/cum/ + friends

Mexican Andy edition

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first for bottoming out

second for topping your soulmate in a beautiful morning at the start of summer and telling him how much you love him seconds before you cum

>message the hot girl I work with cause she's in my office
>make it about work to keep things cordial
>she runs over and says "I didn't see you there" gayly
>Everyone in the office looks at us
Whew lad
I know it's nothing but feels good senpai

Is real nigga hours /cum/ for gays?

meant to post this pic :c

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Get em while it's hot
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Have been having chronic (dull) chest pain since I was like 15
Thinking about going to get an ekg

i was talking about giving a bih cervix service LOL

If it was really serious I probably would have died by now but I had chest x-rays in the past few years on 3 or 4 occasions and doctors never said shit

My GF has a shallow vagina so I rub innit all the time
She's not into it

probably a good idea

i get a pain in my chest sometimes ever since i broke a rib in a fight (which i won) haha
i think it's related to that air pressure thing old people talk about; seems to be weather-related

muh reddit boogeyman

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>kys subhuman

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need a shit

the average penis size is about 5.5"
but half the population is female
the average for males is about 11"
assuming a negligible number of females (males)

Based roasties making me feel adequate

this amerifat spamming needs to stop

t. fat amerilard

Don’t be so hard on yourself

gonna try to sleep again wish me luck

just took a shit. solid foot long at least

Going to play with a fan made companion for New Vegas. She is fully voiced and has a quest.

Why tf are there so many fucking cock threads jesus christ

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Just bought something.
Can you guess what it is?

Pocket pussy

Couldn’t be further from the answer, though I must admit that what I bought is in some way also delivering an orgasmic sensation.

a silicone fist

I was going to spam shitpost this morning but somebody already beat me to it wth >:^(

Didnt mean to reply, please return the (you) fk

Nope, very, VERY wrong.

>tfw I finally made the thread I've been sitting on for a few days this morning

it's a big mac, isn't it

Remake it later and i will bump it ONE (1) time as a courtesy

might try again around 3 PM EST. was trying to catch euro morning posters

Yeeeeah boi
Real /cum/niggaz know WHASSUP

How am I supposed to know what it is bud

it's actually still up atm

they're fantastic aren't they

They changed my life in a positive way

Ban is about to expire. Ready to rejoin /cum society after paying back my debts to it.

Gigachad my post

What did you get banned for?

I don't know what they put in them but once you have one you just want more. Gotta be careful with them big guys so they don't turn you into a big guy.

Insulting mexico

fucking janny deleted it

Screenshot the ban, how does that even get you b&?

IT'S TEARING UP MY HEART WHEN I'M WITH YOU

>imageboard
>barely any images itt
Explain yourselves /cum/

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I can’t post images because of the dickhead from earlier

but when we are apart....I feel it too....

daft punk is hot garbage

youtu.be/ONPeCDnt8Qc

The mother is the definition of femoid

>only skills are mopping, clean, and cooking
sounds about right

Simply ebin

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Imagine living life on easy mode
10min 100bux

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One of the nurses just locked two of the girls in the bathroom that were smoking & walked away.

get one of those unruly hoes to suck on your meat scepter

I so want to slay some vagina in here.

You won’t
But now you got a roommate
You’ll end up sucking each other off I guarantee you

Oh no no no.

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Just plugged me phone in.

k

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Stretching bitch

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What's going on with Britney Spears?

state

good morning

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Poor cat

WAKE UP

sup

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Thoughts?

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DAS RIIIITE

Girl just sent me a snap of her in a bra with “good morning” written

He's not entirely wrong. A lot of the cowboys of the Old West were Afro-Americans or Hispanics.