IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SUFFER IN NORWAY MONEY AND FJORDS ARE EVERYTHING!

>IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SUFFER IN NORWAY MONEY AND FJORDS ARE EVERYTHING!

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>waaaaah waaaaaah i'm super depressed in my big house in my first world country where everything is alright waaaaah why is life so unfair waaaaaaah i have no gf
stfu faggot

>i suffer in first world

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>he thinks he can suffer in the first world

>i suffer in norway

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>want to buy some tea
>supermarkets only sell lipton, twinings and pukka
>must pay shipping and taxes for good tea

>waaaaah waaaaah i have to pay more for something of better quality waaaaah this is truly suffering

It's very possible to suffer if germanoids are around but I unironically don't understand how you can suffer in Italy

>I suffer in norway

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I wanna bash the fucking skulls of fir*Ties

>OMG but your countries wildlife is so beautiful
do any of you faggots realise how miserable life is in small towns?

you should by Lyons if you can, its an Irish tea brand and much nicer than the british brands

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Being in a Norway is a great place to start though.
>start out in a higher income family and have higher intelligence on average
>acquire better education and get a badass degree that costs nothing
>travel near Silicon Valley and rent a cheap room in a place with other STEM immigrants
>get baller Silicon Valley job and make fat stacks
>eventually run with the money to a place with a cheap cost of living
>proceed to live like a king
I'd reroll as a Norwegian if I could.

I'll go jump into a fjord and kys myself. Good bye crule world.

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it is not the money and fjords that make suffering impossible, but the amount of cod

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>he said while typing this post laying in a flower field and dipping his toes into the nearby river, with his tall blonde model gf next to him, in the meantime counting his monthly salary of 50.000 NOK

>I have fjords to jump into
>I suffer
fuck off

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So you are saying you can't affjord tea?

don't kill yourself!
I love you!

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Such is the market on last soviet country.

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This is a lie. You don't love anyone and nobody loves you

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Fuck off f*rstie

>I dont suffer in America

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DA BRICE O BREEDOM :DDDDDDD

>amerifats are so obese they unironically get treated at a hospital called "mayo clinic"

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Here the total sum of all the medical bills you get during a year cannot exceed 385 euro.

fuck you pekka I'll kick your ass

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you and what army

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No one suffers here, not even romanian beggars.

So that outstanding balance is worth 10 years of medical treatments here.

based

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>t. Alexander med Tesla som ble kjopt med Pappas penger.

stop reminding me of this shit you jerk

is there any possible to transfer your citizenship to me before you die?
like if youre gonna kys you can at least die for something :)

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if you're clever you could arrange for him to let you steal his identity

>I suffer in Norway

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don't need an army when I have the power of my love for Norway!

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LMAAAAAOOOOOOO

>steal his identity
i think its too easy to found out with nowadays technologies
the photos etc is all on computer

According to Varg, you dont even have money.

Mayo is literally the most advanced hospital in the world

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Er du tilbakestående?

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>mayo

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