/brit/

back to /b/ kiddo

youtu.be/9YCaJbBK620

HOLY BASED

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dodged a bullet right there

things it’s not ok to joke about:
Cancer
Grenfell
Hillsborough

life hack: have sex

finna cop some beetroot to have in my ham sandwiches for lunch

u?

you still know who i am haha

Liverpool FC : Putting The Pressure On 2018/19

already preordered

The only people that like capitalism are kikes and tech YouTubers and they're all sjws

Oh, and probably cuckservatives like Peter Hitchens who would probably defend capitalism despite his whole career of crying about the UK being dead blah blah

nowt cos the plane leaves at noon

got chicken and haslet

Women will literally defend this

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will be cooking a full english in a few minutes, just woke up

who do you think you're talking to?

start humming loudly on the bus to annoy everyone . if they think you're a spastic act like a spastic

have fucking sex you fucking virgins for christs sake

finnish bus virgin autistic incel is my new favourite /brit/ character

a ~35 year old lady on the bus asked if she could try my headphones on because she is thinking of buying a new set

afterwards i tried to give her some suggestions about options, but she obviously didnt know/care about headphones at all, which makes me think she might have been flirting with me because afterwards she said thanks and said they looked good on me

too late now of course
but i wonder what i should have done if i wanted to hit that, what i should have said

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The ether

he's talking about his chair at work, you stupid fucking autist-enabler

how am i meant to have sex if my foreskine doesn't rertract

Lads what do I do she was like

how love feel like, have you ever been in love

what a dumb cunt then she proceeds to talk about her roastie problems and how she's afraid of getting dumped (which she totally will)

women = whores

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good post
awful post

thoughts on the seventh seal?

pretty sure he meant his seat on the bus

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Is B&B the biggest madlad in history?

blog on incel

shut up catyank

did she say this in english?

if all women are whores, why haven't you had sex?

n-word!

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>hit that
Hit the road jaqshaquille this is no jigger zone

No it's the desk I always sit by (which is like free but everyone knows that it's MY place and my seat)

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based? or cringe?

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yeah, top geezer

would prefer quiet and kind kid over constantly yelling, dumb ADD freak

No of course not

I'm not American

They only fuck top 20% of men

i.e, me

Today I'm boiling my coffee maker yes I sniff my rose taste very good

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a /brit/ without normies would be a festering shithole exactly like /britfeel/
but a /brit/ without virgins would be a load of good lads discussing their day and actual British culture
really makes you think

doing a think

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Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up my pant leg and bit me on the cock

>well i happen to be an expert on headphone matters why don’t you give me your number so we can discuss this further

Arrest adult virgin men and all women

hmm might be able to make a cheeky claim to wonga

so youre admitting that if you werent a loser you could shag?

>>>/britfeel/
might be more your speed lad

getting angry

old people are literally the cause of all the worlds problems

we should arrest old people at birth and throw away the key

no it wouldn't
be quiet

No I shag I was just answering the question
Its true

this isn't true though, somebody's just changed the colours of the brexit map

>Northern Ireland existed in 1643
>Scotland was part of the union in 1643
>being so retarded as to think there was an accurate nationwide poll/vote on this in 1643

...

Surely they can't be exactly the same, that's crazy

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Got a theory that VFs make good gimmicks because they have no life and can ruminate on the best ones. No proof of this though and also inclined to believe they're all boring

business idea: sexual communism
women distributed amongst men from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs

Give examples of best gimmicks

Imagine putting your willy in Emma Watson’s vagina.

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maisiebro

I need your mum

We must address the boomer question
It can't wait any longer

saying "blog on" doesn't make you tough

>we should arrest old people at birth
lol

have never seen an Avengers flick and never will. Simple as.

Imagine putting your willy in Ron Weasel’s sweaty asshole hole

...

nog on

b-blog on...

youtube.com/watch?v=t9pU9FPz-dk

for me it's the british avengers

Billie Eilish is the most insufferable cut on this planet

my god

>hey everyone, I got this joke!
medal's in the post

Don't even know what that is

business idea: global nuclear warfare and women become commodities again

would love to lick her fanny though

me? tuned out of popular culture entirely.

you? slave to media-industrial-consumer interests

Egbert is here

if i laughed he deserved a (you)

i aint no thief

This but unambiguously

me? an alpha antipodean

you? a vitamin D deprived, poverty-stricken pom.

holy cringe...people cheering for zizek and/or peterson

stumbled across this in my subscriptions the other day genuinley thought she was ironically wearing huge fake tits to be funny
youtu.be/c1e3ErookKY

texted the gf last night lads

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i take vit D pills every other day senpai ;^)

Me? Egbert

ohh what would the people who have glasses do when rid to an desolate island and they happen to break. the women should always go for a chad

Egbert, the Saxon king of Wessex.