What are German foreigners in your country like?

What are German foreigners in your country like?
Have you ever even met a German person in real life?

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I sae a couple in Sweden

They feel like budget Swedes

Less beutiful Clever and has a smäller spirit

I meet German tourists nearly every summer. I think they're nice.
Like us but with a slightly different type of autism.

We have them. The only ones I met were my old neighbors as a kid. They grew up in Nazi Germany, and the husband was in the Hitler youth. Never really heard any stories from them except they said they remember the air sirens and hiding during bombings. They're probably not alive anymore.

when i studied in finland i had a swedish professor who would mention germany in every lecture. for some reason he was obsessed with it. he either praised it or hated on it. it was a very weird experience especially since most fellow students would stare at me when he comes up with a germany rant again

>i had a swedish professor who would mention germany in every lecture.
>for some reason he was obsessed with it.
>he either praised it or hated on it.
why though

There wass 1 German kid in our school and we kinda bullied him for his German accent. Our German teacher was part German as well, and she was pretty qt and friendly.

i assume its because he was an avid reader of Affärsvärlden which published a lot of articles about germany

Old Germans are nice and laid back. They are one of the few tourists that actually go beyond the old town. They take camper vans or bicycles and travel all over the place.
Young Germans, who are usually foreign exchange students, have this weird vibe. They are total normies, like Swedes, but you can sense some very well hidden autism. I would probably prefer hanging out with German pensioners.

Bad tourists
Yes multiple

THE germans are parades as Scandinavian diaspora... Certsain confused men try To patch this together To bo awail... A People based on lies

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cheap cunts that tries to take advantage of good kiwi hospitality

a couple got busted begging for money and using services that are meant to serve the homeless even though they had enough budget, they got outed in the national papers and got told to fuck off

>Franks
>Nordic

fuck off

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what the fuck am i looking at

could you please link that article?

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I see loads of them, pretty much everyday, they're usually impolite pricks

Your lucking att Truth

YET you cannot ser it.... Your genetics är To interiör.... Your Brains are not Nordic neifher is mine germanic... You vassals To THE South are migrants from THE east... White THE Swedish race is Atlantians

THE greatest of all

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Yes, they were pleasant, goofy and interested in everything everywhere
they eat in our restaurants and bbq joints as if they escaped the east side of the wall and take pictures with the receipt because of the price
they get easily drunk and want to hug
they are good for business and are unusually happy
they record everything from roasting a whole pig (as if they never saw it) to laughing too much at our moronic jokes or pranks
i realize now they behave as if they are in a petting zoo when with us and life is too short

Yeah because brave Sweden bravely fought against Germany instead of meekly letting German troops invade Norway through their territory.

stop replying to him
he's either mentally ill or baiting

there are more then dozen german ethno villages here,its usualy small group between 4 or 8 germans buying cheap land,constructing couple of houses and then the rest move in with large campers,trailers or similar,they are pretty chill but its kind of bizarre and i am actualy courious how much are outside this region(i am from this part)

there is also two milion german tourists coming to dalmatia every summer,they are well behaved and all of them have sunburns

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bunch a cunts

It's called securing Lebensraum Croat-Bro

Yeah, he's a retired boomer who moved and now lives here, he's from the Swiss border area which is why I expected him to be stuck up and autistic (and he is the second a bit, I guess it's builtin in Germans), but he turned out to be polite, communicative and funny. I asked directly what's wrong with him for coming over here since he could easily choose better destinations but he said he likes that people are friendly with him, the food, everything being super cheap, the nature etc. He did complain about government administration, regulations and corruption and since he is a clueless foreigner unscrupulous people (both in government and private sector) instantly took advantage from him by asking for bribes, overcharging him for various things etc.

>i realize now they behave as if they are in a petting zoo when with us and life is too short
they are just very into your lifestyle. they think that youre truly free and humble people

plenty of germans move to the east (hungary especially)
they're are "seeking refuge from the refugees"
dont know if you know german but here's a whole documentary on german immigrants in hungary
youtube.com/watch?v=7iSnBwd-D38

Watch it you incel filth
Like i Care about you Norwegians son.

Foreigner filth like the rest
Watch it kid

I have acquainted about 4 Germans since my childhood (I'm 21). Nice people. I really like the language, I wish we learned it in school instead of French as second language.

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I have. Weird accents. I've never met two germans that had the same accent, its like each German tries hard to come up with a normal accent and comes up with something very unique.

Never met or hang out with a German person, but I think they are okay.

dont bother with him he is an autistic turk

germany has loads of regional dialects

Silence filth

You liars and children allready admitted To be not only the ONES in this picture but To be Livingstone att mom
You children will kneel To me

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rate his accent
youtube.com/watch?v=-RrEQ8Ovw-Q

When I was in university there was a German woman who was like 55 years old in the program for some reason. She was fat & unkempt and had very outspoken left wing political views, generally awkward and unpleasant person.

One time someone (ironically a Jap) brought up how bad Germans were in WWII and she started freaking out though, so that was interesting.

I bully the fuck out of Jow Forums germans but Germans in general that travel abroad are usually a) polite and modern people into millenial things like hiking in nature, exercising and art and so-on b) progressive (not a bad thing, progressives are just people with "optimistic" mindset to improve society) and c) worldly and open minded.

Opposite of the French and most Brits who are pretty shite and half I meet have a weird chip on their shoulder.

I do not know the situation of Germans in Germany, but I hope they aren't like Americans where travelling Americans are usually relatable and modern whereas ones who never leave the country are insufferable; close-minded; and lack any self-reflection.

I kinda think a lot comes from being wary of how they are perceived, e.g. Americans in Canada and Europe who aren't militarycucks atleast kinda know their government is shit and Germans carry the same sense about their history.

our leftists are honestly fucking hilarious and its so easy to trigger them to go on ridiculous rants. its just too bad their vote carries the same weight as mine

>I bully the fuck out of Jow Forums germans
WHY

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never met a German yet

Not sure why, it just comes as instinct from the german hate threads. Part of it also is that its kinda hard to trigger Germans and Russians here but very easy to do so to Burgers, French and Brits.

Swedes here are nice people too who are completely indifferent to bullying but the posters seem nice so I don't really bully them.

>travelling Americans are usually relatable and modern whereas ones who never leave the country are insufferable; close-minded; and lack any self-reflection.
Have you ever actually met an American tourist? what the fuck

ive met an american in france once
he was fluent in french and german. it really made me think

Like 10-20% of Americans have been outside of North America. Aside from the border towns here where you have white trash tourists the ones that go to universities in my city (Ottawa) are generally chill, modern and forward looking.

America is a land of dichotomies. Like 15% would actually learn another language fluently and strive for the idea of "personal fulfilment" or experiencing things in life. Easily 40% of millenial Canadians have that mindset so real-life Canadians people think are a "laid-back and open-minded" group since our living standards feel "safe".

The rest are whipped into some kind of neurosis combined with basically no social stability; e.g. anger towards one another due to politics/race/class or fear at lack of healthcare/debts/etc and American culture creates a strong pressure to conform and blend in instead of "live and let live".

I think most of it is explained by the shitty social security/debt situation since upper middle class americans aren't so affected combined with their news and politics being straight up propaganda 90% of the time.

It depends. Some are very nice, some are morons, some are just boring.
Yes, I've met countless Germans.

>triple dubs
Based typo correcter

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>Swedish military occupation
>30 years war
>50% of all germans killed

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>loud
>Annoying
When I see somebody biking in a retard manner it's always a group of blond German students.

Never met one

I've met only few Germans in my cunt so far..
Well, maybe I've met a lot more Germans than I think but I just couldn't tell where they were from, I guess..

Because he's a c*nadian

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I've met my cousins, but I don't see Germans from nuGermany here, only Amish.

>nuGermany

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Germany: the Brendan Fraser of countries

They've always been extremely polite but come off as a little awkward or spergy, but in such a way that's kind of endearing

my best friend when I was a child was german, we used to get drunk all the time in high school.

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>getting drunk

this is why children are not permitted to drink

It's completely normal to have a couple beers during lunch break as a 16 year old german
t. german

Largest foreign ethnicity in my town

I met two,completely russifed

I feel like the american alcohol taboo has made more alcoholics then it has prevented

*than

damn your eyes

There was a german kid in my high school german class. The teacher hated him because he was a lazy fuck who chose german as his foreign language class only because he already knew it

based german efficiency

based

The connection of gym teacher and German brings back the memory of the first gym instructor I had in school. He was a German who was like a Arnold Schwarzenegger in his 20s, at least from what I now recall. He was married to a very pretty woman, and also happened to live at the end of the street.

do germans really think this of croatians/bosnians?

no hes talking shit

Absolutely autistic. There was this one drunk German in Łódź who just left a bar at night and as he saw me and my buds walking by he started insulting us in broken Polish. His body language wasn't demeaning though so we asked him in English if he's being serious and if he knows what he's saying. He said that he met a bunch of friendly Poles at the bar who taught him a couple useful sentences. We told him that he was lied to and to watch out because he could've gotten beat up if we were some brainless bydło.

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had my hopes up for a moment
well FUG

those were some cruel patrons

Well, germans love Croatia (dont know about Bosnia) but we dont think that youre "truly free"

yeah i like germans too, good people and pretty based from my experience, three out of four german men i talked to mentioned nazi croatia lmao

They seem to always be extremely messy for some reason

Same in Québec

Yeah. Poles like to fuck around with foreigners this way because of this being popular: youtube.com/watch?v=KKrfTzXE7vc But it's one thing to have a laugh when they try out some silly words like in the video and another to maliciously deceive them while doing so.

thanks for burning lapland

Did it contribute relevant perspective in the course of the class subject?

>The teacher hated him because he was a lazy fuck who chose german as his foreign language class

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What is the black guy saying?

not at all

it makes me think back to always making a coat hanger when tasked with making wire sculptures in art classes' weekly projects

Same in uni now, german student chosen german from 4 foreing languages

B&R; Would do the same.

Yes. I took care of an old (95 years old) German woman. She was very sweet, probably the kindest person I had ever met.

>95 years old
What did she do between 1933 and 1945?

>Kurwa bomba
The fucking bomb (speaking of something being excellent)
>Siema Heniu
Hello Heniu
>Dobry murzyn z Afryka
Good negro from Africa (our version of the n-word isn't negatively connotated like the English one is, just imagine if slavery didn't exist and it was a neutral term for describing a black person)
>Kurwa, zajebałem się a jak
Fuck, I got fucked up didn't I (probably referring to being really drunk)

negro was a neutral term for that in our language

I did actually ask her if she had ever seen Hitler and all I got out of her was a 'yes'.

it's just spanish-ism, somewhere somewhen an insecure nigro convinced a kike to make it a politicaly correct do not use term.

I would consider it rude to bring him up with someone of that age. Let them speak about that if they want, but don't conjure up unpleasant things out of your petty interest.

Tourists are weird, not exactly bad, just weird. German people living here are pretty nice, hardworking, and helpful, a bit awkward to talk to them at first but nonetheless chill.

Do Germans present a serious threat to the local ecology?

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are americans interested in the lives of average germans under nazi regime?

who isn't?
All we get for references are the hollywood propaganda

Visiting ones are friendly and easy to converse with. Though sometimes shy and afraid of their own history.
Some who actually live here learn Georgian very fast, convert to Orthodoxy and assimilate very quickly