I've never had sex

Have sex

The only time I've had sex was when a milf on tinder straight up asked if I wanted to come have sex with her

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How?

How was it?

Got Pics?

bit underwhelming t b h
we had sex for over 3 hours but I couldn't cum (I was either too nervous or I have the gay virus)
no, sorry

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Have sex

>had sex for over 3 hours but I couldn't cum
Yeah sorry senpai, you have the gay

have sex

>can legally fuck an escort
>hasn't had sex
lmao just give in

Your ancestors did in Gallipoli, involuntarily, 104 years ago

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fug :DD really?

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put your willy in a fanny
not hard mate

did you make her cum tho?

yes, from penetration and cunnilingus
she said I was very good at eating out the vagoo

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me too... but I never tried to have sex.

so that's good
the ego boost from having a good reputation with the ladies is actually the best thing about it

same lol

Do as The Donald said: grab'em by the pussy

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Good

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Fucking a prostitute and mastutbating are no different.

I've had
It was awful every time
When losing it I was thinking "i wonder if this will boost my test" and then started writing a design document for a video game in my head

Me too.
What do I win?

same

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What do you want sex for?

But it's hard when it's not hard, ya'know?

Me too

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With your lack of sex.

You know it's pretty easy, but every time I've been close I ditched out because I didn't want to possibly impregnate/make her think I expected anything more, so I've been a single virgin for 24 years because I've never encountered a woman I actually wanted to start a relationship with that was single

how long can i last before becoming an hero, i refuse to believe anyone over 25 claiming to be a virgin is telling the truth

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i can't afford a hooker at the moment because regos due

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