/brit/

just quit my job, on the spot today, no notice. After dealing with 60,000 phone calls in 6 years, i am fucking done with call centres, enough years of my life have been wasted on this utter shit, and ive nothing to show for. So i went to toilberg, and said i quit, and thats it

cope

I’m so sorry that your life isn’t working out :(

>5 Things I HATE About My Chinese Wife

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until I came to brit I didn't know anyone nor heard of anyone who works in a call centre desu

What’s mum gonna say?

>disc jockey
>100$-500$ tip
Sound

Might go and get a chandelier myself

The problem with marrying late is the reasonable minimum age of any woman you date climbs yearly

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yes, at 27 i am still living with mum. and i told her to shut her mouth, if you must know

Hidinginmyroom has already mined this seem bare

This is what I want to say to every idiot who thought procreation/intercourse are the pinnacles of human experience

104689182
incel
with i dont even fucking know what is with the incelher eyes are further forward than her cheeks just ridiculous

I work in a call centre full time

have done for several years now

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DASSOWEIR!!

>normies

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I wasn’t taking the piss. I remember you, I know that you live with her.

this is a piss take no?

it's a incel eat incel world

Please tell me that's shopped

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ahhh that second vape always gets me

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What do you do instead of raising a family?

this guy is dead behind the eyes, quite sad to look at.

the higher your iq, the more retarded you are

got called a "northern monkey" by the oxford bender

if you click on a post number it automatically fills it in inside the quick reply box

you don't need to manually type out post numbers my dude

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Wear that as a badge of honour

Don't eat easter eggs in the dark: I got chocolate all over my t-shirt

My wife weighed 39kg, now she weighs more. Gotta get them while they're young and fresh

is this a joke lmao

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oh, well i dont know what will happen next, everything is just a blurr and ive taken another leap into the unknown, but life has to be better than this, this was consuming me

isn't this trespassing?

>39kg

Please use British units of measurement.

told my mum I had a hard day at uni and she said "blog on dickhead"

your first day on Jow Forums mate?

No why?

>just a few more sleeps til /homealoneeveryfridaynight/ time
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

fuck the thicc brit at the top of xhamster is a prime-time slampig

need her

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will probably marry a woman about five years younger than me
only a complete fucking idiot would marry a woman their own age

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Good for you lad, I dream of doing this daily.

At least you let them you that you quit rather than just walking out. You can probably still salvage a reference from them.

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Every man, on this glorious Earth, deserves a QT white grill to nut in.
Cherish and protect them QTs at all cost, bros.

tfw your mum is better than 90% of b rit posters

Let’s see where it takes you. Good luck.

cannot wait

HOME
is where I want to be

you'll never marry, catyank

Still got my tonsils, never getting rid of them. Girls tell me they make me a better kisser.

really makes you think now doesn't it?

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The ideal age for a man to marry is 30. For women it is 14.

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Lol
I feel bad for you haha. Find your purpose

You gotta do what you gotta do to be free and/or happy.
Good on you. Hope you find something better!

litrally shaking

love her new boobs

Every non-white man*

I'm not catyank you non-redditflagging subhuman

Do you want to find love in Finland

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literally never gave a shit about thatcher but if she actually said that i would kill her in one slap

My purpose is raising a family

very true

Ain’t posted here in a while does the Canadian schizophrenic from Maple Ridge still post here?

Not really, no.

nah too cold

shitskins? not a fan

only going to marry a woman with colonial or scandinavian ancestry

thanks mate, ive been on /brit/ since 2012 so im sure ill run into you in the future.

nah he got a job and has a gf now and I think she's pregnant so lil emmy's finally gonna be the daddy that he's always wanted to be!

just kidding he was here yesterday I think

I’m so sorry that your life isn’t working out :((

Hello northerner

i have been in the deepest darkest recesses of the internet and survived

Sure, if she's willing to date ***an, but probably not, lmao.

>update OS
>update office
>word is still fucked
wtf

What if I told you that girl is actually a man?

Only at night, no more 15hour sessions of spewing arse water into threads.

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That's Microsoft for ya.
20+ experience in software engineering and still shit-tier.

Ayyo lil mexico pass the gas~!

youtube.com/watch?v=VlIExbHPWtw

Well I look forward to his posts later tonight

windows 10 is the best OS since XP. Nobody says that yet though because its too new.

What an odd conversation this has been

she said a lot of bullshit like that
like "ugh if a man over 25 is on a bus he's a failure!!"
honestly I think thatcher is a key figure in the death of britain, since I think she helped usher in the americanisation of this country on so many levels

I'm not a poof, lad. If she resembles a girl, she's going to get a shag.

carlet detected

There’s gonna be a food court behind the altar

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never understood the stigma for using a bus. how autistic do you have to be lmfao

Wish we had peng sky scraper cities

larper gimps