Give me your best wagecuck horror stories
Give me your best wagecuck horror stories
Leo Harris
Jason Rivera
>be assistant manager for a shitty retail booze chain
>xmas time
>only two cashiers
>line backs up and around the entire store.
>decide to take shit
>go into the bathroom and hide there until the line dies down
>cashiers pissed
>remaining customers pissed.
>don't give a shit because we close in 10 more minutes
>get fired 2 days later because one of the executives decided to stop at my store.
>graduate, move and get a comfy desk job 3 weeks later.
Bentley Kelly
Looks like they were shit out of luck
Juan Foster
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Ayden White
You must have a hundred stories like me. Starting to forget most of them though
t. former retail manager
Asher Clark
>work in a bar
>some faggot stuffs a beer glass in the bottom of the toilet creating a near perfect seal and breaking the rim of the glass in the process
>some faggot (maybe the same one) takes a tremendous python dump on the broken glass
>some faggot (maybe the same one) vomits all over the turd
>mfw I have to put a garbage bag over my arm and go fishing around in vomit, broken glass and a limbless sea otter in order to clear the blockage
Zachary Jackson
>be me
>autistic
>get my monthly income from the government
>don't have to work
>dad insists I get a job to develop social skills
>get a job at a local fast food restaurant I frequent
>it's the only place I feel comfortable and I figure it would be easy to get started there
>apply, blah blah blah
>too autistic to run the cash register and talk to people
>they have me bussing tables and doing janitor shit
>cunt boss always ordering me around and finding busywork for me to do when the store is slow
>on my lunch break I usually doodle like cartoons on my napkin
>on one particular day I had drawn an unflattering picture of cunt boss on my napkin
>run out to my car to get my DS as I had fifteen more minutes on my lunch break
>wanted to catch a dratini in the safari zone before I went back to scrubbing gum and feces
>come back to my lunch table
>cunt boss is standing at my table when I come back in
>"I was wondering why this table wasn't bussed." she says
>she picks up the napkin
>"Did you draw this, user?"
Needless to say I didn't last long at that job
Adrian Morris
CARLOS!
Brandon Stewart
I would've just left.
Christopher Wood
>work at a fintech office as my first job after graduating
>after 3 weeks already had enough of working with retards who don't explain what they want me to do
>3 hour commute each day
>start slacking off and using sick days left and right
>dgaf if I get fired
>one day its snowing like crazy
>the city looks beautiful, reminds me of the motherland
>decide to take the day off while I'm on the way to the office and smoke weed in the snow downtown and wander around
>send an email saying that I'm sick and can't make it to work
>the only day in recent memory where I'm not depressed and actually enjoying myself
>come in to work the next day and get handed some bullshit assignment with no explanation
>pretty much get set up to fail and the boss uses it as an excuse to fire me
>still dgaf
>use the money that I saved up from paychecks to go balls deep in crypto
>make more money in 6 months than I would have made working at the office in 2 years
>still unemployed and making money from shitcoins
I hope I make it from crypto because I can't imagine myself working 9 to 5 until I'm old. I'd rather kms