show sync up with a mate while you were watching? would be like watching a movie with a mate but not actually being there
had a dream about it and i thought it was a billion dollar idea and wanted you to have the exclusive rights to it
people who play nigger music in public should be shot without trial
Would absolutely heem this skinny little sex pest
I am a fan of the smiths
Officer Doug back at it again
Surprise surprise another bender that listens to the smiths
stop replying to yourself, chinkoid cunt
What are you doing in New Zealand Malaponte?
Good idea. Add Aryan super soldiers too
also people with dreadlocks, regardless of colour, immediate death sentence
He isn't me, he really works for GCHQ JTRIG
I am very lonely
Imagine smelling beautiful Emma’s farts.
i wonder if thailad even read my post
sounds like a great idea that'll never get off the ground without ample funding to buy licences for things people actually want to watch. I'd say the real goal would be to look enough like actual potential competition to someone like Netflix would just buy you out for a few million and you can call it a day.
The Beatles are shit, however
The kiwi has begun an esoteric gimmick
Vaginas are just inside-out willies.
isn’t netflix losing a ton of money and basically just working as a propaganda machine at this point
what might that be
I've no idea but it wouldn't surprise me.
okay i think ill try pitch my idea at my dad who is a billionaire see what he can do for me
sounds good, float me some startup capital and I'll get to work.
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He should run off a cliff with his family in the "whip" like an old Hollywood movie
tfw little facial hair or body hair but hairy as fuck balls and arsecrack
tfw full beard by 15 (not a paki)
arse hair like head hair
legs like a gorilla
chest hair looks like fucking pubes straightened
body hair keeps you warm in the winter
don't care if they go tits up, just wish they hadn't put a dedicated button for netflix on my tellie remote.
Got a full beard at 20 but had a hairy arse crack and balls at 16/17
Netlfix made their biggest profit in 2018...
Waist down is hairy as fuck for me. Barely got anything on my arms or chest, and can't grow a proper beard. But of course my crotch, ass, and legs are like a jungle.
i'd sling one up her
just wish they hadn't put a dedicated button for netflix on my tellie remote.
netflix's business model is outdated
NEED a gf with a southern accent
Did the Holocaust really happen lads?
go to see a movie by myself
booked the best seat in the house a week beforehand (direct middle)
someone sits next to me by themselves, can't see clearly in the dark
thin, long hair, sits with her legs crossed
does feminine things throughout the movie like putting her hands over her eyes and getting overly shocked
figure if she looks cute in the light I'll do the whole "did you like the movie?" and veer towards getting something to eat
lights go on
'she' is some gangly young guy with long hair
haha yeah alri Barry Bushballs
evidently not considering it keeps gaining subscribers and keeps growing profits
He doesn't know about Food Streaming. Nigger, your mind ain't finna be ready for dis. Hear me out hear me out: Unlimited McDonald's Food Streaming. Tree fiddy a month.
yes but the numbers were greatly exaggerated
its a saturated market
why did you delet
what should I buy/plan for my dad, he has a bday coming
got hair all over except my legs and arms
make him a binder with print outs of your favourite /brit/ threads
my legs are pretty hairy and so is my tummy but i've got no chest hair at all
well as I say, evidently it isn't
a new son
a mealy mouthed response
or arm hair*
why dont you ask him?
i've lost tons of weight lads
at the beginning of the year i was 30 pounds fatter than i am right now
shit never gets old
I want to smell Emma Watson’s stinky farts and lick her butt.
how'd you do it?
piss in my mouth
Alexa, this one's for you
*sets up the kit*
let's see if I can still play it
cut out fast food and soda from my diet
it's literally that easy
No holocaust denier has ever been able to provide an alternate explanation as to where the 6 million Jews went
I physically cannot watch this in it's entirety
I have that shit every day and I'm as thin as a stick
can't stop watching youtube documentaries
Haha, same. Was in the Terry Richardson thread.
bought last year and christmas
sounds good, was thinking of taking him out for coffee and stuff
I asked, he wants a pull-up caravan which costs even 5000e in used. he has almost everything
Crawled back into the skirting board and popped out in your ma's bank manager's analysts' hedge fund
did I win?
Israel after they took Germany's money
dunno whats worse, that you had two stone of excess weight just from eating fast food or that you think all weight loss is that easy
are you just eating fastfood?
i was eating fastfood everyday and then would snack on other unhealthy stuff throughout the day
They were sent off on Nazi rockets to the moon
Anyone had opiate painkillers? They sound really good
i changed entirely my eating habits
i eat only good and healthy food now
i also changed my portion sizes as well
thinking you need a secret to lose weight
it's literally just calories in: calories out and being consistent with it so you metabolism adapts
just calculated it myself and the figure is closer to 1,500 a day
not a mamas boy like you
he has a pet woman
I think you just threw that out there so no.. close though
they're very addicting
sound unreasonable to expect such an expensive gift
my dad always says wait til the sales are on to get him a present the cheap cunt
once told thailad about an idea i had for a billion dollar idea and he told me that my idea wasnt worth the spit in his mouth and he spit on me then a week later in the mail i got a bill from thailad for his spit
Lord give me a gf. And make her a pale, raven haired qt from the British isles.
Thailad probably is Jewish
Arrogant creepy sex pest
said to my da i'm the best gift i could ever get you and he said do you come with a receipt
never bought a gift for anyone because i don't believe in gift giving simple as
Israel’s total population was less than 6 million until the 90s
literal heaven on earth
opioids are a gift from god
do you eat fastfood for breakfest, lunch, and dinner?
doing a teleological wank
I'll be filing a formal protest about this decision, check your inbox.
this is fake news
oy vey *shuts it down*
hey, fuck you and fuck your language
he always gives us pretty expensive stuff too (not that expensive though)
6 gazillion is a figure made from thin air
a lot of them collected money and either stayed in europe or went to israel
not impressed in the slightest
ok i believe you
reviewbrah eats one fastfood meal a day and hes skinny
yes, I got them for my wisdom teeth, not sure why
best part about them is you don't have to do anything while enjoying them
Hmmm... so this is the land of the free...
there really are no repercussions for being a 9/11 conspiracy theorist
didn’t get shit when they removed my 4 wisdom teeth st the same time or when i got braces
feel cheated now
i'm actually not autistic
i was offered them for my surgery but i am gonna refuse them because i know i'd get addicted
The Jews don't control th-
that as well
kikes are idiots
this is only going to raise awareness and get normal people questioning israel lmao
you're a terrible game theorist
Netanyahu is going to name a community in the Golan Heights after Trump
That's my band
502 and the bad gateways
people hate double standards
his Zionism is unprecedented
if you knew nothing else about trump you could infer that he's jewish
he has jewish grandkids lad
he definitely is jewish
I'm in a cover band called the B-502's
when will the anguish stop
when you get in front of it
spiritually he definitely is
not a clue what you meant by this
that post which was linked literally made reddit collectively go "well isn't it unconstitutional?" like think about how mind boggling that is
might change into the ol jimjams and hit the hay figuratively speaking
don't you think they've anticipated the pushback it will have before they did it? they know people will cry, they don't give a fuck, whine on twitter all day if you wish, we own your institutions and government. your president is one of us and schemes for us, he drops bombs for us. we do whatever we want and if you point this out in public you're breaking the law and will be imprisoned, and if you resist this well then you will be shot dead, you silly nigger
are you still wearing normal day clothes?
if i’m alone at home you can bet i’m either nude or in my jamas
Not wearing your silk kimono?
is one of my compatriots known for the wearing of silk kimonos
Shabbos goy at the least
thinking about throwing away all my dirty dishes and just getting new ones instead of washing them
mummmmmmmmmmm mum the jews have turned me into a nigger, mum!
i'm a nigger, mum!
yeah mum, no no not the twerking and stuff, but i'm talking about the chains mu no not the bling bling mum, the chains like the like like in the movie mum. no they made that too mum no not the the chains on the no not the gold chains mum the slave chains you silly bitch! i'm the nigger now mum
this, but with people
want to do this myself
just use stainless steel plates
easy to clean
trick is only to have 1 of everything so you always wash it
porcelain is much easier to clean
can't microwave them
if a microwave was bigger i would have climbed into one long ago
Due to personal reasons I'll be sleeping for 13 hours
me? use those plastic party plates and cutlery year-round
in the bin with leftovers, no worries
Why not just use an oven
how big is your oven cunt?
same here absolutely niggered can’t wait for tonight
what's the car model you see doomers driving in those doomer meme videos?
might get one just to fulfill the prophecy even further
An Oven was big enough for Sylvia Plath
then sri lanka
your local church...
she was a woman
i have bigger lungs
using the microwave when you can cook real food
awh sweet dreams qt <3
what if i want to reheat something
can I make it anymore obvious?
always cook for two then reheat it the next day myself
I might be odd but I have a kind heart
the right wing simply cannot be stopped
its the forward march of history at this point
the left can cry and scream and do all they can to spite them but its inevitable
Think the trick to life is to never be embarrassed about anything
Where's the new thread?
GO TRUMP! You rock! Trump is cool! Trump is right! I'm going to become a kike!
It's actually to be a retard
ask not what /brit/ can do for you, ask yourself what you can do for /brit/
never mentioned trump once in my post
seems he lives in your head rent free
i dont even like him and his presidency is a failure
im talking about the tone and direction of society and culture
looks like the leftoids are pretty firmly in control to me
Westminster Polls now giving Labour a clear lead:
• BMG (Labour +4%)
• Delta (Labour +5%)
• Survation (Labour +4%)
• Kantar (Labour +4%)
• Hanbury (Labour +9%)
• Opinium (Labour +7%)
• ComRes (Labour +10%)
• YouGov (Labour +1%)
• ORB (Labour +3%
Average Lead: +5%
Thought about headbutting a wall until I'm crippled before
Think you're just an optimist
but they're acting frantic and paranoid
missing my point entirely
this 4 day week feels no faster than a 5 day week
I've never started a brit thread. I'm not worthy
/brit/ goes in all fields
just follow these wise words
i tried to make one once and forgot to put /brit/ in the subject
jews have a penchant for cannibalism
Ello good morning governor
Making a thread
when they're proven to drastically incorrect again how long will it take you to forget and quote them as proof of anything?
what if i shit my pants