/brit/

>Me? Oh I'm not a fan of mushrooms. Don't like the texture. I'll pick them out and you can have them.

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haha she's been chopping away at her wrist what a silly slug

bet the snotty, gay, testerone-deficient tarq voices in this audience are how you lot sound

youtube.com/watch?v=AzIXdQiaRBc

thank you for supporting the australian music industry
for me? it's 10-1 (album)

holly peng, man

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this is me. when i order a steak i'm not eating your disgusting gay salad on the side,

got one sibling who lives on processed cheese and cheap store bought noodles. No vegetables and the only meat they'll eat is baked in the oven, no sauce no nothing.

What’s wrong with that?

If British pipo consume too much and If we need to reduce our carbon emissions shouldn't we just close our borders

We're bringing people living in mutt huts without electricity. People that have a lower carbon impact and they consume less

and we bring them to Britain to live like the Brits do. They start using electricity and eating meat and over consuming

Why is the left for open borders? I don't get it

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some chebz on her

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Stiffy

real men eat out of bins

They let you use the internet in your cell now Julian?

someone say slug?

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LEFTISTS
*plays a guitar riff*

there was no need to mention your old man
makes it sound like you can't get served otherwise

*nasally voice*
just have sex

not a fan of liver 2bh but i'll bang a load of pork shoulder or chicken thigh/wings/drumsticks in my slow cooker and it's just as good as a lamb chop or steak or breast, except it has bones and connective tissue which do make me a bit squeamish i'll admit
still eat it though
lived like a proper animal for too long to be fussy these days

haha i've been there ngl

literal underages posting here

>but he's not jewish
is that so

Corporations are responsible for 70% of carbon emissions

belFAST

tttttttHHIICCC

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>he's a rasssscist!

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waited so long for the new i forgot what i was going to post

grr me manly me eat ALL the food on me man plate
me even eat foods me no like, because me no woman

*nasally voice*
but it's not that easy

how to prove to muslims that this is based?

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remember someone died after eating one of these as a dare lmoa

children think its uncool

Lol

LONDONderry

*throws you into the neighbours garden*

on account of anzac day, here's a song
youtu.be/Urtiyp-G6jY
(please support the australian folk rock music industry)

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the flame that burns twice as bright lasts half as long. sums up me pretty good.

nice tits though

Me? Twice as bright, twice as long.

/brit/posters are afraid to go to the pub on their own or with their old man lmao

>w-what if Deano sees me :s

truly a bunch of VFs in here

youtube.com/watch?v=-wa4zqBwPVE

i have no friends lmao

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*slimes into your bum*

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you're a fucking idiot if that's genuinely what you took from those responses

it's poetry that retarded benders advocate for muslim immigration and communism when those particular groups of people hate bent twats the most

they sound too shocked to speak, all they can muster is "w-what? waycism!!"

lived my teens and 20s under the assumption that this would apply to me
never thought i'd live this long
as a result i didn't plan ahead or prepare and now i'm a burnout loser with nothing but an empty life of mental illness and seclusion ahead of me
grim innit
clean your room, kids

only lads with huge cocks order the dark fruits cider in a pub with no shame or insecurity about it

thank you for supporting the australian music industry

i have to make this post

*Remembers Kokoda*

Mmmm.........

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do it in mecca, tell us how it goes
#lovenothate

yeah I'd give her a thorough shagging but nothing more, a lass with arms like a barcode isn't worth the effort

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Vile little slug

mhmmmmm REAL filthy just how I LIKE it

*loads a magazine*
youtube.com/watch?v=YHC41UXsxpY

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give me 5 examples of anti-gay bills

this argument could be easily used for "im white and left-wing" lol

*with fucked palates and pre-diabetes

Imagine tempering your actions based on your perceptions of how other people construe them.....

please support the australian film industry

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*plots a collision course with your urethra*

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Whites are in power, benders aren't.

>useful idiot
the term is ally

give me your best grime track

or as I've taken to calling it, diapretes

grimmest slag pic posted in a long time

give me 1 singular example of an anti gay bill passed in western Europe since 2000

small brain: man u vs man city
big brain: wolves v arsenal
engorged brain of knowing: espanyol v celta vigo

thats like life tho man

youtube.com/watch?v=kj-joPo3Gxg

youtube.com/watch?v=vl3LXEBqOxw

me? you could say I've a penchant for huffing my own farts

Ah yes. Diapretes. Remember his works well.

haha yeah
*stabs a nun for shortchanging me*

all seem but peas in comparison to the monolithic brain that is: shagging
fuck off virgin freak

I've lived like this my whole life

do this everytime I can. also love sniffing the gf bumhole. a right fucking dog i am

>open vide
>skip halfway through it
>"i've got black skin"
>close video

all seem butt peas

business idea: move to eastern austria

A shag lasts 2 minutes, Espanyol v Celta Viga is 90.

have been watching lou dong videos for the past 6 hours

sniffing the gf's bumhole? what, do you take me for a gallic barbarian? of course I'd never inhale the flatulence of another person

and it's a peng ting

teehee but i poop from there :v

what sort of transaction are you taking part in with a nun

Indiana RFRA
North Carolina HB 2
Mississippi HB 1523
Colorado SB 241
Texas HB 2899