What happens here?

The only thing I know about them is they are all that's left of real Chinese culture and they are super LBTQ friendly.

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Taiwan is the best asian country

What happens? Starwar and starlord having a light saber fight

The good chinamen

>What happens here?
Nothing, stay home burgers
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qt grills and the best mandarin accent

I'm not interested in going, I'm just curious about life there.

TSMC

Taiwan is a rogue terrorist state.

Here's your answer

Girls are easy

how well can zhangs read this?

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America is dull

Why won't mainland let you be sovereign?

Here, I will start you out with a simple lesson:

一 is 1
二 is 2
三 is 3

Congrats, you now know 三 characters
Go learn more!

:(

they wipe BEEG MURICAN ASSES

>Why would they concede defeat in a civil war Hur dur

That's an emoji, what are you posting an emoji for?

That poem isn't that autistic if you use any other "dialect" besides mandarin.

because I was too lazy to post a reaction pic instead

they fear 強大的台灣

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v-vocaroo?

you really have problems, you know that?

very much so

打倒国民党
解放全台湾

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>that picture
typical self righteous taiwanese

Mao was coward.

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Why sad? You now know three more characters than you did yesterday
Each day, learn 3 more. Within 1 year, you will know 1000+ characters

I'm t-too shy for that, a-user.

>Loses despite of superior numbers and American support, retreats to Taiwan.

The battered themselves fighting the Japanese. The communist cowards just sat back and watched.

wow

the literal shit chain of command doesn't help either

the whole mandate of heaven is pure retardation recipe for disunity, always some upstart scheming to take all rather than working together

>republic of china
>mandate of heaven

It’s too damn HOT in this place

just google you retarded mutt
cantonese:
« Si1 si6 sik6 si1 si2 »
Sek6 sat1 si1 si6 si1 si6, si3 si1, sai6 sik6 sap6 si1.
Si6 si4 si4 sik1 si5 si6 si1.
Sap6 si4, sik1 sap6 si1 sik1 si5.
Si6 si4, sik1 si1 si6 sik1 si5.
Si6 si6 si6 sap6 si1, ci5 ci2 sai3, si2 si6 sap6 si1 sai6 sai3.
Si6 sap6 si6 sap6 si1 si1, sik1 sek6 sat1.
Sek6 sat1 sap1, si6 si2 si6 sik1 sek6 sat1.
Sek6 sat1 sik1, si6 ci2 si3 sik6 si6 sap6 si1.
Sik6 si4, si6 sik1 si6 sap6 si1 si1, sat6 sap6 sek6 si1 si1.
Si3 sik1 si6 si6.
Wu
《施(syu)氏(zyu)食(zeq)狮(sy)史(sy)》
石(zaq)室(seq)诗(sy)士(zy)施(syu)氏(zyu),嗜(zyu)狮(sy),誓(seq)食(zeq)十(zeq)狮(sy)。
施(syu)氏(zyuì)时(zy)时(zy)适(seq)市(zy)视(zyu)狮(sy)。
十(zeq)时(zy),适(seq)十(zeq)狮(sy)适(seq)市(zy)。
是(zy)时(zy),适(seqì)施(syu)氏(zyu)适(seq)市(zy)。
施(syu)氏(zyu)视(zy)是(zy)十(zeq)狮(sy),恃(zyu)矢(syu)势(syu),
使(sy)是(zy)十(zeq)狮(sy)逝(zyu)世(syu)。
氏(zyu)拾(seq)是(zy)十(zeq)狮(sy)尸(syu),适(seq)石(zeq)室(seq)。
石(zaq)室(seq)湿(seq),氏(zyu)使(sy)侍(zy)拭(seq)石(zaq)室(seq)。
石(zaq)室(seq)拭(seq),氏(zyu)始(syu)试(syu)食(zeq)是(zy)十(zeq)狮(sy)。
食(zeq)时(zy),始(syu)识(zeq)是(zy)十(zeq)狮(sy)尸(sy),实(zeq)十(zeq)石(zaq)狮(sy)。
试(syu)释(seq)是(zy)事(zy)

Still
Pretty autistic

He was asking how well the Chinese could read it, not for a translation, dumbass.
Spoken, it's gibberish, but it's fairly easy to read it and understand it.

>LBTQ
What does LBTQ mean?

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>they are super LBTQ friendly
Gay marriage was rejected by almost 70% of the votes in a recent referendum

*voters

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Battered themselves fighting the Japanese doesn't excuse them from losing to peasants. If anything, doing most of the fighting should mean your army is better experienced and you're the ones winning hearts and minds. But they did not, and lost hard to fucking Mao of all people.

Tits

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They'll get eaten up by Samsung in 5-10 years

Island chinks BTFO, foundries will soon be ours too

Stillwell tried to assassinate Chiang and install himself as commander in chief of China's armies at the height of WW2, but his american subordinates such as Chennault sided with Chiang. Post WW2 he successfully lobbied to have all military support to KMT cut off when the civil war started to heat up and Stalin openly supported Mao

>doing most of the fighting should mean your army is better experienced and you're the ones winning hearts and minds.
Not the guy you're replying to but this is probably the dumbest argument I've ever seen on Jow Forums. Getting experience doesn't mean anything when you lose half your men and equipment in every battle. Do you know how badly that affects morale? I'm not even going to bother responding to your second point.
>lost hard to fucking Mao of all people.
Say what you want about Mao but he was extremely talented at guerrilla tactics as well as garnering public support. His flaws lie in policy making and basically anything related to running a country.

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>dumbest argument I've ever seen on Jow Forums
Oh please, lurk more.
>lose half your men and equipment in every battle
And they still had a number advantage and american material advantage.
>how badly that affects morale
Their morale was bad is due to the fact they were incompetent fucks who flooded their own country as a battle tactic. That has nothing to do with "doing most of the fighting".
>extremely talented at guerrilla tactics as well as garnering public support. His flaws lie in policy making and basically anything related to running a country.
Ok, I sort of agree with this. Chiang though with all his experience was a massive fucking disappointment.

Based and Stillwell-pilled. How could one man be so retarded?

their whole northern expedition to bring down the warlords and unify china has its basis in mandate of heaven

The British and Japanese should have split China between them, installed puppet monarchs, and killed all the nationalists and communists.

>His flaws lie in policy making and basically anything related to running a country.
if you really think about it, it may be intentional

he came to power promising peasants emancipation and to give them land taken from the land owning class as reward for support, this policy garnered him near unlimited manpower

once power is established he realised that production can only be urban based rather than rural based, rural china cannot hope to industrialise since they are well country bumpkin morons

he then further realised that the peasants will soon find out they got hoodwinked but since the peasants are drooling retards convince them to kill sparrows and melt down pots and pans into shit metal that even poverty tier soviets did not want, resulting in millions of morons dying

2 bird 1 stone, removed dumb uppity peasants and gain urban support

If he was a KGB agent, then he did his job excellently

what the fuck is this map about, the taiwanese view on the world? is this suppose to be ironic?

Yes, it's full of in-jokes poking fun of how little the average taiwanese knows about the world

>what the fuck is this map about, the korean view on the world? is this suppose to be ironic?

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yeh kinda felt like it was
ye thats suppose to be ironic too

LGBTBBQ

What does this shit say

>Installed puppet monarchs, and killed all the nationalists and communists
Unless if you want to purge the Chinese population to a degree unprecedented since the depopulation of the Americas, that's impossible.

Did I ever claim KMT was not a corrupt incompetent mess of a government? All I am saying is that your argument makes no goddamn sense. How in the hell does fighting the Japanese benefit the KMT? The loss in manpower, resources and morale far outweigh any hypothetical experience that could be gained, which can't even be applied against the CCP as the Japanese are not guerrilla fighters. When your greatest support base is in cities you are left with zero sympathizers when all the cities you hold are contested and in ruins, leaving only CCP's support base, mostly villages and minor towns, unharmed. The Japanese invasion was a major factor in the KMT losing the civil war and this is generally agreed on by any reputable historian. Your argument is the dumbest I've seen on Jow Forums as I do not consider shitflinging as arguments, and you are seriously debating a subject you have done little research on.

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all the stupid theories about HWAN empire, also nice digits

Sounds good to me. Let's do it.

Huoh chuchiuh
Ren jinnlai
Gaushyong fa dah tsair.

Now that you mention it starving millions of retarded peasants to death is just a really successful eugenics program.

Hello Teddy Law are you Chinese or Cantonese nowadays?
Do you like PRC?

No, he's right. Stay home, burger.

>The communist cowards just sat back and watched.

And they STILL kicked American forces out of North Korea.

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LBTQ IS ALL ABOUT IT??!!

I translated the TW (old) meme map. Your turn

UK: Hogwart's School of Magic
Baltic Sea: 菠蘿麵包的海 Sea de Merou-pan (tw meme)
Scandinavia: Very cold
Europe: Afternoon tea all day and never work
Russia: VITAS very awesome (this has some old memes)
Caucuas: Persian cat kitten farm
Siberia: Full of trees
Africa: Mommy says I finish my food or I get sent here
Turkey: Soldiers
Mid-Asia: War
Arabia: Desert
India: Turu Turu Tu Da Da Da
Mongolia: Ours (ROC cannot revoke its claim without a PRC invasion)
China: Evil fraudulent knockoff exports country
Korea: They say they invented the entire world
Japan: JAV films everywhere
Indochina: They seem okay (and all alike)
Pinoy: Lots of maids named Maria
Australia: Ruled by Abbos
New Zealand: Ruled by sheep
Hawaii: Hapa factory
Alaska: Heaven
Canada W: Brokeback Mountain
Canada E: End up here if too poor for US tuition (postgraduate studies)
USA: EVIL EMPIRE
California: Boat people (illegal immigrants)
NY: Chien-Ming Wang (only famous guy from tw pretty much)
Louisiana: Illegal oil drilling
Mexico: Crime
Bahamas: Our diplomatic partners
South America: Everyone's kicking soccer
Argentina: Don't Cry for Me (argentina??)

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>How in the hell does fighting the Japanese benefit the KMT
You seem to be under the assumption that I consider the Japanese invasion to be entirely a good thing for the Nationalists, when all I said was that it should've made KMT's divisions fight better due to greater experience, and have greater "press" due to proving to the masses that you're not faggots who wouldn't die for his country . Not (experience+good press) trumps (morale and manpower losses)

>can't even be applied against the CCP as the Japanese are not guerrilla fighters
1946-1949 most of the civil war was field battles, not guerrilla warfare. (see Liaoshen Campaign)

>leaving only CCP's support base, mostly villages and minor towns, unharmed.
The great yellow river flood begs to differ. The villages and minor towns became the CCP's support base due to the fact they were harmed, mostly due to the failures of the KMT.

>major factor in the KMT losing the civil war
It was only a major factor due to the fact they fucked up. Chiang didn't treat the Japs as a serious enemy compared to the reds and was generally an asshole and lost lot of support in his own base of power.(read Xi'an incident) In the war, the common soldiers of the KMT proved to be capable and brave, but the upper management proved themselves to be incompetent baffons, leading to the mass defections near the end of the civil war. The sino-japanese war was an opportunity both for the nationalists and the communists, the former to gain a greater sense of unity, and the latter a chance to even the playing field, which we know who won. Saying the Japs were the deciding factor in the civil war is stupid and takes blame away from the KMT who had all the chances in the world to win it.

How the uk lost Hong Kong?

>Chinese or Cantonese
Neither
>Do you like PRC?
Could be worst. Despite their flaws, they have the mandate of heaven, and no matter if the state is communist, democratic or facist, I will help insure dominance for the Middle Kingdom and it's vassalization of the west and the world.

By being British.

laissez-faire nigger
Hong Kong with big goverment is no longer Hong Kong.

Ah you fell for the direct rule from Beijing meme, Besides maybe a few major cities like Beijing, Tianjin, Shanghai, Shenzhen etc... THERE IS NO BIG GOVERNMENT IN CHINA. It's fucking chaotic here. On paper the government should have lots of power, but due to it's sheer size, China is more decentralized than what most people think, similar to that of America where each state (province in this case) has laws that differ greatly from what the feds want.

One major example of how decentralized China is is that despite the central government wanting to reduce the reliance of fossil fuel and push nuclear and green energy, local authorities build more anyway cause money lol. Another more localized example is when some villagers built a statue of Mao and later removed, or that other time where the local government cut off the internet from their own citizens because they kept on complaining about cell tower radiation, and that other numerous times were people moved to other provinces with corrupt officials to avoid prosecution... etc.

Big government barely exists in the mainland, and you foreigners are hilarious if you think the level of government contro in SAR Hong Kongl is more than that of colonial era Hong Kong. The only time Hong Kong actually had some sort of control over it's own affairs was just a few years before the handover, as a way for the bongs to engrave the democracy meme into the minds of young people in HK. HK doesn't have to be an independent city state, nor is it currently directly part of Beijing. It's current level of autonomy is fine, just that it's leaders is not so.

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>Britain repeatedly put pressure on Portugal not to grant nationality to its colonial residents in Macau to prevent Hongkongers asking for the same treatment ahead of the two cities’ return to Chinese rule, recently declassified documents have revealed.
why do hong kongers miss these cunts again?

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So you mean Hong Kongers can choose their local leaders freely, not just select leaders from list from Beijing.

What you are saying is not so foreign in Socialist states.

>Turkey: Soldiers

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