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Why asian grills?
Add your Mordor to this image, because biggest victim of communism was your own country.
Stop posting gooks
>walk up to clerk
>"t-tere"
>"sorry I don't speak english!"
I'M SPEAKING ESTONIAN YOU GODDAMN CUNT
This man gets fucked by blacks
What happened to /balt/+/ausnz?
get some new images, this was posted like 10 times by now
Aussies turned into trannies and we had to end the relationship.
About to donate blood lads
Lense irritation on left eye
>see a cashier that doesnt speak Estonian
>make a complaint about them to the Keeleinspektsioon
>a few weeks later they dont work there anymore
Lmao remember lads that every single retail worker in Estonia has to be able to speak Estonian its the law
Usually they only work in corner shops in Russian neighborhoods where that does no harm
If it was in a chain or if most customers were Estonian, you did the right thing, otherwise you damaged someone's life for no reason
>being russian
Thats plenty of reason right there
put yourself in his shoes. It would suck immeasurably wouldn't it?
This. Fuck russoids
shit u rite
Autists don't feel empathy.
drinking cappuccino
Lucky for me that i aint him lol fuck that sub human and fuck his kind
>doesn't know the language of a country he lives in
Fuck 'em
Binging on carrots and cabbage
If evens drink, if odds don't
was that nigger in telliskivi rimi?
>decide to go to a psychiatrist
>waiting by the office
>sitting next to a cute girl
>she starts talking to me
>we hit it off
>really enjoying the conversation
>she says she's tired and puts her head on my shoulder
>wake up
ĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀ
Hope all has gone well for you guys this week. Spate of nice weather is allowing a cool breeze to blow through the house this afternoon.
>dreams about going to psychiatrist
latvia tier
at least you weren't hugging her, you can still almost feel them when they're gone
>falling from a great height
>this is it, going to die
>wake up
ĄĄĄĄĄĄĄĄ
you get the sudden sinking into oblivion dreams too?
>tfw smoked so much pot over the years that I don't even dream anymore
based and redpilled
Which cabinet members did Kersti interview and why?
The Russian is in the wrong country and also ruining Estonian lives, for starters.
I used to but they stopped. There were other death type dreams too but they stopped too. Now I just don't dream or don't remember dream.
Alri lads which cigs should I buy?
I'm guessing most people living in Tallinn have been there once at least
Lets be honest here dudes, you dont actually have any friends.
>but wait faggot i have many friends!
Do you really? Are they really your friends or are they actually people you sometimes talk to and who just tolerate you? Do these people actually care about you or do they use you to just pass the time and hang with? When was the last time you could trust someone with a secret, and i mean completely trust?
Its blackpill wednesday my dudes
>Aš pasiilgau tavęs (used between lovers)
>Man tavęs trūksta (used between other people)
babby's first blackpilling tier but that's ok
my gf...
oh, wait...
get beer or nah?
evening, lads
I go through my day pretty normal-like, I'm a normal guy I'm a swell guy I'm a nice enough guy I'm a cool kinda guy I'm a pretty groovy guy... but then I get a little sugar in me and I start to go cou-cou. Doesn't have to be much, this time around it was two Fiber One brownies only 90 calories each but they do the job, do you know what I'm saying? They get me going, they get me riled up! A little cou-cou, a little whacky, start getting me a little cooky, a little you know...loopy, uh uh! Hey, somebody put this kid in a padded cell get 'em a straigth jacket he's going a little...wacky! A little cooky! He's off the wall, bananas, loco!
You want me to stop? Isn't that wonderful. Well let me just do whatever you say, because it's your little fairy-tale
>wake up
>something's wrong, I think something's in the dark
>turn on light
>it doesn't work
>frantically start smashing the light switch
>wake up for real
>wake up
>feel like shit and can't see anything, go to turn on lights
>frantically smash light switch, doesn't work
>completely awake
>realize I forgot to replace my broken lightbulb
Oh me
there is a discussion board for Lithuanian escorts on cripplechan, lol
Alright, try this one on for size! You ever be eating some pussy? Boy don't you lie to me. Eating pussy, that shit is disgusting. Oooh weeee I bet me you love some pussy! Ain't that right, you love eating pussy. Mmmhmmm. It ever occured to you homie that other niggas have been in there and shit? And basically when you eat that shit you licking the plate clean, you pussy.
>eating some pussy
I'm not a homosexual, so no.
Anyone wanna see my dick?
link
At the so-called cafe lads
The pink haired xerson made me coffee
Oh god a qt sat near what do!?
do people still greet one another in your country?
Not in the cities
In villages yes
Pasiūlyk pist.
>greeting people
Only if you are really close to them. I dont ever say a word to retail workers and they dont say a word to me, they just ring me up and i pay with card and leave, zero conversation. And you dont just talk to people you dont know that is literally a crime here you just dont. Also if your eyes randomly meet you both have to look away really fast and never look near each other ever again. Sitting in a bus you have to fill every single free row before you sit next to someone and even then you have to sit half outside of the seat to have at least 20cm between your shoulder and the person next to you. Your elbows mustnt ever touch either. When waiting for a bus you have to leave at the very least 3 meters between you and the other people waiting making the bus stop full of people standing really far away from each other. Im not even joking this is how it is.
/klpmm
went in and got a 4-pack of lidl's strong beer
Alright lads enough of this gonna go home
>I dont ever say a word to retail workers and they dont say a word to me, they just ring me up and i pay with card and leave, zero conversation
I think you're just a sperg m8
Its not "oh my god i please dont talk to me" its "you dont want to talk to me and i dont want to talk to you so lets just get on with our business without making useless small talks"
mostly this, it's terribly awkward to sit in front of someone at the bus too, generally I try not to sit in those seats
Its weird when the seats are really close together and the front one is much lower than the one behind it so when you sit in the front you have someone literally breathing down your neck and having a solid view of what you do on your phone. The trains in Estonia have majority of seats that are directed towards each other so you sit 1.5 meters away from a stranger and both of you have to look at each other for the entire trip. Its actually not bad or awkward at all, just strangely familiar
Back when I used public transportation, I used to spread my shoulders as far as I could, so that my shoulder goes on the other seat. Then some girls would sit next to me and would have to lean back onto my shoulder.
Bro thats not cool. Not cool at all. Never ever do this ever again.
thats no link
accurate, i'd say lithrathuania is a little bit less autistic though, maybe because of our 88 iq
it's a board on infinity chan, Jow Forums ban links to there
>infinity chan
what tf is that
at least we say "hi" and "bye" to the cashier :)
exactly
But that was the only way I could get a girl to touch me.
Id say it gets more autistic the further north you go. Finland is even worse for that and so is Norway and some parts of Sweden that arent the middle east v2. The far northern parts of Finland are painfully autistic when it comes to public interaction between strangers
Newfag Yeah but you dont have to make others feel uncomfortable to make yourself feel better, just hire a hooker or something
ausnz got banned from Jow Forums
I wonder if new swedes will become more 'tistic over time
Not in the near future, it takes hundreds if not thousands of years of relative seclusion for stuff like that to develop
>Newfag
Don't really care about other people.
If you dont know what cripple chan is then you probably havent been around here for a while so kys
Imagine if a disgusting landwale sat next to you and spread her nasty underarm fat onto your shoulders, would you still not give a fuck?
>then you probably havent been around here for a while so kys
ahhh yes, the beer is kicking in, finally relief
Lmao ebin meme bro xDDDDDDD
So this is what reddit looks like? Remember these are the people Freddy agreed to take in as refugees...baka
Why not just drink vodka?
>Freddy
what happened to him though? I heard that he remained in Thailand or wherever he was and joined some Christian community
A. It's disgusting
B. If I drink it too fast I might get too hyped up and then bad things can happen
C. Already drank strong drinks the last couple of days
Hmmm, s.m.h has been added to the word filter apparently
based newfag pretending to be a just-returned oldfag
vodka tastes like shit
fuck off pidorashkan vatnique
A. Put it inside the refrigerator
B. Just control urself lmao
C. That's actually bad
Freddy was a kike all this time. He was cool at first and worshipped as a god but remember that he campaigned for acceptance of people like this fine memester here as well as allowing pedophiles and bronies to shit up major boards. Freddit sold out multiple times and kept fucking over the userbase. I dont know what he is doing now but i respect him for accepting us when jewt went mad
Im no oldfag, ive been here only since like 2013...which is what, like 2 ye... Fuck.
That's why I don't use public transportation anymore.
pretty much the same, late 2012, I think. While we will forever be newfags at least we aren't redditfags who came here post 2015
>implying beer doesn't taste like shit
>going as far as to imply that vodka is for russhits only when it's the preferred drink in all northeastern europe
>2019
>not being an alkash
lol
Yeah, i remember the old days of Jow Forums, I joined just at the end of the golden era, it had been going downhill since 2012 and then 2014 happened and the ship finally sank hard. Stayed on cripple chan for a year and left when most of it died out or was overrun by edgelords from reddit. Migrated to Jow Forums and Jow Forums to avoid massive hordes of reddit fags swarming in like rapefugees. Eventually came to Jow Forums and found /balt/ in 2016. Fucking redditniggers ruin everything, back in the day people at the very least had the decency to lurk before making attrocious quality posts