Fuck

If you put all your effort into it you can change

If your father raised you like he should've you wouldn't end up like that

Lube up.

Oh, so you're the owner of this board then?

>Have sex.

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how does it feel?

Try humour, when you meet the right type of person you'll make each other laugh

Your place is in kitchen woman

Ovulation lasts two days each cycle.

Nice so if I choke out the bitch, spit in her mouth and call her a garbage bin for my sperm she's gonna get preggers instantly and ovulate?

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Consider this

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painful + sleepless because of lacking dicking, it's fucking with my hormone household and psyche

You don't have a gf because you are kind, you don't have one because you're a bitter, ugly faggot who smells like french cheese

I've devouted my life to god. Sex is sin.

>Ovulation lasts two days each cycle.
It's usually three days each cycle where I'm constantly wet and aching so I'd say three.

>You don't have a gf because you are kind
yes I believe OP already said this. I wish I wasn't so kind, then I would get a gf ;_;

my nips feel sore before i ovulate

Pls be my gf

>painful + sleepless because of lacking dicking
huh sounds like me
except its lack of pussy

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>my nips feel sore before i ovulate
Lucky I don't have this at all. But instead I can't stop myself fantasizing about very specific looking guys.

But I'd trade anytime with you. I hate it. I just wanna live in peace and be left alone from crap like this.

I feel you bro. I feel you.

Have sex

My wife despises narcissists men

how do you tell if a woman is ovulating? do you think there will be a higher chance to get her when one is ovulating?

>sensitive and caring
is that code for 'beta manlet faggot' ?

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Have sex(with me)

Is it because you have nipple piercings?
You better stay safe if so.

>uberfacts
Is this actually a thing?

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>I suffer as a woman

This is even more ridiculous than the "I suffer in Norway" posts.

t*Rks own this board yes
now shut up f*Moid before he KARA BOGA the shit out of your tiny pussy with his monster cock

Only in comparison to gorillas.

yes

>how do you tell if a woman is ovulating?
well I can only tell when I'm ovulating myself. I notice that I suddenly behave like I'm a little tipsy around attractive guys. Suddenly I get all touchy feely and comfortable around them. And I don't feel uneasy around them at all anymore

>do you think there will be a higher chance to get her when one is ovulating?
That's a 100%. But the problem is, quite a few women take the pill so they don't ovulate at all anymore. the body thinks it's pregnant the whole time.

If I didn't knew they're unhealty as fuck and causing cancer, I'd hop back on the bandwagon immediately.

It's so fucking much easier when you aren't forced to ride this hormonal rollacoaster every 28 days......

>t*Rks own this board yes
Well then I'm the owner of this board, m8.
Both my parents are turkish immigrants.

if you take that pill will you be sex needless?

>while ovulating
err no that's how they feel all the time

>if you take that pill will you be sex needless?
Pretty much yeah. I mean, of course my (then) boyfriend got me into the mood and we had sex, but I never initiated and I never craved it.

Plus I was skinnier because I couldn't eat much because I felt "morning sickness" all the time.

Are women even human?

The main difference between humans and animals is culture and civilization.

Since it’s nearly exclusively men who create culture and civilization, ask yourself: are women really human?

In the long cultural and civilizational history of mankind, women have been near-worthless despite being pampered and privileged. They hardly ever composed noteworthy songs nor did they build skyscrapers or satellites

Even today, nearly everything women accomplish is only accomplished with the help of men or in a team with men.

Their main contribution to culture remains singing.

Their main contribution to civilization remains cleaning.

Their main contribution to society remains giving birth.

Thus it’s a legitimate question. Are women human? And if so at what ratio? 3 percent human, 97 percent animal?

Shouldn’t women therefore be deprived of all human rights and instead be governed by legislation concerning domestic animals? Isn’t that what they are essentially?

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Doing anything that isn't hypermasculine is pathetic and women will see it as pathetic even as most of them deny it, subconsciously they will. They'll lose both their respect and attraction. Never be vulnerable or indecisive in front of a woman, and definitely don't cry you faggots. Don't listen to whatever bullshit they delusionally believe or think they want. For 95% of women your relationship will instantly die, the other 5% it will fizzle out over a long time due to the strength of their delusion. There is no such thing as a legitimate relationship between a feely, soft, or submissive 'man' and a woman. It's biologically impossible. If you fall into that, kill yourself, your line is at an end and I don't want you near me.

despite being roughly half of the population...

go on

>Both my parents are turkish immigrants.
Based

*HUFF* *HUFF*
women
*HUFF*
women are
*HUFF* *HUFF*
HOLY SHIT A FUCKING CAR
*WHEEZE*
women are responsible for all of the evil
*HUFF*
IN THIS WORLD!

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Women like handsome men

Simple as

When a woman gets talked to by a not-handsome man she feels as shes not desired by chads, it hurts her

is this intimating that women are emotional slaves to base compulsion rather than reason and civilization?

Bullshit m8.

>are emotional slaves to base compulsion rather than reason and civilization?
I disagree. My body is acting up but my mind hates every second of it.

this

How will lefties ever recover.

well if uberfacts twitter account says so

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Get real

Yeah my best friend keeps doing that and always whines why his last 4 girlfriends broke up with him saying they just view him as a friend

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my uberfacts tell me the south is danish

>tfw gf only gave a damn about you while she was ovulating
wtf I'm an asshole now this is not cool

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why do woman insist on having equal if this is how they feel?

they collectively conjured the biggest shit test ever and men failed horribly

so you're not constantly thinking and acting with your dick. year, right.

>fap
>become rational for the rest of the day
checkmate

one time a girl said i was nice and i took it as a compliment
that shaped the first part of my life when trying to get girls
FUCKING BITCH VANESSA

>cope with body acting up for three days every 4 weeks
>it's damn fucking annoying but it'll be over soon
you loose m8

the first girl to speak to me in a peculiar way seemed impressed that I was challenging an instructor

Consider this yourself nigger

no, because you guys told me to suppress that shit even though thats what you truly want men to be.

>3 days
more like 30 days

kys cringe tranny

>he can’t get horny again within 10 minutes of fapping
Cuck

Sounds a bit obsessive. I don't want to become an addict.

>even though thats what you truly want men to be
Is that why Indian guys do so well with women?
Stop being an intentionally obtuse fuckwit.

You will burn by the stake harlot.

they do have the population numbers to back it up

Sow Bob or gtfo

Uppity Israeli are ya?

holly based!
breed fast 5 kids with a masculine turk and propagade the Turkish race nao!

Incorrect use of the meme sir

I tried. How about:
>I'M GONNA SAY THE C WORD

>EXTRA EXTRA
>GIRL PREFERE MANLY MEN, READ ALL ABOUT IT!
Drop your balls already, a woman is a property, girls concider themselves like objects, the only thing that mater is how you threat your objects.

It's the natural order of things and if somebody tell you otherwise, you're being bullshited by either a retard or a professional nation wrecker.

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Cunny?

I'm actually married to german. we have three kids.

>inb4 whore
>inb4 you're polluting his superior heritage

actually based, I retract my sexist comments

Dumbass.
That's the Turk who posted her boobs and her hand on her husbands cock.

Oh yeah I remember this

what exactly is the problem here?

who's that?

>"""respectable""" women
>willing to post her boobs for thousands of people to see
We had a thread on Ylilauta where a girl said she used to be leftie college girl and now realized it was bullshit, she just wants to be a housewife and mom now. Just like this Turkish girl, she was married with children.
And she still posted her boobs of course and the thread had over 6000 reads.
Women are whores, always, no exceptions. None of them are respectable.

>this tatooed faggot
>strongest children

>be turkish woman
>be married with children
>pretend to be based
>post lewd photos on Jow Forums purely for the sake of attention
At least it made turks seethe

This happened last December.
If you are too new to know her, then fuck off

when the fuck was this?

Does she lurk in a general thread or something? I've shitposted for ages but don't really recognize any specific users. I usually go in the retarded threads though.

This but unironically