/brit/

ok

obviously break up with her
what a stupid question

ups truk just arrive

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Redpill her on the work that the marxist turned neocon jews have been doing since the 60s for her to aerive at this sad state

had a huge fart coming on, so with a beaming smile on my face I ran into the bedroom, threw off my pants and trousers, and unleashed a beast of a bottom-trumpet
I then waved my duvet in such a manner so as to waft the fart up to my nose and it smelled absolutely delectable, not to mention the warmth of the fart itself being blown onto my face with the surprising force of the blanket

Likely an imminent wine aunt getting ahead of the issue, as if there were any chance a decent man would impregnate her anyway

mate none of your posts are even relevant to anything posted, why even bother posting in /brit/?

just tell me

doxxed

ok

no you didn't
be quiet

Why are Indian women so heightist

I forgot to mention that before I released the gale-force flatulence I dived underneath my duvet and onto my bed, not only to stay warm but also so that I may waft the fart upto my nostrils

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I just removed the white boxes lad
not going to post because I'm not an ass

blog on

was pissing about on twitch adn saw some black girl streaming final fantasy xiv and she was in a klan with a bunch of other black people, very strange

excited to see what it is

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Shan't be staying awake for the derby. Will merely wait for the lineups to see if my main man riyad mahrez makes the starting 11

any magician in

ok

assignment was due in at 17:00 and I still haven't finished it

Ooft

decided to just eat the creme egg

tasted very nice

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think ngubu’s on the bench unfortunately
would have loved to have seen are lad hoof one into the top corner

Watched about 10 minutes of russell brand at joe rogan, couldn't go further. He has become unbearably smug with zero humour

RIP

The result will be what everyone expects
It's reds versuses blues! Lots of balls being kicked tonight!

tim or turt

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Just delivered a thinkpad to the most runtish specimin I've ever encountered, absolutely mad how far ""people"" can deteriorate given certain conditions. Suspect having sex may be the only salvation for this vile worm.

>become
you are ridic alan

>He has become
>Implying he was ever humble and funny

>he has become

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Never fails to get a laugh off me

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It's more my personality that has changed I guess, I used to admire him and dentify with him in my late twenties and understand when he spoke about humanity needing to reach a new state of consciousness and what not

-feeling comfortable
4channel for iPhone

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lads

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not sure about this
will form an opinion later

neither
it's someone doing a tim cosplay

me in the middle

Russell Brand may not have talent but he is a world class shagger

you shoyuld suck me off

>teehee am bent btw :v

managed to pull katy perry the legend

Stuff like that always gets me, like those pics of awkward teenagers sat alone in front of a birthday cake their parents made them.

course he won't
he's fucking shite

janny did not like this one

apparently repairing parliament could cost as much as £5.6 billion wtf

wearing jeans that are a size too small aha, positively glowing :)
-feeling pleased
4channel for iPhone

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alri
Sent from Clover

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WAHHOOOO WAHHEEEYY
*HONK HONK HONK*
SEEMS OL' JANNY'S ON THE WEED

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yet not a single penny has been given to the survivors of grenfell
absolutely vile

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Begging to be crosspostered.

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Onto the trash heap she goes

would utterly dominate you sexually and cum inside you for total humiliation

bankers MUST pay for it with their bonuses

don't have a clue what this means you odious little worm

Everybody is welcome to /brit/.

I hope this “4channel for iPhone” gimmick takes off among /brit/

been wondering. why was old /brit/ so left leaning but nu /brit/ is as far right as they come? seems bizarre.

Joe looks tiny in front of russell brand

we all moved to leftypol

Because Joe is 171 and Brand is 185

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When will media elites become 'woke' to the plight of manlets? That line from the dragon queen is NOT okay in 2019

>Because Joe is 171
In his mother's heels, maybe

do you say this to anybody you come across you vile bent freak

Esketit

4channel for iPhone

>gut
tim

No were radical centrists

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>standard of scotland

Not for much longer lol

oh nononoononon

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screaming at this picture
smearing and choking on my own spit

List of things Englishmen are good at:
>1) Making tunes
>2) Speaking English

'member being on /brit/ during Breggsit vote, oh my days was that a spicy time!

Yeah bur he's more muscular. Brand works out too but he's all flabby and yet because he has a larger skeleton he looks stronger. Hate when this happens.

I'm here for you if you need me

OH NONONO

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Literally me.

And nothing of value was lost.

Bong Rips for Bre

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only if i know i could pin them down and ramrod their pooper like a chimney cleaner.

why are foreigners so nasty and spiteful
they're human beings you effing moron

>Hate when this happens.
probably all too common for you hahahah

What do health insurance debates have to do with hospital overcrowding? Absolutely baffled.

weaponized H1N1 when

youtube.com/watch?v=f6dUH2JnN04