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my room edition

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Your room is a black fucking bastard

looks very good as uni accomodation goes, oxbridge?

bought from an insta dealer last night, expensive but i was desperate

grim times for you my friend.

I'm HANGRY, /brit/! Get me something to eat, or I'll go spare!

>wooden walls

Looks like an old admiralty office or some shit

Looks like a classroom at the school I went to

ydek

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new avengers film got 5 stars on the guardian lads
the comments section is filled with arguements between boomers and virgin freaks too, highly recommend a peruse

shan't be consuming any avengers related media in my life time

This Greta girl is a pretty good opportunist, riding this climate change bandwagon pretty far.

By the time people realise it was all a lie she'll be rich as fuck.

use Just Eat my friend, it's so handy. Just a few clicks and a delicious meal will soon be at your door. Don't panic, Just Eat ;^)

Absolute state of our civilisation.

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film is a total waste

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>film is a total waste

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Think of the end result not the present experience

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Jungle is massive

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Any Aguirre, the Wrath of God man in

>was all a lie
cope

>watching superhero movies
are you five LOL

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oxford bender

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gf's just told me she reckons sex is always better on holiday
I've had better postcards ngl

blog on

Rorkecrab ABSOLUTELY DESTROTING leftypolcrab

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it's a fucking joke you sadact

waheyyy

is this what /brit/ has come to? stealing jokes from laddy birthday cards?

STATE YOUR NAME, CUZ

le monke

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Like I've said before, a truly inspirational young woman with a steallar future ahead of her.

The more of our young who follow out lead the better everyone's future will be.

*eats leftypol*

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wake up
take a shower
do a poo
out the door
life.

you mean drop out of school and jump in front of every camera you can find?
don't think girls will need much convincing

she's already rich as fuck all her family works in the media in Sweden. Just lucky they were able to spin a bestselling book out of this!

this whole "climate change" rubbish is just scaremongering
ughhhh stop making such a FUSS!

fun eu4 nations lads?

Greta Thotberg

malaya

Leftypol absolutely going down nicely with some dill Mayonnaise and a squeeze of lemon alongside brown bread!!!!!!

my feet smell a little rn

Greta Thunberg: Teen activist says UK is 'irresponsible' on climate

that's what I'm saying, we ain't responsible for nothing!

correct

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My stats?

Lv. 22
95% Health
STR 8/10
WIS 8/10
INT 9/10
CHR 8/10
DEX 7/10
STAM 6/10

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PLUG HOOKIN ME UP WITH SAM FIYAAAH

100 100 100 100

can't argue with that

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Not a 'tough guy' by any means but I

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I met the man who invented the window sill the other day

What a ledge

in retrospect the press might have been a bit harsh on this one lads

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went Niagara Falls the other day

Water ledge

Idea for a BBC/ITV/C4 drama lads: A couple does something boring and mundane but they're interracial

I reckon its a goer!

dealer is black and i say sup nigga every time i see him, i am accepted into their culture

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We make up less than 1% of global emissions, even if we are "irresponsible" it's completely irrelevant

They have more chance of making a difference in Britain than in China or America, though

rorke is quietly seething

>America is responsible for less global emissions than China. Even if we are "irresponsible" it's completely irrelevant.
see how this is a defective line of thinking?

is greta thunberg a downs syndrome or do swedes just look like that

at the end of the day you'd think a man who can't carry a cup and saucer doesn't deserve to be prime minister

Yeah but it makes no difference to the world climate, it's utterly pointless

what drugs

Leftypol is loudly seething since that crab jibe. Sorry leftypol lets mend fences?

she's only ten mate

she's got aspergers, not sure if that effects your appearance though

Why don't you just tell the cunt to fuck off? Works at the pub.

reckon she's a finnoswede. she looks finish to me

>mentioning yanks for no apparent reason in the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture
yes, highly defective

The greatest trick of the late modern era was convincing the masses that people just 'become' celebrities, as if it were some sort of organic process. The reality is that celebrities are made, manufactured as if in a factory by certain 'media makers'. The older you get the more you notice this happening. Some son or daughter of the existing oligarchic elite is raised up and the media discusses them as if he/she were always famous. In the same way that we were always at war with Eurasia. It used to be that they had to do so under some pretence, usually that they were a 'singer' or 'entertainer' or 'actor' but more and more I see they don't even bother. It is simply announced that such and such a person is now famous. Anybody who denies ever having heard of them is treated as some sort of social pariah.

love drugs, love anal sex,
hate tradition
simple as

its fetal alcohol syndrome you munter. he mother was guzzling the booze when she was in the womb

Ganja man

just makes you dress like shit

fuck that's comfy.

NO SHE'S A FEMALE IN THE PUBLIC EYE THEREFORE WE HAVE TO HATE HER

I mean we're looking at a world where Africa and Asia are set to industrialise further and increase their populations, especially Africa, even if the entire western world went carbon neutral tomorrow we would still be fucked

sorry i thought you might be capable of understanding analogy

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you either love or hate anal sex
there's no in between
a marmite for the millenials

shan't be getting mogged by a spastic 10 year old blaming me for chinese emissions . simply not happening

i am now famous and thats the end of it

based and redpilled

Hodor!!

And that's assuming that this stuff is true, which is highly questionable lol

try harder leftypol.

she's publicised by kike media to deflect from their super rich companies who are more responsible for global warming than any of us

you know what's comfy?

god i have no time for this MUH CHINESE EMISSIONS cope

would have more respect for you if you just admitted you were lazy and weren't arsed about the environment

starting an armed insurgency lads

need a young finnoswede environmentalist gf

just did the drug lads

t. chang

dont care about the environment they've been saying its dying for years, grass is still green when i go outside and birds still fly cant be that bad

you're such a mong